Average naked porn....
 

Ok... I usually post my best stuff after 8 or so beers.

Well, last night I was making love to my wonderful wife, and between the thoughts of "baseball, baseball, baseball," I looked down at my chubby belly and thought "Who the **** would want to tape this?" No one would want to see my unsexy ass thrusting on top of my pretty wife.

My questions are...

1. Why do average/ugly people bother taping themselves while in the "act"?

2. Have you ever had your personal porn video discovered? And what is the story?


answers...

1. I don't effing know.

2. Yes, I was dating a big breasted blonde in high school and decided to take some digital pics of our escapades. Well, her mom and older sister found the camera and went through all the pics together, from the beginning to the very end (money shot......) It was pretty embarrassing and her mom never looked at me the same.



discuss....

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Another quality thread brought to you by MikeMas. ummm.. boobies.

what the ****

Hi, my name is MikeMaslowski and I post non-football related threads....

Contribute if you can.......

mmm....

There were boobs... why you gotta be a dick?

I was looking through my threads... I posted some winners.

Oh, and the 2nd number 2 happened to me.

I'd like to discuss but, mmmmmm......aaaaggghhhh.....booooooobies.....

I didn't know Mark Castle had boobies...

This seems like s good place to post this.

This is an old thread, and divorce is a hopeful word. Life isn't as easy as we all hope it is.

PBJ Boobs-o-rama-dama-ling-long :bravo:

Mike I like your style!

I gotta say , I love your threads and always enjoy your avatar !!!!!!!!

Lucky for me, it's Winter... very doubtful I will get struck by lightening for posting this one. Enjoy fellas. :D

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j2...Stuff/FQ-1.jpg

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