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Crush 02-05-2009 05:24 PM

****The Official Mentally Challenged/Post-Whoring Thread****
 
Alright, here is a thread for those who are "mentally challenged." If you have an insane dumbass thought of trading LJ to the Eagles or TG to the Cowboys for high draft picks, then this thread is for you. If you want to share your reeruned reasons for why this team should not draft a franchise QB, then this thread is for you. In fact, if any reeruned thought, no matter the severity of the reerunation, comes through your head then this thread is for you.

This thread is for all the devoted Thigpen lovers, the n00bs that "don't get it," and our associates over at WPI.

kcbubb, klg61, Nick "Assclown" Athan (the real one, not the fake account), and all the other dumbasses that have recently shown up or will show up, this thread is for you.

Hopefully, then we will not see any more threads about "How about LJ to the Giants for a 2nd?" or "TG for a 1st to the Eagles?" This will be a collective breeding ground for the morons and hopefully n00bs will no longer a make a thread just because they're stupid.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:

****The Official Mentally Challenged/Post-Whoring Thread****


Sorry, I tried to be civil, but there is so much stupidity floating around The Lounge that I feel that it has become D.C. Part II.

Also, if you are looking for boobies, please refer to http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=201907

DISCLAIMER: Sorry, if repost. Intelligent conversations are not welcomed in this thread.

This could also be the ultimate post-whore thread. :p

Recently edited in order to make it official.

Another edit in order to create a link to MikeMaslowski's The Stupider Thread.

Buck 02-05-2009 05:26 PM

Can I play?

CUT LT!

Crush 02-05-2009 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5461662)
Can I play?

CUT LT!


LMAO

MIAdragon 02-05-2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5461662)
Can I play?

CUT LT!

You dont think that may actually happen??

Saccopoo 02-05-2009 05:32 PM

Intelligent conversations are not allowed? You mean I can't post the standard "old timer" intelligent responses that literally fill this forum by the thousands like:

"This."

or

:spock:

or

"n00B"

(And really, what kind of nub spells noob like they are really trying to be l33t?)

or
:banghead:

Geez, I don't know what I'm going to do in such a situation. I am befuddled.

DenverChief 02-05-2009 05:34 PM

I was thinking we could trade Pioli to the Fish for the Big Tuna who in turn could lure Pennington & R. Williams to KC, then we would be teh awesome!

Johnny Vegas 02-05-2009 05:36 PM

this thread is ****ing stupid!

Simply Red 02-05-2009 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5461686)
Intelligent conversations are not allowed? You mean I can't post the standard "old timer" intelligent responses that literally fill this forum by the thousands like:

"This."

or

:spock:

or

"n00B"

(And really, what kind of nub spells noob like they are really trying to be l33t?)

or
:banghead:

Geez, I don't know what I'm going to do in such a situation. I am befuddled.

:spock:

Simply Red 02-05-2009 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 5461667)
You dont think that may actually happen??

This.

Buck 02-05-2009 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 5461667)
You dont think that may actually happen??

No, and I think anyone that wants it to happen is an R-Tard.

The Franchise 02-05-2009 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5461686)
Intelligent conversations are not allowed? You mean I can't post the standard "old timer" intelligent responses that literally fill this forum by the thousands like:

"This."

or

:spock:

or

"n00B"

(And really, what kind of nub spells noob like they are really trying to be l33t?)

or
:banghead:

Geez, I don't know what I'm going to do in such a situation. I am befuddled.

n00B

Rain Man 02-05-2009 06:22 PM

This is going to be the biggest thread ever.

Donger 02-05-2009 06:24 PM

I'm picking up our puppy in a week or so. What does everyone think of the following name for said canine?

"Bubba Flavel"

blueballs 02-05-2009 06:24 PM

Let Donnie Edwards go at the end of the season
don't try and trade him

rad 02-05-2009 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5461784)
n00B

n00b

rad 02-05-2009 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5461848)
I'm picking up our puppy in a week or so. What does everyone think of the following name for said canine?

"Bubba Flavel"

Male or female?

Donger 02-05-2009 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rad (Post 5461852)
Male or female?

Male.

rad 02-05-2009 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5461855)
Male.

Boner.

Johnny Vegas 02-05-2009 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5461855)
Male.

Rum Runner!

Saccopoo 02-05-2009 06:43 PM

I like pie!

MIAdragon 02-05-2009 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5461896)
I like pie!

Thats more like it.

Johnny Vegas 02-05-2009 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5461896)
I like pie!

I like tit ties and beer!

Saccopoo 02-05-2009 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 5461900)
Thats more like it.

I'm a slow learner. I got kicked in the head by Chuck Norris once, and it's adversely affected my ability to effectively post on the internets since it happened.

