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Direckshun 04-07-2009 02:06 PM

Your Top 5 picks for the #3 overall.
 
Who do you want the Chiefs to take with the #3 overall?

Seriously. I want you to see what ChiefsPlanet regards as elite, #3 talent.

All choices are welcome here. This is just me picking your brain. This thread is largely debate-free.

Thanks in advance for the honesty.

Direckshun 04-07-2009 02:10 PM

1. NT B.J. Raji

I think this is the pick the Chiefs WILL make if they can't trade down.

2. QB Mark Sanchez

I'm not crazy about spending my first two picks on QBs, but I think Sanchez ensures that the Chiefs, one way or another, have a stud at QB.

3. QB Matt Strafford

I like Strafford, but I am not as convinced that he is the stud that Sanchez is.

4. OT Eugene Monroe

Those first three players are the only ones I consider worth the #3. If we go OT, I'm comfortable taking the same OT that played with Albert.

5. WR Michael Crabtree

This is tentative. I do not think the Chiefs should take Crabtree, but there is no other player I'd like at the #3 overall at this point.

doomy3 04-07-2009 02:10 PM

Well, I hope we could trade the pick, but if not, then my top 5 at three would be:

1. Stafford
2. Curry
3. Raji
4. Crabtree
5a. Sanchez
5b. Brown

RustShack 04-07-2009 02:12 PM

Stafford
Brown
Crabtree
Raji
Curry
Smith/Monroe

I could LIVE with any of those guys, some more so than others.

OnTheWarpath15 04-07-2009 02:14 PM

Sanchez
Stafford
Raji
Brown
Crabtree

keg in kc 04-07-2009 02:16 PM

Stafford
Sanchez
Brown
Raji
Crabtree

philfree 04-07-2009 02:16 PM

Stafford
Curry
Raji
Brown/Orkapo(Texas curse be damned)

PhilFree:arrow:

htismaqe 04-07-2009 02:19 PM

1. Trade down.
2. Trade down.
3. Trade down.
4. Trade down.
5. Trade down.

OnTheWarpath15 04-07-2009 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5648585)
1. Trade down.
2. Trade down.
3. Trade down.
4. Trade down.
5. Trade down.

LMAO

C'mon, Parker. Play along.

It's not like you know who telling you who you can and can't pick.

Stuck at 3. No assumptions on who goes 1/2.

Go.

The Franchise 04-07-2009 02:22 PM

1. Stafford
2. Sanchez
3. B.J. Raji
4. Everette Brown
5. Aaron "Jesus Christ" Curry

htismaqe 04-07-2009 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5648594)
LMAO

C'mon, Parker. Play along.

It's not like you know who telling you who you can and can't pick.

Stuck at 3. No assumptions on who goes 1/2.

Go.

**** that.

Post 5 players names so that I can get picked apart by the pro-Curry crowd for the next 18 days?

I'm done playing along.

OnTheWarpath15 04-07-2009 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5648609)
**** that.

Post 5 players names so that I can get picked apart by the pro-Curry crowd for the next 18 days?

I'm done playing along.

LMAO

Probably a wise move.

DaneMcCloud 04-07-2009 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5648585)
1. Trade down.
2. Trade down.
3. Trade down.
4. Trade down.
5. Trade down.

You beat me to it

SBK 04-07-2009 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5648561)
Sanchez
Stafford
Raji
Brown
Crabtree

This.

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5648585)
1. Trade down.
2. Trade down.
3. Trade down.
4. Trade down.
5. Trade down.

And this.

The Franchise 04-07-2009 02:32 PM

:clap:
Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5648609)
**** that.

Post 5 players names so that I can get picked apart by the pro-Curry crowd for the next 18 days?

I'm done playing along.


Direckshun 04-07-2009 02:35 PM

Looks like so far, that ChiefsPlanet is most comfortable using our first two picks on QB.

After that, Raji and Brown are favored generally more than Curry.

Most folks here were willing to include Crabtree in their 5, but at the very bottom.

Almost no love whatsoever for the OTs.

htismaqe 04-07-2009 02:40 PM

ROFL

1. Stafford
2. Sanchez
3. Freeman
4. Crabtree
5. Curry

How's that?

The Franchise 04-07-2009 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5648750)
ROFL

1. Stafford
2. Sanchez
3. Freeman
4. Crabtree
5. Curry

How's that?

