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Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:22 PM
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OnTheWarpath15 03-05-2009 06:24 PM
The one that hasn't had something the size of an 8 pound bowling ball expelled from her cooter.

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5558614)
The one that hasn't had something the size of an 8 pound bowling ball expelled from her cooter.
Her kid is 14.

Redrum_69 03-05-2009 06:26 PM
in your case, beggars cant be choosers

Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5558614)
The one that hasn't had something the size of an 8 pound bowling ball expelled from her cooter.
Esto. Anyone who has squeezed something the size of a watermelon out of a sensitive orifice the size of a lemon, simply isn't human. Bang the human girl.

BigRock 03-05-2009 06:27 PM
THREESOME

Redrum_69 03-05-2009 06:27 PM
introduce each other and have a threesome

then you have 6 holes to hit instead of three

Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRock (Post 5558623)
THREESOME
+2 man points

Archie Bunker 03-05-2009 06:28 PM
Give me the Hispanic just based on location. You could bang her a few times in the time it would take you to get to the white girl.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redrum_69 (Post 5558624)
introduce each other and have a threesome

then you have 6 holes to hit instead of three
+3 man points

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redrum_69 (Post 5558621)
in your case, beggars cant be choosers
Please stay on topic. I have a choice to make.

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Archie Bunker (Post 5558626)
Give me the Hispanic just based on location. You could bang her a few times in the time it would take you to get to the white girl.
I'm thinking she could be my regular hookup. :evil:

Kyle DeLexus 03-05-2009 06:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRock (Post 5558623)
THREESOME
This

Quote:
Originally Posted by Redrum_69 (Post 5558624)
introduce each other and have a threesome

then you have 6 holes to hit instead of three
This

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5558625)
+2 man points
And This

ElGringo 03-05-2009 06:29 PM
I guess for me the choice is easy, I like Hispanic women so much I moved to Mexico.

Redrum_69 03-05-2009 06:30 PM
ultimately...this is what you need to do.

waste your first load on the mexicant...then that night set up a date with the white girl.

then and only then will you see the difference and stay away from women with baggage

bowener 03-05-2009 06:30 PM
Go with the interracial option, man. I guarantee you that your hispanic friend is as kinky as your white one.

Hmm, there needs to be something else....

Do they both like anal, and giving oral?

crazycoffey 03-05-2009 06:30 PM
Why choose, do Em both

Micjones 03-05-2009 06:31 PM
I can't imagine a woman who lives an hour away would be a regular hook-up.
Though she does have a better arsenal of weapons.

3 miles is hard to beat though.

Go with the Hispanic girl.

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 5558638)
Why choose, do Em both
I plan to. But which one first?

Kyle DeLexus 03-05-2009 06:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558609)
A white 30-year old woman or a Hispanic 32-year old woman? Both are single, and into me just for the ****ing. They both know I am a virgin.

Other factors:

The white woman lives about an hour away.

The Hispanic woman lives three miles away.

The white woman has no children

The Hispanic woman has one child.

The white woman is really kinky, wants me to pull her hair, and likes it rough. She sends me naughty messages. She said she wanted to "teach me."

The Hispanic seems more reserved, though I haven't really asked. She did say she wanted to "**** my brains out." However, she has indicated she doesn't really believe I am a virgin, or that it is hard to believe.

The white woman has a great ass +2, and good tits +1.

The Hispanic woman has great tits +2, and no ass 0.

I will now field your questions.
Score is 3-2, get on the road you got an hour to drive.

Redrum_69 03-05-2009 06:32 PM
Does the mexican woman have a green card or is she straight from the border?

keg in kc 03-05-2009 06:33 PM
Hispanic, no brainer.

3 miles kills 1 hour.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 5558638)
Why choose, do Em both
+1 man point

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bowener (Post 5558636)

Hmm, there needs to be something else....

Do they both like anal, and giving oral?
The white girl said she liked giving blowjobs. LMAO

I'm not investigating anal sex. :shake:

Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558640)
I plan to. But which one first?
+1 man point

crazycoffey 03-05-2009 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558640)
I plan to. But which one first?
The one u can do tonight, d'uh

Kyle DeLexus 03-05-2009 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558651)
The white girl said she liked giving blowjobs. LMAO

I'm not investigating anal sex. :shake:
-1 man point (disclaimer: all rights reserved to Mr. Flopnuts)

Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558651)
The white girl said she liked giving blowjobs. LMAO

I'm not investigating anal sex. :shake:
-1 man point

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 5558653)
The one u can do tonight, d'uh
No one is ****ing me tonight.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MWagg72 (Post 5558656)
-1 man points
:cuss:

MIAdragon 03-05-2009 06:35 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18.../Stuff/wtf.gif

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5558657)
-1 man point
Not yet.

keg in kc 03-05-2009 06:36 PM
Clay'll end up doing anal by accident anyway. He's gonna be all kinds of confused about what goes where. Be lucky if he doesn't **** her belly button.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 5558653)
The one u can do tonight, d'uh
-1 man point

The correct answer is the Hispanic one. Because you can get there first. Take a shower, go for a drive.

