Welcome Spring!
 

First night of major thunderstorms, tornado warnings, and missed programming on tv to stare at a radar. Woohoo!!!

I love thunderstorms. Love them. Turn off the lights, open the blinds, and enjoy the show. I'm going to sleep so good tonight.

thunderstorms in missouri = free showers at the trailer park

if youre lucky there may be some standing water in the ditches for a bath....bigger ditches = whirlpool bath

We already had that 2 weeks ago.

I miss thunderstorms. We never have any here. Just the same old boring nice weather day after day.

I feel so sorry for you.

I hate our boring affordable housing and my boring 5 minute commute home...

Ugh! Sick of this rain. I want it to warm up and dry out so I can go FISHING!!!!

This.

This but without the sarcasm.

It mother****ing snowed here today. Last Sunday I had a 6' drift in my driveway.

**** WINTER.

Sunny and 90 in my neck of the woods today.

Welcome Spring!

It's not spring yet. Keep that shit to yourself.

Welcome allergies :(

This.

Thank God for Allegra D

Zyrtec is my go-to anthistamine. Thank christ they made it otc.
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The best way to welcome Spring is with outdoor nudity.

Still snow at my place, but the flowers are coming up .... Spring is trying real hard.

Crocus

It always helps to rub one out! :D

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Mmm...satisfaction.;):D

Again, **** your mother.
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ROFL