:eek:ROFL

Mecca 04-07-2009 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5648604)
1. Stafford
2. Sanchez
3. B.J. Raji
4. Everette Brown
5. Aaron "Jesus Christ" Curry

That's probably where I'd lean, no Crabtree for me.

keg in kc 04-07-2009 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5648609)
Post 5 players names so that I can get picked apart by the pro-Curry crowd for the next 18 days?

Why do you think I left Curry's name off my list. :D

'Hamas' Jenkins 04-07-2009 02:43 PM

1. Stafford.
2. Sanchez
3. Brown
4. Raji
5. Maclin

Mecca 04-07-2009 02:44 PM

Today on NFL live Cris Carter was claiming that Curry was going to be a pass rusher and the coaches at Wake Forest were dumb for not having him do it...I think he's a Chiefs fan.

doomy3 04-07-2009 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5648781)
Today on NFL live Cris Carter was claiming that Curry was going to be a pass rusher and the coaches at Wake Forest were dumb for not having him do it...I think he's a Chiefs fan.

It will be so funny and awesome if this happens.

Chiefnj2 04-07-2009 02:47 PM

1. Stafford
2. Curry
3. Monroe
4. Crabtree
5. Smith

htismaqe 04-07-2009 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 5648793)
It will be so funny and awesome if this happens.

And what if it doesn't?

doomy3 04-07-2009 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5648868)
And what if it doesn't?

Then it's not awesome or funny?

htismaqe 04-07-2009 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 5648871)
Then it's not awesome or funny?

It seems like alot of people here don't care at all about the team, they only care if they turn out to be right or not.

Archie Bunker 04-07-2009 03:07 PM

Personally I think QB and LT are taken care of so....

1. Brown
2. Raji
3. Curry
4. Maclin
5. Crabtree

My pre-Cassel/Combine top 5 was

1. Stafford
2. Sanchez
3. Curry
4. Jenkins
5. Brown

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=203009

doomy3 04-07-2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5648908)
It seems like alot of people here don't care at all about the team, they only care if they turn out to be right or not.

I definitely agree with this, but am probably talking about a different group of people than you are.

SBK 04-07-2009 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5648781)
Today on NFL live Cris Carter was claiming that Curry was going to be a pass rusher and the coaches at Wake Forest were dumb for not having him do it...I think he's a Chiefs fan.

He does have a lot of Super Bowl rings.

htismaqe 04-07-2009 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 5648945)
I definitely agree with this, but am probably talking about a different group of people than you are.

No, we're probably talking about the same general group of people. Although you might not include yourself, and at this point, I probably would.

doomy3 04-07-2009 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5648980)
No, we're probably talking about the same general group of people. Although you might not include yourself, and at this point, I probably would.

Just out of curiosity, why would you include me? Because I hope Curry is good and proves he can rush the passer?

Reaper16 04-07-2009 03:26 PM

1. Stafford
2. Sanchez
3. Raji
4. ****, no one? Brown, I guess.
5. Pull a Vikes and wait a few selections to pick.

'Hamas' Jenkins 04-07-2009 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 5648981)
Just out of curiosity, why would you include me? Because I hope Curry is good and proves he can rush the passer?

I would assume because he's read your posts and displays functional literacy.

SBK 04-07-2009 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 5648981)
Just out of curiosity, why would you include me? Because I hope Curry is good and proves he can rush the passer?

Picking a guy at 3 you HOPE can rush the passer is beyond hilarious. I don't even think the leaders of the Detroit Lions would do that.

SBK 04-07-2009 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5649022)
I would assume because he's read your posts and displays functional literacy.

I admit, I laughed.

BigChiefFan 04-07-2009 03:45 PM

Raji
Stafford
J. Smith
Monroe
Curry

htismaqe 04-07-2009 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 5648981)
Just out of curiosity, why would you include me? Because I hope Curry is good and proves he can rush the passer?

As opposed to hoping the Chiefs can get the absolute best value out of the entire draft, which inlcudes the #3 overall pick?

Yeah, I would include you.

OnTheWarpath15 04-07-2009 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5649022)
I would assume because he's read your posts and displays functional literacy.

LMAO

Oh, wait.

This will be viewed as being part of the "mob mentality" instead of what is actually is.

****ing hilarious.

Wasn't he the one who made a post saying something to the effect of, " I hope that the Chiefs do X, just to piss Mecca off?"

doomy3 04-07-2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5649068)
As opposed to hoping the Chiefs can get the absolute best value out of the entire draft, which inlcudes the #3 overall pick?

Yeah, I would include you.

