Just got home from my vasectomy
 

Not naerly as bad as I thought it would be. I was pretty nervous about pain of my coin purse. After numbing medicine all I felt was some bag tugging.

..I can't believe you posted about this.

LOL wait til tomorrow.

I hope you don't have to work.

CLIP CLIP

I posted in case people have any questions, they could ask.

i wish i could unread this

Please, just don't post pics.

Have fun when Claython shows up. He'll be PMing you for pictures all night now.

$10 say's you sit around tomorrow with a bag of frozen peas on your lap:D

On a side note, for n00b, ya got's balls (sorry for the pun) to be posten that one out there dude!

Jumping Jacks will do wonders for you.

How does it feel to be less of a man?

I wonder if I could get one for half price?

Keep lots of cold 12 ounce curls around...

They don't really cut them off you know.

But they do cut them! :eek:

Yeah but you don't get a doggy bag or anything.

dammit.

had it done myself about 7 years ago. Saw a guy I knew in the waiting room before the procedure and when I walked/limped out, he was still sitting there and loudly asked, in front of everyone, "How's it hangin?" Everyone in the waiting room, including the nurse at the front desk, laughed hysterically.

I probably blushed a little.

I had surgery done once by a doctor who performed his own vasectomy.

I went golfing the day after no biggie

I wasn't numbed enough, and my experience wasn't nearly as good as yours. The after effects were fine. The actual procedure was not pleasant. The dipshit numbed me again after I absolutely couldn't stand still as he tried to pull my nuts off. Once he added more local, all was good.

Heh. I loved the next day. Sat in my recliner all day, doped up on Hydrocodone, with the wife keeping the kids the f away from me and occasionally bringing me a fresh bag of frozen peas.

Do you at least get a female doctor? It seems like if your reproductive ability is going to the gallows it should get one last thrill.

You should have kicked him in the nuts and then asked him the same thing.

:Poke::Poke::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit:

Id love to get a vasectomy but I am a big ass pansy and never will, kudos for going through with it. With my luck the damn nurse would take pictures of my shriveled up nub and post them on youtube or something. And all the laughing while they did the surgery would get me down.

it wasnt too bad...couldn't spell cause valium was still in system

the worst part of the whole thing was they tape your junk to your stomach and then have to rip the tape off your short and curlies and your shaft skin. that sucked. i think they used duct tape

reminds me of college

Since you didn't change your screen name to missinD'Johnson, I'd guess all went well.

Now you can hold it over her for life

Quick, jerk off before the drugs wear off.

Enjoy spontaneous fertility...

PBJ:whackit::whackit:PBJ:popcorn:PBJ:whackit::whackit::whackit:

missinDThomas, when you went to the hospital, did you wear a tuxedo?

Ahhh yes ... nothing like an over-sharing n00b.

;)

I get to have this done March 20th -- at least I timed mine with the NCAA tourney so I can have three days of uninterrupted basketball time while I spend time with my basket-sized balls ...

or something.

MM
~~:eek:

I'm lucky I have vacation time.

I love the tournament and all, but I'm not sure I would sacrifice my testicles for it.

If you weren't such a hairy bastard you wouldn't have a problem.

I had a neighbor when I was growing up who was a vet. She performed a Vasectomy on her husband at home.

His taters were rumored to have swollen to the size of a volleyball.

She delivered her own kids at home too and was out working sheep later that day.

Well, I had to get it done anyway, so what the hell. Better than doing it over Christmas.

I'd cringe every time I heard "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ... "

MM
~~:shake: :eek:

R.I.P. twinkle in eye

I'm saving my reproductive capacity for when some great male plague strikes down 99 percent of Earth's males. When I'm called upon to serve my country by helping to recreate the population, I will patriotically rise to the occasion.

WTF? The nurse rolled my wang into the blanket that was covering me, some of you have really ****ed up doctors. I remember someone on here awhile back saying that they had to shave their own balls. **** that.

Some people shave their balls to begin with...

worthless without pics

Slowly backing out of thread....

Sure, but when my insurance company is paying good money for the procedure I'd expect my balls to be shaved for me.

Eh...not really.

why ... you like talking about poles

Taping poles to stomachs? Sounds kinda kinky.

thread has potential.

secondly, why the flip would you do it?

What if some weird doctor is going to do it?

I can't speak for everyone, but I don't want to still be raising kids when I'm 50.

I wouldn't let a weird doctor around my junk at all.

pull the darn thing.

To not have kids?

Why are most men seemingly threatened by having a vasectomy?

That takes all the fun out of it.

What if a hot nurse did it and you got excited then your wife was offended?

I'll admit I was none too thrilled at the idea, but weighing it against potentially having another rugrat running around it was a fairly easy decision.

die.

You're shitting me, right?

I haven't done it but dread....absolutely dread the day.

Heh, the wife wasn't in the room at the time, and I won't lie, even though the nurse wasn't all that hot (middle aged, average looking) there was something strangely soothing about it.

Well after a vasectomy you should teabag the doctor.

When my dad got it done he come home sat down and the damn dog jumped on his lap.
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A guy I work with is having his reversed in August. I said...WHY? He said, of course, to have another kid. I said...WHY?

No takers, huh?

Fine, I'll handle it myself.


missinDThomas: Why no, RJ, I didn't. Why would I have worn a tuxedo to the hospital for my vasectomy?

RJ: Because, missinDThomas......If you want to be impotent you got to look impotent!

I'll be here all week folks.

Something about a scalpel near my testicles makes me feel uncomfortable

You should try having your vagina ripped open while having a baby.

Thats a natural act, a vasectomy is NOT.

Ummm.. I don't have one of those, so I'm not nearly as nervous about that!

Women have hystorectomies and get their tubes tied, and men act like that's no big deal. Sorry if you have to put up with a sore crotch for a few days.

I dunno.. when Chuck Norris was conceived I bet that sperm ripped its way out.

Im only teasing. I didnt do it, my wife had her tubes tied. She had to have a Csection and I convinced her that the Doctor was going to be in there anyway so...

Heh. My wife wanted to be a doctor at one time and has always been interested in medical procedures. She watched the whole procedure, with the doctor explaining to her what he was doing and why.

I really didn't want to know. :shake:

I wasn't at all. It is much less invasive than the procedure my wife would have had to have. It's much more relaxing without having to worry about popping out more kids and I don't regret it at all.

this would've been easier


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My only question is how long do you have to abstain afterwards? This will be my deciding factor.

Not very long, a week or so, IIRC. I know I didn't wait the suggested time and definitely felt it. :eek:

You do have to keep using some for of birth control for awhile.

That's too long.

How long is after a woman's popped out another kid?

That's too long too.

From ejaculation? You can go as soon as you feel ready, AFAIK. As others said, though, you aren't truly sterile for a while afterward.