MIAdragon 02-05-2009 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5461921)
I'm a slow learner. I got kicked in the head by Chuck Norris once, and it's adversely affected my ability to effectively post on the internets since it happened.

Its ok Chuck is a badass, its happened to just about all of us!

Agent V 02-05-2009 06:58 PM

We should wait a year and draft Colt McCoy.

bevis369 02-05-2009 07:19 PM

How much have you had tonight?LMAO:BLVD::dom::bong::stupid::Scanlon::fart::Bartee:

MIAdragon 02-05-2009 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chief103182 (Post 5461937)
We should wait a year and draft Colt McCoy.

Why so he can back-up Tebow?

bevis369 02-05-2009 07:20 PM

Poop, poop, poop, fart, poop, fart, fart:fart::Bartee:

mlyonsd 02-05-2009 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chief103182 (Post 5461937)
We should wait a year and draft Colt McCoy.

We should wait a year and see if Pioli's coaching choices can make Thigpen our QB.

Crush 02-05-2009 07:27 PM

Is there anyone that come up with an unrealistic scenario where we get Cassell and nine draft picks by continuously drafting down?

How about trading LJ to the Jets for their 2nd and 3rd draft picks?

mlyonsd 02-05-2009 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5462019)
Is there anyone that come up with an unrealistic scenario where we get Cassell and nine draft picks by continuously drafting down?

How about trading LJ to the Jets for their 2nd and 3rd draft picks?

The Jets would be idiots. And I think they know that.

Crush 02-05-2009 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 5462022)
The Jets would be idiots. And I think they know that.


I don't know. There may someone out there salivating about the possibility and then creating a thread about it.

PhillyChiefFan 02-05-2009 07:36 PM

oh oh I love these threads...I want to play too

Can we try and trade LJ for Kerry Collins if we throw in a 2nd round pick?

SAUTO 02-05-2009 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhillyChiefFan (Post 5462035)
oh oh I love these threads...I want to play too

Can we try and trade LJ for Kerry Collins if we throw in a 2nd round pick?

kerry collins sux/mecca

PhillyChiefFan 02-05-2009 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 5462039)
kerry collins sux/mecca

...when does Michael Vick get out of prison again??

SAUTO 02-05-2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhillyChiefFan (Post 5462053)
...when does Michael Vick get out of prison again??

soon, maybe that's who pioli is waiting on VICK is the new HC of the chiefs


THE DEAL IS DONEor is that the sentence is done?

Crush 02-05-2009 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 5462058)
soon, maybe that's who pioli is waiting on VICK is the new HC of the chiefs


THE DEAL IS DONEor is that the sentence is done?


Is Vick looking for a house in Leawood?

PhillyChiefFan 02-05-2009 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5462063)
Is Vick looking for a house in Leawood?

I heard he had a jet that landed at Downtown exec airport yesterday.

SAUTO 02-05-2009 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5462063)
Is Vick looking for a house in Leawood?

nope armourdale i've heard he's gangsta

Crush 02-05-2009 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhillyChiefFan (Post 5462065)
I heard he had a jet that landed at Downtown exec airport yesterday.


Was Cowher personally flying it himself?

Crush 02-05-2009 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 5462066)
nope armourdale i've heard he's gangsta


True dat.

SAUTO 02-05-2009 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5462068)
True dat.

you ever heard of lower armourdale? know where it is?:D

Crush 02-05-2009 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 5462071)
you ever heard of lower armourdale? know where it is?:D


No, but I'm scared.

SAUTO 02-05-2009 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5462074)
No, but I'm scared.

:D

Agent V 02-05-2009 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 5461991)
Why so he can back-up Tebow?

No. First, hire Bob Stoops as head coach. Then we trade LJ and Gonzalez for a high first round pick, then we take Bradford too. Big 12 quarterbacks FTW!

bevis369 02-05-2009 08:45 PM

Vick and Cowher are looking for houses in leawood according to a friend sister's best friend...:BLVD::louder::bong::stupid:

Crush 02-05-2009 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevis369 (Post 5462203)
Vick and Cowher are looking for houses in leawood according to a friend sister's best friend...:BLVD::louder::bong::stupid:


Was Mike Shanahan with them?

joesomebody 02-05-2009 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevis369 (Post 5461994)
Poop, poop, poop, fart, poop, fart, fart:fart::Bartee:

:spock:

bevis369 02-05-2009 08:58 PM

You bet, he was driving the short bus...

Crush 02-05-2009 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevis369 (Post 5462240)
You bet, he was driving the short bus...


THE DEAL IS DONE!!!

'Hamas' Jenkins 02-05-2009 10:39 PM

Bob Sanders is more valuable to the Colts than Peyton Manning.
Troy Aikman was a game manager
Tom Brady is a system QB
Roethlisberger sucks ass
LJ is the second best back in the NFL
Marty was just unlucky
The media hates the Chiefs and has a vendetta against them for being in a small market.
Tyler Thigpen compares favorably to Steve Young, John Elway, and Troy Aikman
The jury is still out on Jay Cutler
Thigpen is better than Carson Palmer.