I just don't see a lot of value. I have said many times that I would hope the Chiefs can trade out of the pick and get more picks, which is what would be the best absolute value out of the draft. Past Stafford and the 2 tackles, I see a bunch of guys who are all grouped about the same. There are question marks around Raji, who plays the position of highest value other than QB and LT, and Crabtree. Everette Brown has never put up huge stats and isn't that fast for a rush backer. And contrary to what everyone on here would want me to say, there are questions about Sanchez including his experience mainly. Of course I want the Chiefs to pick the absolute best player there, but past Stafford and the tackles, I think an argument could easily be made for about 5 guys.

doomy3 04-07-2009 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5649073)
LMAO

Oh, wait.

This will be viewed as being part of the "mob mentality" instead of what is actually is.

****ing hilarious.

Wasn't he the one who made a post saying something to the effect of, " I hope that the Chiefs do X, just to piss Mecca off?"

No, I've never said anything like that.

But that's fine. You guys have your fun. Honestly I could give 2 shits about what your "gang of thirteen" thinks. I actually respect guys like htismaqe and milkman and their ability to have an actual conversation without talking down to everyone, so that's why I was asking Parker. I couldn't care less what ****ing Hamas has to say.

htismaqe 04-07-2009 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 5649082)
I just don't see a lot of value. I have said many times that I would hope the Chiefs can trade out of the pick and get more picks, which is what would be the best absolute value out of the draft. Past Stafford and the 2 tackles, I see a bunch of guys who are all grouped about the same. There are question marks around Raji, who plays the position of highest value other than QB and LT, and Crabtree. Everette Brown has never put up huge stats and isn't that fast for a rush backer. And contrary to what everyone on here would want me to say, there are questions about Sanchez including his experience mainly. Of course I want the Chiefs to pick the absolute best player there, but past Stafford and the tackles, I think an argument could easily be made for about 5 guys.

Fair enough.

'Hamas' Jenkins 04-07-2009 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 5649094)
No, I've never said anything like that.

But that's fine. You guys have your fun. Honestly I could give 2 shits about what your "gang of thirteen" thinks. I actually respect guys like htismaqe and milkman and their ability to have an actual conversation without talking down to everyone, so that's why I was asking Parker. I couldn't care less what ****ing Hamas has to say.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1239141764

ChiefsCountry 04-07-2009 04:06 PM

Stafford
Sanchez
Raji
Maclin
Brown

*I have Jason Smith and Monroe in my top 5 but no way in hell do we take a left tackle, Albert is better than both.

doomy3 04-07-2009 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5649114)

Maybe you missed the part where I said I could care less what you think?

'Hamas' Jenkins 04-07-2009 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 5649126)
Maybe you missed the part where I said I could care less what you think?

I didn't miss the preceding Dickensian-length paragraph where you dropped down your tampon string for all to see.

OnTheWarpath15 04-07-2009 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 5649126)
Maybe you missed the part where I said I could care less what you think?

Yet you keep responding to him.

****ing brilliant.

RealSNR 04-07-2009 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5649145)
Yet you keep responding to him.

****ing brilliant.

It's like the husband who asks his wife, "Why aren't you talking to me?"

"I'm giving you the silent treatment."

Rain Man 04-07-2009 05:14 PM

1. Stafford
2. Monroe (yeah, say it to my face)
3. Sanchez
4. Curry
5. E. Brown

Most years, there's one guy that I really want. I can't really say that this year. At every spot, there's either a question mark about fit with the team or a question mark about the player. This is a bad year to have the #3 pick.

KCrockaholic 04-07-2009 05:52 PM

1. Its obvious.
2. Brown
3. Smith
4. Crabtree
5. Raji

philfree 04-07-2009 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5649320)
1. Stafford
2. Monroe (yeah, say it to my face)
3. Sanchez
4. Curry
5. E. Brown

Most years, there's one guy that I really want. I can't really say that this year. At every spot, there's either a question mark about fit with the team or a question mark about the player. This is a bad year to have the #3 pick.


Yeah this is a blow to the you have to suck a few years in a row to you build a real contender crowd. Those fans who are scared to go 8-8 because you can't get a decent draft pick have really been proven right these last couple of years. It could still work out but at the rate the Chiefs are going they'll have to draft top 5 for the next 10 years to build that contender.