Kyle DeLexus 03-05-2009 06:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5558659)
:cuss:
I added the disclaimer so you get credit for it.

luv 03-05-2009 06:36 PM
Like you're going to get all wild and kinky your first time. You'll be too nervous. The hispanic chick doesn't see how you could be a virgin. Show her. Build up some confidence before meeting your master (white chick).

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 5558660)
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Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558661)
Not yet.
I can understand that. You can always "slip" or approach the subject after an inspection. No one wants to **** a shit splatterer. Your man point has been restored.

Bearcat 03-05-2009 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Archie Bunker (Post 5558626)
Give me the Hispanic just based on location. You could bang her a few times in the time it would take you to get to the white girl.
What if she ends up wanting to like, you know, talk? Distance is good.

Get medical records or double bag it or something.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5558665)
Like you're going to get all wild and kinky your first time. You'll be too nervous. The hispanic chick doesn't see how you could be a virgin. Show her. Build up some confidence before meeting your master (white chick).
Shit.

+1 man point

Redrum_69 03-05-2009 06:37 PM
go bang the mexican chick all weekend long.

Dont take a shower

set a date with the white girl

and let her give you head first.

then pee on her

Kyle DeLexus 03-05-2009 06:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5558670)
What if she ends up wanting to like, you know, talk? Distance is good.

Get medical records or double bag it or something.
LMAO Thats a very good point

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5558669)
I can understand that. You can always "slip" or approach the subject after an exception. No one wants to **** a shit splatterer. Your man point has been restored.
Any girl I do in the ass will be required to get an enema first.

Redrum_69 03-05-2009 06:39 PM
tell immigration that you know of an illegal alien living three miles away

Archie Bunker 03-05-2009 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5558670)
What if she ends up wanting to like, you know, talk? Distance is good.
That's a damn good point.

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5558665)
Like you're going to get all wild and kinky your first time. You'll be too nervous. The hispanic chick doesn't see how you could be a virgin. Show her. Build up some confidence before meeting your master (white chick).
I think you have it backwards. The white girl wants to TEACH me, remember?

Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558678)
Any girl I do in the ass will be required to get an enema first.
Just wear a condom. Anyone who goes bareback in there without the sole intention of sticking it in her mouth is just asking for an infection. Risk vs. reward and all.

crazycoffey 03-05-2009 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558658)
No one is ****ing me tonight.

-1 man point



The one that will do u first, or the closer one; putting one in the bush beats an hour drive. Or something

luv 03-05-2009 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558684)
I think you have it backwards. The white girl wants to TEACH me, remember?
Trust me, you're not going to learn everything your first time. There will be PLENTY to teach you. Do the hispanic chick first.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:41 PM
I've gone reeruned today and can't type. I've had to edit like 5 posts in this thread.

unothadeal 03-05-2009 06:41 PM
Why is there a choice? You can't do both?

BigRock 03-05-2009 06:42 PM
If you don't go 3sum, I can't see how the white girl isn't the runaway winner here.

From the description, she's embracing the idea of banging a virgin. That means she won't expect you to be any good. And teaching you? Yes, please.

Meanwhile, othan being closer, what does the hispanic girl really bring to the table? She doesn't even buy the virgin story. Imagine her at the end being like "Jeez, you mean you really WERE a virgin?". Pass.

Unless the white girl has an adam's apple you aren't telling us about, this seems like an easy call.

Redrum_69 03-05-2009 06:43 PM
this is just another attention whoring thread. dont be all mecca either.

post pics and then that will be a better guage.

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unothadeal (Post 5558691)
Why is there a choice? You can't do both?
Not at the SAME TIME, reerun.

Dave Lane 03-05-2009 06:44 PM
Do both but white woman first based on the fact she wants to teach you :)

The Franchise 03-05-2009 06:44 PM
Really?

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS.

Rain Man 03-05-2009 06:44 PM
Which one would order the cheaper dinner beforehand?

crazycoffey 03-05-2009 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5558663)
-1 man point

The correct answer is the Hispanic one. Because you can get there first. Take a shower, go for a drive.
U misunderstood, what if she's busy with a family function this weekend but the white girl is free all weekend?

Bearcat 03-05-2009 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unothadeal (Post 5558691)
Why is there a choice? You can't do both?
He can't lose his virginity to more than one person... unless he can, but then he should be in the movies.

