Make me Laugh: Get Rep
 

I don't know about you, but today is a snoozefest here.

Make me laugh I'll give you positive rep.

My xbox red ringed, laugh at me bitch! lol

SF4 on the PS3 though! wuwu

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=202613

ROFL

I got a bike...

1/4 so far.

Norv Turner is still the coach of the Chargers.

Who crowned you King, and made us the Fuggin' jesters? huh?

Here is one from my 6 year old: Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

You want me to make you laugh, what do you think I am...trained monkey? That dances for your pleasure?

3/8

Here is a poem I composed for a hbdoltgirl, who was being a shitbrick.

Wait, there was another Chargers fan on here?

If you think there is such a thing as "another Chargers fan," you don't deserve to laugh.

My mother has an enormous (like 12 inches long) pink penis.

GOOD TIMES!

First one to make me actually laugh out loud.

Congrats.

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You will Shit Bricks.

I was gonna give your mom my 12 inches, but she wouldn't let me stick it in a 3rd time, so she only got 8.

ROFL She's 4'9". Anything more than that would come out her eyeball.

If you need a scale...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3460/...bce060a9_o.gif

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Super Soaker turns 20 this year!!

Wait a second, I dated a 4'9 girl in college.

Uh oh.

If there's a picture with a black guy in the background that isn't funny, I haven't seen it.

I wonder if she wears Eagles gear now.

I want to hear other bids. Buck will give me rep if I make him laugh, but how many of you will give me rep if I make him cry?

Come on - like you really dated someone.

Your dad liked to watch
while your mother kissed you
because he's cock was still wet from her mouth

I'll give you $10K in casino cash if you make him cry.

Penis.

Good start. Here's the tally so far.


Make Buckinkaeding laugh:


Get rep from Buckinkaekding.



Make Buckinkaeding cry:


Get $10,000 casino cash dollars from bugeater.





Who else wants to enter the bidding?

P.S. I'm just about out of rep for the next 24 hours.

Kansas City Chiefs Announce Coaching Staff Moves
Feb 17, 2009, 5:17:14 PM

Bob Bicknell,
Joe D’Alessandris,
Chan Gailey,
Tim Krumrie,
Brent Salazar
Cedric Smith.
Joel Collier
Gary Gibbs
Steve Hoffman
Bill Muir
Clancy Pendergast
Pat Perles
Dedric Ward

The momentum swings toward crying.

Damn Skippy.

LOL

bewbies

you don't say

I use the term 'date' loosely with her. We didn't do anything but hang out.

She was actually one of the cheerleaders in The Waterboy. (no joke)

It ended badly. For some reason I can't even remember now (this was 17 years ago...) we quit talking, and then shortly thereafter she thought I was stalking her. She was cute, but she wasn't that cute. And, of course, we lived in the same freshman honors dorm, had several of the same classes and were both music majors, so the only way I could not run into her was by actively avoiding her, which would have been way too much effort in my book.

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...s-ymca-cat.jpg

Weak.

http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uplo.../jesusymca.jpg

This should do it

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Winner, winner, chicken dinner...

Padres baseball in October.

ROFL

http://djallyn.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/ysoab.jpg

If I had any rep left, I'd neg rep you.

:evil:

Sorry, I forgot - that makes everybody else laugh.

HBBoltGirl returned? ROFL

ROFLROFLROFL


You get rep from me for that one.

Mecca trying to do Krumries slap drill

One of these will do it.

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The 1st one was hysterical. The 2nd one was eh.

my turn


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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Kid from San Diego walked by a pet shop daily .. every day a parrot would say " You're one dumb looking SOB .. finally the kid went inside the shop and complained .. well the owner put the bird inside for months .. finally he let him go back outside .. that same day the kid walked by again he stopped looked at the parrot sayin what you got to say today .. the parrot replied "You Know" .....

for all the so-cal peeps....

:)

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Would a link to our VP singing "The Villages" work?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ

I win thread closed

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SHE WAS LIKE. I'M GOING TO BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN. I SAID YOU BETTER NOT...YOU BETTER NOT

Just imagine me after dicovering chocolate martinis.

Dude. What's up with your avatar? Please don't tell me you're obsessed with Mecca. Did you lose a bet?

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is mecca trying to look exactly like jack black in orange county?

http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandw...icBookGuy1.jpg

But Haley, you cannot draft a linebacker in the first round. Sanchez is still on the board... Oh, I've wasted my life.

A girl is falling asleep in her Religious Education lesson at school and her teacher wants to catch her so she asks her a question,

"Amy, who invented the Earth?"

so the boy next to her tries to wake her up by poking her with his pencil and she sits up and screams,

"God Almighty"

"Thats right" the teacher replies.

A little while later Amy starts to fall asleep again so the teacher tries to catch her again with another question.

"Amy, what was the name of the lords sun?"

Again, the boy next to her pokes her with his pencil.

"Jesus christ" Amy shouts.

"thats right" the teacher replies, now starting to get annoyed.

Once more, Amy falls asleep so the teacher tries one more time.

"Amy, what did eve say to adam after they had there 21st child"

the boy next to her pokes her again.

Amy then shouts......For f**k sake, if you poke me with that once more im going to snap it and stick it up your ass.

Herms short and curls always tickled your nose and made you laugh!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

what?