PhilFree:arrow:

the Talking Can 04-07-2009 06:36 PM

1. Stafford - top player at most important position
2. Sanchez
3. Raji
4. Brown
4. Macklin


i am really ambivalent about raji...is he a great player or just a creation of scarcity at the NT??

but we're moving towards a 3-4, so positional value bumps him up...

i don't think these guys are all worth a #3 (only the QBs), but if we're stuck there then....

the Talking Can 04-07-2009 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5648779)
1. Stafford.
2. Sanchez
3. Brown
4. Raji
5. Maclin

or i could have said "this"

DeezNutz 04-07-2009 06:41 PM

Tell me about this Strafford guy.

Mecca 04-07-2009 06:42 PM

It only became a bad year to have the #3 pick when the Chiefs decided to trade for a backup instead of drafting a QB.

the Talking Can 04-07-2009 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5649123)
Stafford
Sanchez
Raji
Maclin
Brown

*I have Jason Smith and Monroe in my top 5 but no way in hell do we take a left tackle, Albert is better than both.

or this

DeezNutz 04-07-2009 06:46 PM

StRafford
Sanchez
Raji
Brown
Maclin or LT/DT (known to some as Curry)

Rain Man 04-07-2009 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5649461)
It only became a bad year to have the #3 pick when the Chiefs decided to trade for a backup instead of drafting a QB.

I'm inclined to agree, and that is intending no offense to Cassel. I hope he blows the doors off the place, but it did plug the obvious draft choice.


Actually, the more I ponder, I'm starting to think about Crabtree. If we can get the line up to average via mid-round picks and free agents, and if we have Bowe, Crabtree, and Gonzalez, it might be a model of development that fundamentally shifts the traditional Chiefs mindset of building from the inside out.

Mecca 04-07-2009 06:51 PM

The problem with that is I'm not exactly sure Crabtree is the player people seem to think he is.

Reaper16 04-07-2009 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5649123)
Stafford
Sanchez
Raji
Maclin
Brown

*I have Jason Smith and Monroe in my top 5 but no way in hell do we take a left tackle, Albert is better than both.

I've changed my mind. I am in concurrence with this post.

DeezNutz 04-07-2009 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5649537)
I've changed my mind. I am in concurrence with this post.

Ah. A ChiefsCountry ball washer. :D

TRR 04-07-2009 09:49 PM

(1) Curry
(2) E.Brown
(3) Crabtree
(4) Orakpo
(5) Raji


No need for a QB...

Reaper16 04-07-2009 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5649845)
Ah. A ChiefsCountry ball washer. :D

Hey, in this economy, you don't complain about the employment you get.

cdcox 04-07-2009 09:54 PM

1. Sanchez
2. Stafford
3. Brown
4. Raji
5. Curry

Crush 04-07-2009 10:49 PM

1. Sanchez
2. Stafford
3. Raji
4. Brown
5. Maclin

Saccopoo 04-07-2009 11:18 PM

Holy shit. Did Matt Millen have some effed up genetic experiment done to him a la The Boys from Brazil, gave them one way tickets to Kansas City and an open wifi connection?

Knowing that we now have Cassel as a QB, you people are still putting Stafford and Sanchez as your first choices for the Chiefs pick? I can't wait until next year when all you little Millen replicas want to draft Bradford and McCoy. Oh, that's right. McCoy plays at Texas and all the respectable CP Insiders know that every player from Texas isn't worth jack squat, and since Bradford played in a spread offense, he sucks too. Damnable spread monkeys! I loathe them. They couldn't operate an offense under center in a Pop Warner league, let alone the pros. Goddamn shame Freeman decided to come out. 6'6", 260 lb., cannon arm, and worked in a pro style system. He'd be perfect for us next year...oh, wait. He played in the Big 12, and we should never draft from the Big 12, because every team, and in a direct correlation all players from all teams in that conference sucks dog nuts. Not as much as Texas, but still sucking pretty hard.

I wonder what quarterback from any conference other than the Big 12 we can draft in 2011?

We sure as hell show them boys in Detroit what for! They think that they can draft four wide receivers in five years in the first round?! We'll draft five quarterbacks in five years, hold each of those drafts hostage for potential picks in later years and we'll build a monster team with all those third and fourth round selections! Hostage I say!!!! Hold every draft hostage! The Chiefs will be the only team with first round quarterbacks! We will force all teams to give us picks to make sure that the get a first round quarterback. The quarterback of the future for any team in the NFL will now go through Kansas City!!!! We will have our pick of QBOTF, and trade off the others in our hostage situation. Mother ****ers will have to call in the ****ing FBI to negotiate 'cause we're holding the rest of the drafts till the ****ing end of time mother ****ing hostage!!!! Hostage!!!! I said HOSTAGE!!!!!

