Women suck...
 

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

Water is wet.

Oh yeah.....and tell the girl to either put out or shutup up about it.

I knew it worked.

Record her sexually harassing you. Get her fired. Problem solved.

stop paying attention to her and she will drop the panties.

only on the weak ones.

Sounds like she has self esteem issues.

Unless she's got a really really healthy ego. Then she'll just think he's gay.

Either way its better for him.

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and for the record after being married almost 10 years, Yes they do!

We only do it to those ones to kill time until we find the other ones.

LMAO, this I know.

Bah you don't know that. All you know is that she said no to a movie.

Maybe she doesn't like movies.

It works at annoying me! I would never date a girl who was so hot/cold. I like stability. This girl at this point means nothing more to me than sex, and since I am not a player (I wish I was sometimes...lol), she means not much to me.

Whaa? I'm too nice to be doing that. Besides, its not the sexual part of the sexual harassment part that's bothering me... I'm just getting annoyed.

She texted me about 20 minutes ago. I might reply back in an hour or 4

Well, yes, most of them do.

don't risk your job over this Twit.... steer clear of office romance. PERIOD.

This is a terrible problem. Complex, as well. Unfortunately, more information is needed before I can be of any assistance to you, Mr. The Buddha.

Is she attractive?
How old is she?
How does she dress?
How does she wear her hair?
Does she use an inordinate amount of makeup?
When she describes her orgasm, does she use the phrase, "The little crabs run like hell."?

FAX

We technically don't work together. I just see her a lot.

And you're right. I wish I could turn into a freaking sponge or barnacle, or some other sort of asexual creature. I don't wanna be gay, but women are so dumb and annoying sometimes I just want to go insane. WHY DO I WANT TO BE AROUND THESE PEOPLE WHO DRIVE ME INSANE!?!

Then why'd you ask her to the movies? huh? huh? huh?

And if she was nothing more then sex, why would she be more if you were a player?

I'M SO CONFUSED

Because you feel at home?

She's about a 7, is 19, dresses rather revealingly. Her hair is wavy and normal-looking, I don't know how much makeup she wears, and she told me when she has a really strong orgasm, she tends to hyperventilate to the point of blacking out for a very short time.

This thread is worthless without pics.

The French call it Le Petite Mort.

She reads too many romance novels.

But I don't. I get uncomfortable around women, like I can't be me. I try not to act nervous, but I'm sure I do. I really suck with women.

I don't get many dates either. But for some damn genetic reason, I feel a need to pair-bond with a woman, when I should just be hanging out in school, staying away from them, and focusing on getting good grades... and football.

She also told me she has a video of her with another girl... I don't know if I believe her, but her friends seemed to know about it too.

Truthfully, as a psych minor, she seems super insecure and overcompensating by giving guys sexual attention.

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I asked her to the movies as a friend... I told her to invite some other people.

And part of me would have sex with her, but I'm not going to use a girl like that. Only players use girls like that. So I would rather just steer clear than use her and leave her. Like I said, I would be willing to bet she was sexually abused as a child and/or had no strong father figure in her life. Its as plain as day to me. And instead of just thinking, "she's talking about sex, that's hot!" I think, "what happened in her childhood years to make her feel the need to talk like this to get attention?

You must get with her. This is the perfect time to wake her back up by sticking it in her butt. :thumb:

Boobies!

I'm only going to say this once....

anal...2.....mouth.......



now execute.




Don't make me beg ****er.......

There's your problem. You'll be taken advantage of until you get over the "I'm a nice guy" thang.

This.

Sounds like a psycho to me.

I don't want to be nice, its just what happens.

I try to act like a bad boy sometimes, but its not for me. Like at a party I went to with her the other night, she was being really flirty and drunk. But she was really talking to some other guy there. So I tried to hook them up because I thought he would like her more than I do! Who does that!

I'm like the opposite of a cock-blocker. She didn't end up getting with him, and she asked me to stay the night at the party with her, but I didn't (cause I knew how it would end... with me annoyed at her being weird).

This chick doesn't happen to live or work in Columbia, MO does she?

I say enjoy it. Where's the down side? Let her flirt. If she's turned you down for a date, don't ask her out any more. Ask someone else in the office out. Enjoy her flirting, play her game, but don't ask her out any more. Eventually, she'll ask you out.

She wants to get laid. If you don't know how to read a female you don't deserve one.

And no never ask a woman like this out. Tell her you thought about it and you really don't think she's cool enough to hang out with you. Try it I dare you. Then act all stand offish. Double dog dare ya...

At which point, the appropriate response was, "I'll have to see that to believe it."

Ding, Ding, Ding.... we have a winner.

Seriously, when she starts in on that shit, just act like whatever and walk away. LOL... it will drive her nuts.

It'll be alright, shygums.

Grab her tits and tell her that you like them bigger.

This way ALWAYS gets a reaction.

I don't feel like venting about my shit, cause im going through some stuff, but ill say this

****ing man up, be yourself, and be patient through anything, esp relationships. now if its some chick you like and shes dicking with you, don't waste your damn time and move on there are plenty of great people out there that won't be a dipshit with you

You and Claythan should date.