Crush 02-05-2009 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5462532)
Bob Sanders is more valuable to the Colts than Peyton Manning.
Troy Aikman was a game manager
Tom Brady is a system QB
Roethlisberger sucks ass
LJ is the second best back in the NFL
Marty was just unlucky
The media hates the Chiefs and has a vendetta against them for being in a small market.
Tyler Thigpen compares favorably to Steve Young, John Elway, and Troy Aikman
The jury is still out on Jay Cutler
Thigpen is better than Carson Palmer.

:thumb:

Agent V 02-05-2009 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5462532)
Bob Sanders is more valuable to the Colts than Peyton Manning.
Troy Aikman was a game manager
Tom Brady is a system QB
Roethlisberger sucks ass
LJ is the second best back in the NFL
Marty was just unlucky
The media hates the Chiefs and has a vendetta against them for being in a small market.
Tyler Thigpen compares favorably to Steve Young, John Elway, and Troy Aikman
The jury is still out on Jay Cutler
Thigpen is better than Carson Palmer.

ROFL
I think we can close the thread now.

Crush 02-06-2009 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5462971)
Time to get Tony his ring by trading him to Philadelphia for a first and third and get this passing game downfield a bit more.

LMAO

FAX 02-06-2009 08:00 AM

http://www.influencemedia.com/citi/al_gollum.jpg

Alum.

FAX

Rain Man 02-06-2009 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5462532)
Bob Sanders is more valuable to the Colts than Peyton Manning.
Troy Aikman was a game manager
Tom Brady is a system QB
Roethlisberger sucks ass
LJ is the second best back in the NFL
Marty was just unlucky
The media hates the Chiefs and has a vendetta against them for being in a small market.
Tyler Thigpen compares favorably to Steve Young, John Elway, and Troy Aikman
The jury is still out on Jay Cutler
Thigpen is better than Carson Palmer.


I like it, but you should always put "Bob Sanders" in quotes until his existence is confirmed or refuted.

the Talking Can 02-06-2009 08:25 AM

can we add the Cassell "rumor"?

there is no rumor.....people simply say "Pioli was at New England, he must be interested!"...

it's Nick "Assclown" Athan-ish in it's fabrication....

PhillyChiefFan 02-06-2009 11:24 AM

I heard that Todd Haley is going to draft Crabtree #3 overall.

:D

Crush 02-06-2009 02:27 PM

A courtesy bump for John Wayne.

Pioli Zombie 02-06-2009 02:35 PM

So who is this "franchise qb" you are planning on drafting? None of the qbs out there fit that description
Posted via Mobile Device

MOhillbilly 02-06-2009 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5461654)
Alright, here is a thread for those who are "mentally challenged." If you have an insane dumbass thought of trading LJ to the Eagles or TG to the Cowboys for high draft picks, then this thread is for you. If you want to share your reeruned reasons for why this team should not draft a franchise QB, then this thread is for you. In fact, if any reeruned thought, no matter the severity of the reerunation, comes through your head then this thread is for you.

This thread is for all the Thigpen lovers, the n00bs that "don't get it," and our associates over at WPI.

kcbubb, klg61, Nick "Assclown" Athan (the real one, not the fake account), and all the other dumbasses that have recently shown up or will show up, this thread is for you.

Hopefully, then we will not see any more threads about "How about LJ to the Giants for a 2nd?" or "TG for a 1st to the Eagles?" This will be a collective breeding ground for the morons and hopefully n00bs will no longer a make a thread just because they're stupid.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:

The Stupid Thread


Sorry, I tried to be civil, but there is so much stupidity floating around The Lounge that I feel that it has become D.C. Part II.

DISCLAIMER: Sorry, if repost. Intelligent conversations are not welcomed in this thread.

This could also be the ultimate post-whore thread. :p

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#082f50><TD>ROSES </TD></TR><TR bgColor=#f9f9f9><TD>I'm tired of trying to understand, so ignorant I'll remain.
I feel repressed, and I'm not impressed by the games you children play.
Some of you may bask in the sun and some of you may hide.
Whenever I hear your laughing voices, I just want to cry.
So many years of nothingness yet you seem so content.
You have to realize, it's all lies of deceit.
Call me a bastard- call me a afraid.
I'll just turn a deaf ear.
'Cause all is that for roses, it's been a wonderful year.
Now your party is over, and your host has died.
Kick your shoes off as you walk through the door,
It's time to come inside.
The world is crumbling, a drunkard stumbling.
A new year's come alive It's been a wonderful year.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

-sheer terror-

KCChiefsMan 02-06-2009 03:41 PM

CHIEFS OFFSEASON!