So, I have two top five lists. One is mine, encompassing sanity and reason, the other is a CP Insider friendly version so I don't get ripped by all the draft geniuses around here for not wanting to hold the draft hostage. That's right. I said MOTHER ****ING HOSTAGE!!!!!!

Real Top Five:
1. Aaron Curry
2. Brian Orakpo
3. Michael Oher
4. Eugene Monroe
5. Beanie Wells

CP Insider Top Five:
1. St. Sanchez
2. Matt Stafford - who is better than Sanchez, but we all know that every closet homosexual here has an absolute crush on the handsome, exotic Sanchez and seeing him in a Chiefs uniform will help transition us from the Tony G exotic looking homo man crush phase to a new one where we can silently purr in gay joviality that our new 80%'er (sociologists state that only 10% of the population is heterosexual and 10% is homosexual, with the other 80% falling somewhere in-between) is in a position of actual relevance on the football field, unlike a tight end, or, god-forbid, a ILB.
3. Everette Brown - because a short DE/OLB tweener with suspect speed is just what this franchise needs to pull itself from the ashes of putricity.
4. BJ Raji - 'cause he likes weed, doesn't like to study, is short with short arms and has an ass the size of Jupiter. But I bet he'd love hims some of that Gates and Bryants and Haywards and Hereford House and Jess and Jims and Golden Ox and shit like that yo'. Dude was made for guest judging the Lenexa BBQ contest every stinkin' year.
5. Aaron Curry - just because I don't want to look like a complete and utter dumbass I'll reluctantly put his name here because when all is said and done I know from the bottom of my heart that this guy is the best player in the draft, and I really wanted to put him at the number one spot because, well he is the best player and our linebacking situation for the past 20 years has sucked something fierce, but if I did put Curry at my one spot some of the guys around here would call me names and mock me and then where would I be without my social circle of good internets buddies?

ChiefsCountry 04-07-2009 11:21 PM

Somebody has alot of salt in his vagina.

SBK 04-07-2009 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5650065)
Holy shit. Did Matt Millen have some effed up genetic experiment done to him a la The Boys from Brazil, gave them one way tickets to Kansas City and an open wifi connection?

Knowing that we now have Cassel as a QB, you people are still putting Stafford and Sanchez as your first choices for the Chiefs pick? I can't wait until next year when all you little Millen replicas want to draft Bradford and McCoy. Oh, that's right. McCoy plays at Texas and all the respectable CP Insiders know that every player from Texas isn't worth jack squat, and since Bradford played in a spread offense, he sucks too. Damnable spread monkeys! I loathe them. They couldn't operate an offense under center in a Pop Warner league, let alone the pros. Goddamn shame Freeman decided to come out. 6'6", 260 lb., cannon arm, and worked in a pro style system. He'd be perfect for us next year...oh, wait. He played in the Big 12, and we should never draft from the Big 12, because every team, and in a direct correlation all players from all teams in that conference sucks dog nuts. Not as much as Texas, but still sucking pretty hard.

I wonder what quarterback from any conference other than the Big 12 we can draft in 2011?

We sure as hell show them boys in Detroit what for! They think that they can draft four wide receivers in five years in the first round?! We'll draft five quarterbacks in five years, hold each of those drafts hostage for potential picks in later years and we'll build a monster team with all those third and fourth round selections! Hostage I say!!!! Hold every draft hostage! The Chiefs will be the only team with first round quarterbacks! We will force all teams to give us picks to make sure that the get a first round quarterback. The quarterback of the future for any team in the NFL will now go through Kansas City!!!! We will have our pick of QBOTF, and trade off the others in our hostage situation. Mother ****ers will have to call in the ****ing FBI to negotiate 'cause we're holding the rest of the drafts till the ****ing end of time mother ****ing hostage!!!! Hostage!!!! I said HOSTAGE!!!!!

So, I have two top five lists. One is mine, encompassing sanity and reason, the other is a CP Insider friendly version so I don't get ripped by all the draft geniuses around here for not wanting to hold the draft hostage. That's right. I said MOTHER ****ING HOSTAGE!!!!!!