You are like a 40 year old version of gochiefs.. Or you are what gochiefs aspires to be.. One or the other..

This..

I was after a crazy girl for a while.. She strung me a long for a month teasing and flirting.. I said **** it and hooked up with her friend, now she wants to go out all the time..

Women suck...
 

Some better than others.

You're not very old, are you?

Buddha and crazy chick get fired,..... in this economy, mgmt doesn't take much for it to happen.

This. Don't shit where you eat.

I think he's a troll sent to defuse our recent rash of feminine interruptions.

And to your other post...

Real women swallow!!!

(Totally not true, I mean there are real women that swallow, but I don't mean to suggest that if you don't swallow you aren't a real women, I just bet there are some fake women swallowing, like maybe usually confused men that think cum is great tasting when really one swallows just so that one doesn't have to pass it back through one's lips, once through should be enough for anyone, don't you think?)

Real women present?

*raises hand

a2m.................

I would never discuss my sexual behavior on the Internet!

I not sure I understand this, but I'm pretty sure I love you.

hey posted on here couple times but read on here for a while. I'm 18 have dated this girl for 2 and a half years and she recentlybroke up with me, problems mostly related to me I took her for granted but still treated her good but I could tell something was up with her. She plays softball and said she needed space cuz she is real preoccupied with sports and class. Anyways I looked around on her computer and found out she's been taalking with this other dude for a while now bout a month which explains why she's been actin different. I am crazy bout this girl I mean this is the only person I looked at thought about I knew I was gonna marry her and now I'm just completely crushed. Dont know whether to move on, which would kill me to do, or wait around for her to decide what she wants.

TRUE DAT! And they don't complain that you haven't been drinking pineapple juice :D

You're 18!! You don't want to get married. Move on. Better now than looking like a douche who's willing to wait around while she takes you for granted. Isn't that why SHE started talking to someone else?

see above

I told her we wouldn't be good as bf and gf cause she couldn't keep up with me. And I really don't want to care about her, but she keeps doing things that make it DIFFICULT to ignore her.

You work with her. If she's making you feel uncomfortable, just tell her to stop. If she doesn't, well, then you have a sexual harrassment case on your hands. Seriously. If she won't stop, make her stop.

This thread was over with the title. Women do suck, and good I might add.

Tell her you have WORK to do, because your a ****ing man. Flirt on off hours

But I feel bad for her. I think she's lonely and wants a friend, and has no clue how to act. Cause other women look at her with their noses turned up and stuff. And I honestly don't think she's ever hung out with a guy who didn't try to sleep with her, and she don't know how to take it.

I just feel bad for her. Its so confusing...

I'm thinking I'm just as messed up as she is... lol!

You offered to hang out. If she's into it, she will. Beware, sounds like she could be clingy once you let her in. I'd just take the advice of giving her as little attention as possible for awhile.

Move on.. You're 18, you will find dozens and dozens better then her..

Just start dating girls without telling her you want to break up.. This will either help the separation faster or get her jealous and comes back.. If she comes back, dump her ass anyway..

This.

Do you work at Sonic?

You are a dude right??

If so....

Stop it with the feminine tendencies...

Bejeezus Christ...

Do yourself a huge favor and read this before you proceed:

http://mensnewsdaily.com/archive/c-e...apin011004.htm

Just start talking about a new girl you met, even though you are lying.. She will either leave you alone or ramp it up.. If she ramps it up, set a firm date for you all to go out and then do what you got to do..

If it is just sex she/you are after it will probably die down after the deed is done..

Honestly though she just seems like an attention whore from the way you describe it.. Leave it alone like the plague..

This is what happens when I lack a father figure. Living with two women in your growing-up years really fucks with your psyche... :-)

I agree... You are as messed up as she it..

The other girls turn their noses because she flaunts her sexuality and is probably hotter then them..

And most men will try and sleep with her.. She is putting off the vibes and acting like a whore..

Bulls*it...

My pops wasn't around...

I spent my younger days having no problem telling a chick that demonstrated her orgasmic vocals to put up or shut up...

Just do 1 of 2 things for us here....

Cum in her face...

er Come outta the Closet...

damn question marks killed the readability..

Get a date with her;
Get her really drunk;
Go back to her place;
Use her like a paper towel;
Steal $40 from her purse;
Take a dump in the crisper bin of her fridge;
Disappear.

She'll either wake up crying wondering where you are...
Or really dig you.

Either way, you win.

Yeah, those didn't used to be there. I'm freaking amazed the article is still there.

Doesn't diminish the effectiveness of the strategy, however.

She's just being friendly. Women aren't goal oriented like men. It means nothing often.
If she were really interested she's be more careful. JMO.

And this attitude works? I think this stuff, but I sure don't say it. I brought up boob jobs at the party the other night, and had about four girls start hating me... Every time I spill it how it is, bad things happen.

This wasn't supposed to become a "what's wrong with me" thread. Lets just call it at what it is. :-)