Dog the bounty hunter
 

Nevermind I have a friend that looks just like this guy, are these ****ers for real? I mean, are they really carrying paintball guns? WTF?

sure beats bear mace brah

He's a convicted felon, iirc. He can't own a firearm.

how ironic.

HTF do you chase someone with a ****ing paintball gun. What a ****ing joke.

In my hometown, we had a deputy that was a convicted felon and had no duty weapon.

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

I had to turn it on when I read this.

Just saw him and his son aiming paintball guns. ****ing hysterical.

Hillarious, is it not? Big bad boy with his toy gun.

Did the wife lose weight or did she get a facelift?

God... this come to jesus talks he is having right now are dumbfounding.

Nice poker analogy.

The whole paintball gun just keeps cracking me up. He just told the guy "I don't want to have to shoot you" or some shit like that. He is going to get his head blown off.

He is gonna get jumped by a tweeker some day and will only have paint pellets to defend himself with. I wonder if Hawaii told him he could not use that bear mace he was running around with and that is why he is using the paint guns.

LMAO

"The family that hunts together stays together."

Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: It's a BB gun!
Clark: Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: You couldn't even break the skin with that thing

Dude needs to use a tazer or something. I mean come one, ****ing paitball guns?

ROFL rep!

Its like watching a ****ing train wreck. I can't stop watching this! lol

Even the kid has a mullet!

I know man it's ****ing crazy. And I seriously have a friend who looks just like that ****er. He even used to wear his hair pretty much the same.

It could break the skin! It could lodge under the skin and cause a serious infection!

I'm digging the wearing of the sunglasses while inside

more Griswald rep! LOL

wow, Oakley's with the built-in MP3 player...what a stud.

if you freeze the paintballs first they will hurt like a bitch

Are they season ticket holders?

Got some in the freezer right now...just waiting for it to get warmer outside

This makes me wish Womens College VolleyBall was still on ESPNU at night.

I don't know what the Rights of a bounty hunter are, but if this guy ever came in my house without a warrant my hollowpoints are going to hurt him worse than his frozen paintballs.

I am sure he wouldnt be pleased when the #4's 3 1/2 inch from the Benelli 12 hit him right in the chest...

Bring your mullet as in Bro, and we will carry your ass out...

Hahahahahahaha**** that sack of shit!LMAO We're one step closer to the inevitable shoot out that cancels that mother****er forever!

Thank you sweet Fate!

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I won't watch that show. That fat, obnoxious wife makes me hurl. I'd do baby Lisa though.

My company was hired to put this together. Was fun.
He and his wife are quite the characters.


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they chase crack and meth-heads...... they cant tell the difference......

What gets me is that they're on an island. They're tracking people down on a ****ing island. I'm the best bounty hunter in the world, as long as you don't run off my island. Douchery, douchery, douchery. ****ing ridiculous.

He's from Denver. Prolly a Donk fan.

Nice work, but where's the "put the dog down permanently" option?

ROFL

Someone needs to take that dog on an Old Yeller hunting trip...

He's got a "Steve Erwin" coming sooner or later.

I believe those just aren't normal paintball guns...they're probably the guns that fire pepperballs that are just like normal paintballs but then release an OC powder once they explode.

They friggin' suck...not only do you got shot with a normal paintball but then you got the OC to deal with lol.

Dog and his crew are a bunch of douches...can't stand them. I wish someone would knock him and his son the hell out, they think they're the ultimate badasses...whatever.

His wife is annoying as hell too.

u know what i thinks hilarious about the show is after the other people in his crew have the guy down on the ground with three people on top of him then dog runs in yelling get on the ground mother f..... and jumps on top real tough guy and a supposed christian as well saying everytime go with god after the capture lol

Dude, it is multiple islands. And have you been to Honolulu? From what I hear, it looks like any major city. This ain't Gilligan's island, smart guy.

Meh.
Bring back McGarrett and Dan-O; much more interesting

Yes, it's horrible that Dog and his family attempt to apprehend criminals that should be in jail.

What awful guys.......

Who cares if he uses a paintball gun or a nerf bat if what he's doing gets scum off the streets.

You guys are really reaching on this one.

Like someone else said, those guns shoot pepperballs, not paintballs.

Agreed. I just don't get all the Dog hate. He is doing a public service.

**** dog and his god.


In the ass!:cuss:

Wow...I can tell I was raised in South Dakota in a town of 400 people.... because, um, I like watching Dog... damn...

I don't understand how the hell he thinks he's such an authority on anything.

Hey, him and his wife both have the same "I'm stuck in the 1980's" there, brah!

ROFL

ALL HAIL THE MULLET!

This explains a lot to me about you. Now I understand, brah!:D