Real Top Five:
1. Aaron Curry
2. Brian Orakpo
3. Michael Oher
4. Eugene Monroe
5. Beanie Wells

CP Insider Top Five:
1. St. Sanchez
2. Matt Stafford - who is better than Sanchez, but we all know that every closet homosexual here has an absolute crush on the handsome, exotic Sanchez and seeing him in a Chiefs uniform will help transition us from the Tony G exotic looking homo man crush phase to a new one where we can silently purr in gay joviality that our new 80%'er (sociologists state that only 10% of the population is heterosexual and 10% is homosexual, with the other 80% falling somewhere in-between) is in a position of actual relevance on the football field, unlike a tight end, or, god-forbid, a ILB.
3. Everette Brown - because a DE/OLB tweener with suspect speed is just what this franchise needs to pull itself from the ashes of putricity.
4. BJ Raji - 'cause he likes weed, doesn't like to study, is short with short arms and has an ass the size of Jupiter. But I bet he'd love hims some of that Gates and Bryants and Haywards and Hereford House and Jess and Jims and Golden Ox and shit like that yo'. Dude was made for guest judging the Lenexa BBQ contest every stinkin' year.
5. Aaron Curry - just because I don't want to look like a complete and utter dumbass I'll reluctantly put his name here because when all is said and done I know from the bottom of my heart that this guy is the best player in the draft, and I really wanted to put him at the number one spot because, well he is the best player and our linebacking situation for the past 20 years has sucked something fierce, but if I did put Curry at my one spot some of the guys around here would call me names and mock me and then where would I be without my social circle of good internets buddies?

This post is in the wrong thread. It goes here as exhibit A.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205374

Blick 04-07-2009 11:28 PM

Stafford/Sanchez (only to trade)
Crabtree
Curry
Raji
Tyson Jackson (everyone flip out)

CanadaKC 04-07-2009 11:30 PM

Curry or Crabtree...in such a weak draft..they're the only lock.

Reaper16 04-07-2009 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5650065)
Holy shit. Did Matt Millen have some effed up genetic experiment done to him a la The Boys from Brazil, gave them one way tickets to Kansas City and an open wifi connection?

Knowing that we now have Cassel as a QB, you people are still putting Stafford and Sanchez as your first choices for the Chiefs pick? I can't wait until next year when all you little Millen replicas want to draft Bradford and McCoy. Oh, that's right. McCoy plays at Texas and all the respectable CP Insiders know that every player from Texas isn't worth jack squat, and since Bradford played in a spread offense, he sucks too. Damnable spread monkeys! I loathe them. They couldn't operate an offense under center in a Pop Warner league, let alone the pros. Goddamn shame Freeman decided to come out. 6'6", 260 lb., cannon arm, and worked in a pro style system. He'd be perfect for us next year...oh, wait. He played in the Big 12, and we should never draft from the Big 12, because every team, and in a direct correlation all players from all teams in that conference sucks dog nuts. Not as much as Texas, but still sucking pretty hard.

I wonder what quarterback from any conference other than the Big 12 we can draft in 2011?

We sure as hell show them boys in Detroit what for! They think that they can draft four wide receivers in five years in the first round?! We'll draft five quarterbacks in five years, hold each of those drafts hostage for potential picks in later years and we'll build a monster team with all those third and fourth round selections! Hostage I say!!!! Hold every draft hostage! The Chiefs will be the only team with first round quarterbacks! We will force all teams to give us picks to make sure that the get a first round quarterback. The quarterback of the future for any team in the NFL will now go through Kansas City!!!! We will have our pick of QBOTF, and trade off the others in our hostage situation. Mother ****ers will have to call in the ****ing FBI to negotiate 'cause we're holding the rest of the drafts till the ****ing end of time mother ****ing hostage!!!! Hostage!!!! I said HOSTAGE!!!!!

So, I have two top five lists. One is mine, encompassing sanity and reason, the other is a CP Insider friendly version so I don't get ripped by all the draft geniuses around here for not wanting to hold the draft hostage. That's right. I said MOTHER ****ING HOSTAGE!!!!!!

Real Top Five:
1. Aaron Curry
2. Brian Orakpo
3. Michael Oher
4. Eugene Monroe
5. Beanie Wells