FREE AGENTS

Michael Vick
Ricky Williams
One of the Ravens LBs
Julius Peppers

DRAFT

CRABTREE!!!!!!

ottawa_chiefs_fan 02-06-2009 03:54 PM

Trade LJ to the Toronto Argonauts for future considerations - plus a 1st rounder in the CFL Draft.

Mr. Laz 02-06-2009 03:57 PM

how about we turn this thread into a 'neg rep the arrogant ass POS thread starter" thread?

much more apropos imo


like the OP's ignorant ass has any idea about what is possible or not in the NFL .... yet he is arrogant enough to claim someone else's idea "stupid"

**** him and his pet goat/girlfriend

Mr Luzcious 02-06-2009 03:58 PM

Sweet! This looks like just the thread for me.

Saccopoo 02-06-2009 04:06 PM

Didn't you hear me?

I said I like mother ****ing pie!

Crush 02-06-2009 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz (Post 5465047)
how about we turn this thread into a 'neg rep the arrogant ass POS thread starter" thread?

much more apropos imo


like the OP's ignorant ass has any idea about what is possible or not in the NFL .... yet he is arrogant enough to claim someone else's idea "stupid"

**** him and his pet goat/girlfriend


I love you too.

Bugeater 02-06-2009 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz (Post 5465047)
how about we turn this thread into a 'neg rep the arrogant ass POS thread starter" thread?

much more apropos imo


like the OP's ignorant ass has any idea about what is possible or not in the NFL .... yet he is arrogant enough to claim someone else's idea "stupid"

**** him and his pet goat/girlfriend

As if that is something that is unique to this particular poster. In case you haven't noticed, this place is full of people who know exactly how to build a championship football team.

Crush 02-06-2009 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5465081)
Didn't you hear me?

I said I like mother ****ing pie!


What flavor?

Saccopoo 02-06-2009 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5465147)
What flavor?

Philadelphia Cheese Steak flavor. With a first and a third for Larry a la mode.

Crush 02-06-2009 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5465163)
Philadelphia Cheese Steak flavor. With a first and a third for Larry a la mode.

Deliciousness

ottawa_chiefs_fan 02-06-2009 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5465174)
Deliciousness

If you're going to be a post whore - OK - just don't make me chase you from thread to thread!

Mr. Laz 02-06-2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5465093)
As if that is something that is unique to this particular poster. In case you haven't noticed, this place is full of people who know exactly how to build a championship football team.

different between thinking you know what the Chiefs should do and thinking other people don't have a right to their opinion.

this is basically what this thread is about ...... big time movement around here like this.

still remember people talking about how "we need to stop this silly draft talk (that we think is stupid) before it gets started. ... blah,blah,blah

so who gets to decide which idea is stupid ... who's the censor?

**** that

FAX 02-06-2009 04:46 PM

http://www.influencemedia.com/citi/al_gollum_2.jpg

FAX

ottawa_chiefs_fan 02-06-2009 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5465212)

Holy shit! Was that pic of my dad on the internet somewhere!?!??!?

Blindside58 02-06-2009 04:50 PM

I once fed my pet snake some beer...it slithered this way and that!...I may even start a thread about it today

Crush 02-06-2009 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz (Post 5465193)
different between thinking you know what the Chiefs should do and thinking other people don't have a right to their opinion.

this is basically what this thread is about ...... big time movement around here like this.

still remember people talking about how "we need to stop this silly draft talk (that we think is stupid) before it gets started. ... blah,blah,blah

so who gets to decide which idea is stupid ... who's the censor?

**** that

For the record, Laz, I like the atmosphere around here. However, when somebody makes a thread devoted to trading Tony for a 1st and 3rd that makes me go :spock:.

This thread is not about censorship and never will be. This is thread is stupid and is devoted to stupid things and blatant post-whoring. Yeah, the original post was mean spirited, but I was pissed off. You're pissed off. I was pissed off. This thread may piss somebody else off. I really don't care. When I see somebody post a TWO separate threads about the possible OC and DCs, respectively, while acknowledging the fact that there was a ****ing thread in the middle of the first page about that exact topic, I get pissed off. When I get pissed off by what somebody posted on this board, the result is this thread. You may never click on this thread again or have me on ignore, I really don't care. That is just my two cents and I am sticking to it.

Crush 02-06-2009 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blindside58 (Post 5465232)
I once fed my pet snake some beer...it slithered this way and that!...I may even start a thread about it today


What is a drunk snake like?

FAX 02-06-2009 06:03 PM

I don't know Mr. Laz ... Mr. Crush makes a pretty darn compelling argument there. And, if the post fit, you must acquit.

FAX

SPchief 02-07-2009 03:01 PM

bump


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