self defense products
 

need some advice on defense spray & batons(other than ASP). Im gettin it for the lil lady to carry.

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This...http://www.armoria.fi/sumuttimet/nettikuvat/stroam.jpg

..attach a MOhillbilly to your waist.

Has she had an encounter where she could have used a self defense product?

cant always be attached.

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spray (Get a couple extra and put one in each car)
http://tinyurl.com/d39bab

batons, not so much:

Stinger
http://tinyurl.com/ccpn2f

http://tinyurl.com/d73hvz

Kelly Worden's impact kerambit/'travel wrench'
http://tinyurl.com/cuvqyl

http://tinyurl.com/ce4v9j

Why no asp?

Mine fits in my purse and is ever so dainty at breaking knee caps.

How about a Ruger LCP .380?

http://www.ruger-firearms.com/Firear...ding&famlst=64

cost more than anything.

im a cz-50 man myself. She can shoot better than most men but a pistol for this seems abit of overkill.

Are those hand held tazer jobs expensive?

Got mine out of a pawn shop so I hear you.

I had one similar to this... Liked it cuz it extended out and only needed 2 9 volt batteries. Hell, when we only had 1 battery in it would shock you enough to send you shaking for a few minutes.

http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/60...on-spb600.html

When did this become about dildos?

it needs to fit into her pocket. shes maybe 110# soaking wet, and while im a mean ol griz', she is sugar and spice and everything nice. with this job she'll be out in the open and the people she works with sound like fools.

LMAO

I think I like your wife more than I like you.

I like your style.

Its overkill till you need it.

When Mohillbilly didn't want to be compared to a 16 in Asp.

;)-not my wife.

Seriously!

Wouldn't you rather just stick it in Katipan at this point, rather than try to type it in? You are working awfully hard on the keyboard............

:D

If I was going to have a pimp it would be someone that dressed way snazzier than you. So thank you for your application, but I think I'm still in the market.

It's the red chair and tv, isn't it? Too flashy?

i fully understand this. and if i felt like it would merit such force i wouldnt have let her take the job in the first place. we have guns, and she can shoot.

How YOU doin?

I need a floppy hat and animal print.

What's she doing, MO?

You know me, I'm always after the ladies.

You know, if cracking on somebody meant I wanted to **** 'em, 3/4 of the guys on the 'planet better start covering their asses.

10-4, Hootie.

Wouldn't that be Kootie?

We've changed his name, it's either Frootie or Moootie.

i typed it earlier but retracted for security reasons. its a parttime job and she handles abit cash, midtown area.

POOtie

Mohillbilly is going to run us over with his truck.

i dont mind.

i've seen his truck...i think that's where they took out bonnie and clyde.
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I take craps bigger than Mo..........


































j/k, MO! You crazy hillbilly mother****er!o:-)

Gotcha. Make sure she bags it in something inconspicuous. Sure you will.

I'm always a little shocked when I'm driving through town and see a woman carrying a cash bag to the bank.

Ah.

It's holey.

lil bit

UM....WHO, AMONG US, WOULDN'T?

Is that the same truck you found the dude stealing from?

I'd need pics.............the NSFW kind to accurately give you an answer. I'm a man of science........

Reports of Katipan's hotness have grown so that, at this point, it's best to leave her as legend.

nope, this one a guy left at my house, i told him if he didnt come back to get by monday.........

This is just begging for some creative photoshop work, but I'm too lazy.

Yep

Get a Tshirt made for her that says:

"Property of Mohillbilly.
Violators will be shot"

Then use a picture of your Jules Wallet under that.

http://www.firstaidmonster.com/image..._16OZ-5356.jpg
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http://www.shamrockchicago.com/pics/PrestELAFBoth.JPG

morelike 'violators will have there heads cut off and stuck on a pole'.

and have my rapsheet on the back like a world tour.

ftr- my wallet has two fightin cocks on it.

This joke has to be made now....

You'd better find the website to order that from now, because if there is a wallet with 2 cocks on it...Hootie is going to want one too, though he'll be disappointed to find that this kind won't melt in his mouth.