CP Insider Top Five:
1. St. Sanchez
2. Matt Stafford - who is better than Sanchez, but we all know that every closet homosexual here has an absolute crush on the handsome, exotic Sanchez and seeing him in a Chiefs uniform will help transition us from the Tony G exotic looking homo man crush phase to a new one where we can silently purr in gay joviality that our new 80%'er (sociologists state that only 10% of the population is heterosexual and 10% is homosexual, with the other 80% falling somewhere in-between) is in a position of actual relevance on the football field, unlike a tight end, or, god-forbid, a ILB.
3. Everette Brown - because a short DE/OLB tweener with suspect speed is just what this franchise needs to pull itself from the ashes of putricity.
4. BJ Raji - 'cause he likes weed, doesn't like to study, is short with short arms and has an ass the size of Jupiter. But I bet he'd love hims some of that Gates and Bryants and Haywards and Hereford House and Jess and Jims and Golden Ox and shit like that yo'. Dude was made for guest judging the Lenexa BBQ contest every stinkin' year.
5. Aaron Curry - just because I don't want to look like a complete and utter dumbass I'll reluctantly put his name here because when all is said and done I know from the bottom of my heart that this guy is the best player in the draft, and I really wanted to put him at the number one spot because, well he is the best player and our linebacking situation for the past 20 years has sucked something fierce, but if I did put Curry at my one spot some of the guys around here would call me names and mock me and then where would I be without my social circle of good internets buddies?

Well, bye.
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Mecca 04-07-2009 11:54 PM

He put Brian Orakpo 2nd, that's about all I need to know.

And anyone who thinks Colt McCoy is a good NFL prospect needs their head examined.

RealSNR 04-07-2009 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5650065)
Holy shit. Did Matt Millen have some effed up genetic experiment done to him a la The Boys from Brazil, gave them one way tickets to Kansas City and an open wifi connection?

Knowing that we now have Cassel as a QB, you people are still putting Stafford and Sanchez as your first choices for the Chiefs pick? I can't wait until next year when all you little Millen replicas want to draft Bradford and McCoy. Oh, that's right. McCoy plays at Texas and all the respectable CP Insiders know that every player from Texas isn't worth jack squat, and since Bradford played in a spread offense, he sucks too. Damnable spread monkeys! I loathe them. They couldn't operate an offense under center in a Pop Warner league, let alone the pros. Goddamn shame Freeman decided to come out. 6'6", 260 lb., cannon arm, and worked in a pro style system. He'd be perfect for us next year...oh, wait. He played in the Big 12, and we should never draft from the Big 12, because every team, and in a direct correlation all players from all teams in that conference sucks dog nuts. Not as much as Texas, but still sucking pretty hard.

I wonder what quarterback from any conference other than the Big 12 we can draft in 2011?

We sure as hell show them boys in Detroit what for! They think that they can draft four wide receivers in five years in the first round?! We'll draft five quarterbacks in five years, hold each of those drafts hostage for potential picks in later years and we'll build a monster team with all those third and fourth round selections! Hostage I say!!!! Hold every draft hostage! The Chiefs will be the only team with first round quarterbacks! We will force all teams to give us picks to make sure that the get a first round quarterback. The quarterback of the future for any team in the NFL will now go through Kansas City!!!! We will have our pick of QBOTF, and trade off the others in our hostage situation. Mother ****ers will have to call in the ****ing FBI to negotiate 'cause we're holding the rest of the drafts till the ****ing end of time mother ****ing hostage!!!! Hostage!!!! I said HOSTAGE!!!!!

So, I have two top five lists. One is mine, encompassing sanity and reason, the other is a CP Insider friendly version so I don't get ripped by all the draft geniuses around here for not wanting to hold the draft hostage. That's right. I said MOTHER ****ING HOSTAGE!!!!!!

Real Top Five:
1. Aaron Curry
2. Brian Orakpo
3. Michael Oher
4. Eugene Monroe
5. Beanie Wells

CP Insider Top Five:
1. St. Sanchez
2. Matt Stafford - who is better than Sanchez, but we all know that every closet homosexual here has an absolute crush on the handsome, exotic Sanchez and seeing him in a Chiefs uniform will help transition us from the Tony G exotic looking homo man crush phase to a new one where we can silently purr in gay joviality that our new 80%'er (sociologists state that only 10% of the population is heterosexual and 10% is homosexual, with the other 80% falling somewhere in-between) is in a position of actual relevance on the football field, unlike a tight end, or, god-forbid, a ILB.
3. Everette Brown - because a short DE/OLB tweener with suspect speed is just what this franchise needs to pull itself from the ashes of putricity.
4. BJ Raji - 'cause he likes weed, doesn't like to study, is short with short arms and has an ass the size of Jupiter. But I bet he'd love hims some of that Gates and Bryants and Haywards and Hereford House and Jess and Jims and Golden Ox and shit like that yo'. Dude was made for guest judging the Lenexa BBQ contest every stinkin' year.
5. Aaron Curry - just because I don't want to look like a complete and utter dumbass I'll reluctantly put his name here because when all is said and done I know from the bottom of my heart that this guy is the best player in the draft, and I really wanted to put him at the number one spot because, well he is the best player and our linebacking situation for the past 20 years has sucked something fierce, but if I did put Curry at my one spot some of the guys around here would call me names and mock me and then where would I be without my social circle of good internets buddies?

