I need a fuggin laugh...
 

- Aunt died on Sunday (Funeral Thursday).
- After 8 years of receiving at least $2k back in taxes wifey gets froggy and wants to go to HR Block this year ("WE SHOULD BE GETTING MORE" were her words:cuss:). We owe $6k.
- I've been having stomach problems and feeling like shit lately (hopefully it's not serious).
- Opening up another business (adding to the stress).
- Wife wants to sit down and talk about the medical bills we're going to have to owe. (possibly another $1-$2K:cuss:)
- and more...

The Epic thread provided some good laughs...
What you got?

Baby panda to the rescue...

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Crazy penguins always cheer me up:

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ROFLROFLROFLROFL

ROFL

ROFL

Apparently you're the true initial cause of the U.S. economy tanking since it appears you've been scamming on your taxes for the past 8 years when in reality ya should have been paying, so I'm glad to hear that you're really depressed...

Geez, you're worse than them AIG jugheads -- at least they got their bonus bucks by working for them!

Have you ever seen in a girl in an oversized Boba Fett costume?

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8491/erinfett7.jpg

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A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Oddly enough....Yes.


Is that the one you made?

how the heck do you get $$$ back for so long and then out of the blue owe $6k?

Is that you? Cool costume.

Yes. Sold it a few years back. Kept all the pics! :evil:

No, Deez. It's my sister. She's a good sport. I wish I had had a chance to wear it skinny...

It sounds like ur in a real pickle there. Just do what I do when things get stressful...

order a tub midget...

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Angry kitty cats are always enjoyable:

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ROFL

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I ran into a door frame this morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVVLJ...eature=related

How do you embed these ???

It's called success!

With your car? My wife loves doing that.

wutamess, You have always provided us with great laughs in the Epic thread and other threads. It's going to be hard to find something original for someone like you but I will try.

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The revenge:

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nope, with myself...put my shoulder into it too, bumped my head and my hip....and stubbed my toe...on my left side....

I'm a pretty good walker.

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Were you chewing gum when this happened?

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yeah..no...I did have a cup of coffee in my hand though. It probably threw me off balance.

These office videos are great. Is there a show?

San Diego Chargers 2008 AFC West Champs. ROFL

Just whipping shit, dude.

Dumbass... We've went to an accountant EVERY year (since I don't know how to do my complicated taxes). The accountant we were going to fudged the numbers. We still would've gotten a refund but not as much in the previous years.

Futhermore, we made $30K + more this year than in recent years and still kept the same paycheck deductions.

In short GFY! I didn't scam anyone.

Spreading your wealth around feels pretty good, doesn't it?

People being stupid always cheers me up....

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I ususally sing the Sandford and sons theme like jd and turk off of scrubs

YES!!!

What business are you opening?

Fred Sanford.....Fred Sanford had a truck and a son.......and a son named Lamont!

Not really pissed if someone else would benefit from "spreading my wealth". Just the selfishness in me wants to keep all my riches but it's the right thing to do.

But $6K:eek: in one wop?
Oh well... I think I'm over thinking everything instead of being more appreciative of what's actually going RIGHT in my world.

Time to focus on the positives.

Some may laugh but "tattooing".
Got my license. Already had artistic talent. Been apprenticing on the side since got laid off last year.
Already have licensed shop setup.

About ready to roll.
Should have a hefty return next year with all the deductions and less income this year (wife laid off).

Good luck wutamess. Hopefully the business takes off.

Thanks! Looks promising so far. We shall see. :thumb:

In all honesty, in moments of feeling this overwhelmed...my husband would always tell me, "Just chisel a toe, Jill." Meaning, you have this block of stone you have to make something out of and you have to start somewhere, so start with a toe and move up. All of this sucks, it really does, but somewhere there's a starting point to manage it. I hope that God or "whatever you might believe in" helps you to clarify what that is and what will be the most life giving, joy full part. Prayers for you. And we'll be here for you every step of the way.

May you adorn targets on the lower backs of many a hottie.

Good luck!

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BACKS? LOWER BACKS? the guy says he's going into tattoos and you think of backs?

????

WTF? There is a baby.

Yes. And the little whores bent over the table as he inks them.

These are the thoughts that go through my mind.

Some would call it inappropriate to pop a chubby to a stripper with your daughter on your lap.Some folks are just plain prude.

Whats so funny about that?

The Truth hurts, I guess.

They call that a SheWee in Britain, Top Gear talked about it on last night's episode.

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Some curse words so be careful w/audio

Ironic thing is... I can't view vids at work anyways so I'm going to have a blast when I get home.

I was able to view the panda though so I guess they turned off Youtube after I got my thrill.

I can't view YouTube videos here at work, but I can see those from Break.com.

these are pretty good:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1767
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1787

one is a dog's dream, and the other is just hilarious

Nothing like a good Tramp Stamp.....Ho Tag on a hottie. I agree :thumb:

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the best ever

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HA! Reminds me of how I see Clathon after finally getting laid. :)

Wow you did lose a lot of weight.. You went from a ugly troll, to a petite girl..

you guys cant think of better places he might get to tattoo?

Had 2 past job's of 6 months plus finally tell me "hahahaha you still want paid?" out 2K, and it's only tuesday

I am sorry. Sending positive sunshine your way!

You need to butter HR Block's floors...