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DiaperBoy27 04-28-2009 02:58 PM
This sexual postion must have a name
 
Not sex, but fingering.

She lies on her stomach. The man reaches between her legs and simultaneously fingers her g-spot with his thumb, and her c-note with his index finger.

Any idea what that might be called?

MoreLemonPledge 04-28-2009 02:59 PM
The paralyzed donkey.

SBK 04-28-2009 03:00 PM
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."

Stewie 04-28-2009 03:01 PM
I'd grab the c-note and go buy something good.

DiaperBoy27 04-28-2009 03:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBK (Post 5722961)
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."
You didn't specify whose mom.

Craash 04-28-2009 03:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 5722966)
I'd grab the c-note and go buy something good.
I suspect it's how he got the female naked and on her stomach to begin with.

Buck 04-28-2009 03:03 PM
****hooks

Its probably going to get censored, but use your imagination.

Donger 04-28-2009 03:03 PM
I call that one The Iron Fist.

Gonzo 04-28-2009 03:04 PM
I got one.
"the siberian sack race"

you put ur nuts in a snow bank, then run in and rub them on the wife's face to warm them up.
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nychief 04-28-2009 03:04 PM
Alex Magee?

kysirsoze 04-28-2009 03:04 PM
The Crab Dribble

shitgoose 04-28-2009 03:08 PM
The 7-10 Split

Mr. Krab 04-28-2009 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBK (Post 5722961)
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."
:LOL::LOL:


:Lin:




ROFLROFL

Dallas Chief 04-28-2009 03:24 PM
The six pack!!!

MoreLemonPledge 04-28-2009 03:25 PM
UR DOIN IT WRONG

http://www.wonkette.com/images/the%2...0diplomacy.jpg

Ultra Peanut 04-28-2009 03:26 PM
... THE ARISTOCRATS!

luv 04-28-2009 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dallas Chief (Post 5723063)
The six pack!!!
That actually makes sense.

Archie F. Swin 04-28-2009 03:27 PM
The Shy Gynecologist?

The Franchise 04-28-2009 03:27 PM
The Pioli

Jenson71 04-28-2009 03:27 PM
This is why GAZ left!

Crush 04-28-2009 03:32 PM
The Stairway to Heaven?

luv 04-28-2009 03:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5723074)
The Pioli
He hasn't proven he's THAT good.

joesomebody 04-28-2009 03:42 PM
How about the "chord" (C-note and a G played at the same time)? Or the "I better get something good out of this later."

Sully 04-28-2009 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin (Post 5723073)
The Shy Gynecologist?
WINNAH!

JOhn 04-28-2009 03:44 PM
Oops I missed, I SWEAR it was an accident :evil:

CoMoChief 04-28-2009 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBK (Post 5722961)
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."
:LOL:

CoMoChief 04-28-2009 03:58 PM
I like to call it the "A-OK"

rockymtnchief 04-28-2009 04:06 PM
While performing this stunt, are you supposed to try and snap your fingers?

Cannibal 04-28-2009 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBK (Post 5722961)
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."
ROFLROFLROFL

Red Beans 04-28-2009 04:08 PM
How bout "The Pincher" or "Morse Code"....personally I think "the Cnote" does it for ,e.

Iowanian 04-28-2009 04:10 PM
I hereby submit "the cooter rooter"

Mr. Arrowhead 04-28-2009 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBK (Post 5722961)
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."
thats just wrong LMAO

Al Bundy 04-28-2009 04:15 PM
I call it an evening with badgirl.

Thig Lyfe 04-28-2009 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shitgoose (Post 5722991)
The 7-10 Split
I like this one.

Whoarethechefs 04-28-2009 04:19 PM
The Earl Anthony =)

Katipan 04-28-2009 04:34 PM
Fun?

Iowanian 04-28-2009 04:35 PM
Da Deaf touch.

loochy 04-28-2009 04:43 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures.

luv 04-28-2009 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by joesomebody (Post 5723133)
How about the "chord" (C-note and a G played at the same time)? Or the "I better get something good out of this later."
You expect something bad to come out?

diehardchief4life 04-28-2009 05:04 PM
I believe you are referring to the culdesac.

RJ 04-28-2009 05:05 PM
The five technique.

Predarat 04-28-2009 05:08 PM
Im not sure but if you do it wrong its called a dealbreaker.

tonyetony 04-28-2009 05:10 PM
If your girl likes it too much you can call it Carpel Tunnel.

DenverChief 04-28-2009 05:17 PM
rusty trombone?

bevischief 04-28-2009 05:52 PM
The shocker done wrong.

Demonpenz 04-28-2009 06:05 PM
if she looks down you get to punch her in the shoulder

MIAdragon 04-28-2009 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenson71 (Post 5723080)
This is why GAZ left!
He was a prude?

bevischief 04-28-2009 06:59 PM
The Haley.

