But I didn't eat any Sausage???
 

So I just took a nice poop.

Wiped my ass once, then on the second wipe I checked the paper to see how much more I needed to wipe and I get ready for a 3rd wipe, but then I thought that I may have spotted something on the paper that was out of the ordinary.

So I pull the paper back up and what other than a giant Fennel seed is on the paper mixed in w/ my shit. A whole seed.

I guess I'm not chewing well enough, but I don't remember eating anything w/ Fennel in it since I last ate some Spaghetti w/ Italian Sausage and that was over a week ago...

Anyways, thought it was good enough to post.

I eat toasted fennel seeds by themselves, pretty good.

no cartoon titties, but graffic explainations about wiping your ass and you're all good!

the world is a sad place sometimes....

Seriously?

Really??

I know that if I got caught looking at animated tits at work, I'd be in trouble.

Maybe you and MediaCenterJunkie need to hook up and he can provide you with the aged fennel seeds to toast!


:p

That's a shame, would you get in trouble if you got caught wiping your ass at your desk too? I thought Cali was a pretty liberal state.

and I put question marks at the end of my "really" - so no I'm not really serious. Just bucking with you......

chances on the place you were at installed used toilet paper, times are tough

.....and you felt the need to share that?

Useless without pics?

Seed must have come loose.

Nailed it.

Aren't you a mod ?

If so , please consider banning yourself for at least 48 hours !

Hell no Im not a mod.

I recently had a name change, if you don't know who I am...Go Bolts.

I knew it was you by the trail of pink feathers and gay bar napkins.

If you get clogged up, things can stay in there for a while. You should drink more water and eat something that promotes digestive health.

Fiber.

So really everyone is complaining about another poop thread?

This is the first saturday morning you've posted here, wondering if you've eaten some sausage the night before....

Hoy es el jueves pendejo.

Oh crap! now that i know who you are I would expect that you did have sausage and just don't remember!

Why the name change . I hate name changes. It's like a whole new character has emerged!

It was a psychological test to see if you'd still hate me if I changed my name and you didn't know about it.

Just kidding.

Basically I got my panties in a wad.

Cripes. Will you people quit changing your friggin names?

As long as you are a Bolts fan we will all hate you! Sorry.

The seed probably got lodged in your colon somewhere and hung out for a while and finally made its way down the ole poop shoot.

Yep ! Poop Shoot EXpert !

I could never understand as a kid how you could chew your corn yet when it came out in your poop it was whole again. I figured I had an elf.
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Who? ME? ;)

And a sausage eating expert as well...

... and I bet he didn't wash his hands either.

:eek: I can't beleive you said that.....well yea I can actually.;)