You're gay.

melbar 04-08-2009 12:13 AM

With the understanding that we have our starting QB...

1.Curry
I honestly tried to make myself come up with better given our situation....cant. Fire away.

2. Raji
Still a little scared he's getting a lot of bump because of positional value.

3. Sanchez
Thats right I said it! You wanna fight!? I really like his intangables. Let him learn how to prepare from the guy who sat in film room with Brady and best case you trade one of them in a year or 2. We have so many holes so I'm hesitant (its gonna take talent everywhere to turn around), but he is gonna have to sit for a while anyway, let him do it while we still suck.
4...Brown/Orakpo
Its a tossup. Orakpo is tenatious, but the injury thing bothers me most. Brown...maybe? I guess it depends on if our coaches can use them in a way that best utilizes their abilities. Havent seen that in a while...
5. Crabtree
I know, I know, not a burner. But he makes catches and plays. You still have to cover a guy like that and with Bowe on one side and Gonzo in the middle its hard to pick who to double. Our coach is pretty OK at getting max potential out of WRs... At least 1 side of the ball would be formidable for now.

Saccopoo 04-08-2009 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5650122)
He put Brian Orakpo 2nd, that's about all I need to know.

And anyone who thinks Colt McCoy is a good NFL prospect needs their head examined.

See? Texas sucks. The University of Texas sucks. Players who play football for the University of Texas suck. Well, when they aren't winning awards like the Hendricks, Lombardi, Nagurski and Willis Trophies, and, shit, even then they suck. Especially when they are 6'3", 265 lb., bench 500, squat 600, run a 40 in 4.63 and get 11.5 sacks against a ballbag conference of spread monkeys like the Big 12. That is, hands down, some flat out, serious suckage. I ****ing hate prospects that suck this much.

And let's draft McCoy! You know some dumbass NFL team is going to want him and when we draft him, then we can parlay Cassel, St. Sanchez or McCoy (whoever isn't our QBOTF that season) to whoever wants to give us the most fifth round picks for their QBOTF! Hold that ****in' draft HOSTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saccopoo 04-08-2009 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 5650125)
You're gay.

You wish.

RealSNR 04-08-2009 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5650171)
See? Texas sucks. The University of Texas sucks. Players who play football for the University of Texas suck. Well, when they aren't winning awards like the Hendricks, Lombardi, Nagurski and Willis Trophies, and, shit, even then they suck. Especially when they are 6'3", 265 lb., bench 500, squat 600, run a 40 in 4.63 and get 11.5 sacks against a ballbag conference of spread monkeys like the Big 12. That is, hands down, some flat out, serious suckage. I ****ing hate prospects that suck this much.

And let's draft McCoy! You know some dumbass NFL team is going to want him and when we draft him, then we can parlay Cassel, St. Sanchez or McCoy (whoever isn't our QBOTF that season) to whoever wants to give us the most fifth round picks for their QBOTF! Hold that ****in' draft HOSTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim Tebow scored lots of points against a tough set of SEC defenses. Tebow > Sanchez, right?

Just look at the history of Texas players. When Derrick Johnson is one of your pro "successes" in the past few years, then YES, your school sucks at producing players who have success in the NFL

RealSNR 04-08-2009 12:22 AM

Good God, man. Wells and Oher? You'd rather have Wells and Oher on your team than either top QB in this draft?

You've got to be playing a joke just to get a rise out of us, ala Demonpenz. There's no other way. There's no way anybody is this reeruned.

Saccopoo 04-08-2009 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 5650187)
Good God, man. Wells and Oher? You'd rather have Wells and Oher on your team than either top QB in this draft?

You've got to be playing a joke just to get a rise out of us, ala Demonpenz. There's no other way. There's no way anybody is this reeruned.

Yeah, because pissing away that pick on another quarterback when we just got Cassel is the epitome of football genius. If that's a smart football move, then I guess I'm a ****ing reerun in this little opposite world you got going here.

RealSNR 04-08-2009 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5650192)
Yeah, because pissing away that pick on another quarterback when we just got Cassel is the epitome of football genius. If that's a smart football move, then I guess I'm a ****ing reerun in this little opposite world you got going here.

Chris Wells and Michael Oher.

This is your "objective truth" you're claiming. Beanie Wells and Michael ****ing Oher.

Yes, you're ****ing stupid.


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