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRock (Post 5558695)
If you don't go 3sum, I can't see how the white girl isn't the runaway winner here.

From the description, she's embracing the idea of banging a virgin. That means she won't expect you to be any good. And teaching you? Yes, please.

Meanwhile, othan being closer, what does the hispanic girl really bring to the table? She doesn't even buy the virgin story. Imagine her at the end being like "Jeez, you mean you really WERE a virgin?". Pass.

Unless the white girl has an adam's apple you aren't telling us about, this seems like an easy call.
I agree. My gut says go with the white girl.

Gravedigger 03-05-2009 06:46 PM
Wait wait wait..... you're a virgin? I mean not too shocking but.... wow.

The blond one.

unothadeal 03-05-2009 06:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558702)
Not at the SAME TIME, reerun.
You're asking for advice on the internet about who you should **** after 28 years of not ****ing and I'm the reerun.

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 5558708)
U misunderstood, what if she's busy with a family function this weekend but the white girl is free all weekend?
Time is not a factor.

I've waited this long, I can wait a few more days.

Skip Towne 03-05-2009 06:47 PM
I'm betting they are both buggy.

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:48 PM
FYI I AM meeting the hispanic girl tomorrow afternoon. Just to meet her. She's wearing a ripped jean skirt. Kind of hot.

Who knows, I may get horny and lose it in the bathroom at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-05-2009 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5558720)
I'm betting they are both buggy.
I would bang the ever loving shit out of the mexican girl. She's a cutie. I haven't seen the white girl.

epitome1170 03-05-2009 06:49 PM
No one said it so I will...

It is wrong to do anyone except the one you are going to marry, so do that one, but only after mariage.

:)

(Yes, I know... -1 man point)

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravedigger (Post 5558712)
Wait wait wait..... you're a virgin? I mean not too shocking but.... wow.

The blond one.
One's a redhead, the other is a brunette.

The Franchise 03-05-2009 06:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5558723)
I would bang the ever loving shit out of the mexican girl. She's a cutie. I haven't seen the white girl.
Where are the pics?

Reaper16 03-05-2009 06:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRock (Post 5558695)
If you don't go 3sum, I can't see how the white girl isn't the runaway winner here.

From the description, she's embracing the idea of banging a virgin. That means she won't expect you to be any good. And teaching you? Yes, please.

Meanwhile, othan being closer, what does the hispanic girl really bring to the table? She doesn't even buy the virgin story. Imagine her at the end being like "Jeez, you mean you really WERE a virgin?". Pass.

Unless the white girl has an adam's apple you aren't telling us about, this seems like an easy call.
This, plus the ass-factor.

allen_kcCard 03-05-2009 06:50 PM
Which Buffalo Wild Wings?

Frazod 03-05-2009 06:51 PM
Who gives a shit? Just pick one and **** her and be done with it so we don't have to keep hearing about it. :banghead:

crazycoffey 03-05-2009 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558718)
Time is not a factor.

I've waited this long, I can wait a few more days.
-150 man points and all your casino cash if u don't know why u lost the points

Bearcat 03-05-2009 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5558688)
Trust me, you're not going to learn everything your first time. There will be PLENTY to teach you. Do the hispanic chick first.
He won't learn everything, but he'll probably learn one big lesson within the first 20-30 seconds. Just another reason to go for the white woman... the long drive will help.

Which part, the 8 seconds of sex or 45 minutes of crying?/Family Guy

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5558707)
Which one would order the cheaper dinner beforehand?
They're both ordering sausage.

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allen_kcCard (Post 5558732)
Which Buffalo Wild Wings?
Do you think I am reeruned?

If I tell you where I'm meeting this girl, someone is going to call the place and **** things up.

JuicesFlowing 03-05-2009 06:52 PM
The Hispanic woman in a MILF. There's your winner. (sorry if someone already said this, i didn't want to read through 5 pages ...)

Bearcat 03-05-2009 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5558733)
Who gives a shit? Just pick one and **** her and be done with it so we don't have to keep hearing about it. :banghead:
I'm not even 100% convinced there are two girls... I'm just kind of bored. :shrug:

Redrum_69 03-05-2009 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558721)
FYI I AM meeting the hispanic girl tomorrow afternoon. Just to meet her. She's wearing a ripped jean skirt. Kind of hot.

Who knows, I may get horny and lose it in the bathroom at Buffalo Wild Wings.


youre taking her to buffalo wild wings?

dont you write for WPI?


make sure to tell nick athan after you drop your load on her, that way he can broadcast it to espn

rockymtnchief 03-05-2009 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5558733)
Who gives a shit? Just pick one and **** her and be done with it so we don't have to keep hearing about it. :banghead:
Can I get an AMEN?:LOL:


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