Terribilis 04-28-2009 07:06 PM
KC Platter

KcFanInGA 04-28-2009 07:13 PM
mandible claw

StcChief 04-28-2009 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcFanInGA (Post 5723619)
mandible claw
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandible_claw

so lower (pelvic) jaw bone

ForeverChiefs58 04-28-2009 08:20 PM
The bowling ball shine?

ForeverChiefs58 04-28-2009 08:21 PM
Vulcan rub

Buzz 04-28-2009 08:22 PM
My wife just had some of my tube steak smoothered in underwear... I call it the kid wasnt home.

ForeverChiefs58 04-28-2009 08:23 PM
hitchhiking hand jive

FRCDFED 04-28-2009 09:00 PM
There is a drink named after that technique at the local sports bar. It's called the "stinky" something. I'll find out and get back to you!

ForeverChiefs58 04-28-2009 09:40 PM
"stinky pinkie" is something entirely different

ForeverChiefs58 04-28-2009 09:41 PM
this thread is worthless without pics

Talisman 04-28-2009 09:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by joesomebody (Post 5723133)
How about the "chord" (C-note and a G played at the same time)? Or the "I better get something good out of this later."
The C and G are two of the notes that slot machines make so it sounds nice and cheery when you go into the casino. So maybe it could be called "The Jackpot" or "The One Armed Bandit."

luv 04-28-2009 09:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Talisman (Post 5724254)
The C and G are two of the notes that slot machines make so it sounds nice and cheery when you go into the casino. So maybe it could be called "The Jackpot" or "The One Armed Bandit."
Playing the Slot?

Rain Man 04-28-2009 10:06 PM
"Molesting the Drowning Victim"

Mr. Kotter 04-28-2009 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5723097)
The Stairway to Heaven?
We have a Winner.... :thumb:

LaChapelle 04-28-2009 10:11 PM
Is the other hand near her face so she can suck on your finger(s)? While you set in a yoga postion with shins crossed? I'd call it hard as a rock.

Mr. Kotter 04-28-2009 10:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 5723397)
rusty trombone?
A homo's "G-spot" in his anus....doesn't count, bucko. 'Go to Jail, do NOT collect $200' you weirdo. You shouldn't spend so much time in Larimer.

luv 04-28-2009 10:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 5723466)
if she looks down you get to punch her in the shoulder
If her eyes aren't rolling back in her head, you're doing something wrong.

greg63 04-28-2009 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DiaperBoy27 (Post 5722950)
Not sex, but fingering.

She lies on her stomach. The man reaches between her legs and simultaneously fingers her g-spot with his thumb, and her c-note with his index finger.

Any idea what that might be called?
I would ask why the interest, but I don't think I really want to know. :p

TopJet2 04-28-2009 11:41 PM
La Pistola ????

salame 04-29-2009 01:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBK (Post 5722961)
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."
This made me laugh out loud
so loud It was almost awkward

DaneMcCloud 04-29-2009 01:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter (Post 5724298)
A homo's "G-spot" in his anus....doesn't count, bucko. 'Go to Jail, do NOT collect $200' you weirdo. You shouldn't spend so much time in Larimer.
:shake:

MoreLemonPledge 04-29-2009 04:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by salame (Post 5724670)
This made me laugh out loud
so loud It was almost awkward
Yes. WINNAR.

DenverChief 04-29-2009 05:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5724673)
:shake:
the funny part is if you google image "rusty trombone" you'll find more pics of chicks eating a guys ass than the other way around :shrug:

Jethopper 04-29-2009 06:27 AM
The Tennessee Warbler.

Iowanian 04-29-2009 06:53 AM
I know a guy whose wife is so fat, she doesn't get a rusty trombone....its a muddy tuba.

DiaperBoy27 04-29-2009 09:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcFanInGA (Post 5723619)
mandible claw
this makes a lot of sense.

Mankind would be proud.

TinyEvel 04-29-2009 10:09 AM
I call that "the crocodile's dentist"

Jilly 04-29-2009 10:14 AM
I would call it, "The Unsuccessful."

Katipan 04-29-2009 10:19 AM
So i just tried to stretch my fingers wide enough...

I definitely could not reach Jilly's G-spot and her asshole at the same time.
Clit does not a G-spot make.

babygirl21 08-11-2009 09:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DiaperBoy27 (Post 5722950)
Not sex, but fingering.

She lies on her stomach. The man reaches between her legs and simultaneously fingers her g-spot with his thumb, and her c-note with his index finger.

Any idea what that might be called?
the shocker...no no that's "two in the pink and one in the stink"...aint ya'll ever heard of this???

Hammock Parties 08-11-2009 09:55 PM
The Pussy Pinch

Ebolapox 08-11-2009 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5966536)
the shocker...
not quite. that would be two in the pink, one in the stink.


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