Great News!
 

I am getting a brand new divorce!

I got one of those for my 30th birthday.

Still the best gift I've ever gotten.

That always sucks even when you want one. Really sucks when you don't.

Then this really sucks.

LMAO I'm sorry to laugh bud, but it's your own fault for the thread header and wording. Good luck.

Damn man,

Sorry dude.

This sucks.

Completely out of the blue?

Sorry dude. Keep your chin up.

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Wow, sorry to hear that. Sometimes these things are for the best, though. Best of luck.

Well, it was only inevitable. She was married to you, after all. That's gotta' be a burden.

Congrats?

you told her about nzoner's didn't you

Damn dude. Must be the season. Buddy of mine called me a couple weeks ago with the same news. It is shit ass
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Didn't you just go to Mexico?

I seem to recall you bragging about your wife in the last Planet Bash thread. What happened between now and then?

This story will be quite amusing.

do you know why divorces cost so much?

because they are worth it!

And they're hard because nothing worth doing is ever easy.

Sorry to hear that... but yeah what happened?

Personally, I think divorcing one's spouse is a pretty drastic thing to do in order to come up with a thread topic.

I don't know, might be a few more quality threads in this hellhole if people followed suit.

Ummm. I don't know what to say

Stop it, Stop it.

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thats what I was thinking, I guess she was for scuba huh?

bitches for pay are better than bitches you lay

She must have screwed some hot Mexican dude

Yeah, guess it wasn't exotic enough.

She suggested they get a pool boy.

Or he did, and it made her wonder.

You know the ****ed-up part: the divorce had to be in the works before the trip. And she still went.

Sorry to hear it man.

Hey, what can I say, I am not as creative as Goatse......

What were her grounds for divorce? Yes, I'm nosey...

Wow, I'm really sorry to hear you're getting a divorce.

That's terrible. Good luck.

Kids w/ this wife?

Don't beat yourself up, brah. All that self deprecation is bullshit.

She is very attractive, but maybe she got tired of my ugly ass.

Sorry to hear it man. Get yourself a barracuda female divorce lawyer. You won't regret it.

I am of strong character....nothing will get me down for long. Just another experience....just not a good one. She doesn't like me, but I still do! I am a very nice and funny guy! A damn good catch!

Free trip

I am negative, drink too much....oh and then there is the other man......

Hey man, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!

**** YEAH!! :rockon:

Well, you should be back in the saddle in no time.

Did you know about the other man before the trip or after?

She's my first wife and my last. 2 beautiful children 10 year old girl and 13 year old boy.

Yep.

The kind of woman who'd do that (not to mention involve another guy) you thank your lucky stars to be rid of.

Oh ****!

Sorry again, Dude.

One of my brothers is going through a divorce and I met his attorney last weekend. Scariest woman I've ever met in my life. She basically had me in the fetal position in a corner.

Drinking is good, other man...not so much. Sorry to hear that.

Ick. Sorry to hear that.

You have her number?

And will she wear leather and stilettos?

You have another man?




Soory bud, I hope it all works out for the better.. Good Luck

I have been where you are going and trust me things will work out ok. The hardest part for me was not seeing my daughter every day.

As a child of Divorced parents, the best advice I can give you is make sure that you both are there for the kids, and that you guys don't argue in front of them. I'd be a lot better off if my parents didn't argue as much in front of me.

Sorry to hear it.

I would think that in your line of work it's hard to maintain a good marriage. Seems like you car guys never have any time off.

When another man is involved, the lady needs to take a short trip off of a long cliff.
Sorry for your pending bankruptcy.

I don't know how anybody deals with the kid part of the equation. I consider myself fortunate not to have gone through that.

Did you tell her that you were glad that Tony G. got traded or what? Clowning there...seriously good luck getting shit straightened out.

oh... and antifreeze to the 'other' guy

Alright, sorry for laughing. But it was a funny way of wording it. Very sorry to here it, and wish you the best. Go **** her sister. Today.

I'm glad that someone else had the thought.

And then send her a text with a photo attached saying "god damn I didn't know sex could be like that until I ****ed your sister".

You've thought about having another man?

NTTAWWT

No arguing...she don't want me......I AM OUT, I don't want her!

excellent advice... make sure you mention to her that you had ALWAYS wanted her sister more

That was too easy. A double!

well I guess you lost that coin flip

Well it's time to post nekid pics!!!! (of her you sick fu@#s)

Jibes are like women, there's no such thing as too easy.

[insert comment about T.B.A.s soon to be ex]

ouch.

sorry to hear that, dude.

this weekend we can drink until we can't feel feelings anymore.

Pretty much the plan....oh and my chili will rock!

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Sucks man.

Hire a good lawyer(if there's such a thing).
Get sloshed and find some 18 year old floozy tonight and bring her home.

You should have drowned the bitch when you had the chance.

No, take her somewhere else. Don't ever let em know where you live.

Oh man... I'm so sorry... I didn't recognize the last name Mercer... until right now. Holy shit, I'm a dick! :banghead:

Congratulations, by the way. Freedom is yours. No chance of your wife to spill chocolate milk on your work laptop now!

It would be a lot easier if I didn't love her. damn.......

Who is the other man? Someone you know?

Hang in there man. Its gonna take time.

Sorry to hear that guy. Same thing happened to me after 24 years. It's my fault for getting old.