Have you ever...
 

Have you ever committed a crime and never reported it and what was it? It could be anything that breaks the law. Stealing as a kid and not knowing better. Outrunning the local cops on gravel roads...etc

I speed a lot and don't turn myself in.
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This should end well...

I stole some CCG cards from a comic shop when I was like 16. I got shitty pulls, though.

WTF would you report a crime you committed?

First of all ........lets say I did something illegal, why the fuck would i report it? The goal of doing something illegal sure as hell isn't to go to jail.

Wait, I plowed your mom in the ass repeatedly, IIRC sodomy may still be illegal. Should I report that?

I can see it now " uh officer, I just snorted a shit load of cocaine back there at the red light and I have a kilo in the trunk, Just thought I'd let ya know" :D

I didn't know you were a farmer. LMAO

You shouldn't even mention that.:eek:

Oh wait I thought you said you plowed your own mom in the ass, my bad. :D

loved somebody so much it makes you cry?

This is reeruned, why would you report yourself? Yeah let's outrun the cops, and then call them and report myself. I remeber that time I stole a kids crayons in elementary school, and decided to walk myself down to the principals and turn myself in WTF would be the point in that. The point is to not get caught, not turn yourself in after you already got away with it.

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I commit crimes on a daily basis, and have never once considered turning myself in.

needed something so bad you can't sleep at night?

Depends on the state. However, plowing Redrum's mom's ass is one of the world's oldest traditions. I doubt that they would prosecute.

Very true.

I stole a sweet lap top.. Didn't report it.

It was in 1975, and I am still worried about the statute of limitations, so aint tellin.

Well does it actually have a statute of Limitation? If not I beleive we could guess. We won't tell.

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Oh sure it does, in fact the place is no longer in business that I liberated a part from.
Of course, I went back and paid them for it, when they were open.

:doh!: Thank God, I was starting to get worried.:D

Yeah, I was born with too much of a concious to ever be dishonest. It was a boat part, and I wanted to go boating on a Sunday, bad. So I knew where there was a part I need, then got it. Of course then I went in and paid them for it, they were rather suprised.

I'd say they was, what did they say to you when you went back? did they give you a hard time?

Never.

But I think about it all the time.

I've had all your mothers.

When my parents got divorced, my mom started working at a Burger King.
She'd bring home those big shopping sacks (the kind you get at a mall with the twine handles) full of whoppers, and throw them in the freezer. Breakfast, lunch and dinner, that's all we'd have to eat, normally.

Mom, what's for dinner?
Warm up a couple of burgers.
Mom, i'm hungry...
Grab a whopper, son...I'm going to work.

So I grew up on Blue Ridge, about 2 blocks from the 7-11 on 107th.
I'd go there nearly every day, and took all kinds of junk food. Stuffed in in my clothes, ate it while I was there (playing the Off Road video game), etc.
I probably stole hundreds of dollars in strawberry milk and Reese's PB Cups.

Once I moved in with my dad, a few years later, I never really did much to get in trouble.
One time, I accidentally left a QT without paying for my gas. I actually went back the next day and gave them the money. They looked at me like I was crazy.

Yes, but I talked my way through it.

are you reeruned?

he said 'your,' not 'my.'

Pfffft Daily, wut of it ?

Are you the one who is reeruned didn't you read the second line of my post you frigging moron.

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I used to open the Topps baseball cards when I was a kid at the store just for the gum inside.


I hear our County Sheriff may have been at a gambling party in town last week, where there was actually an armed robbery that happenned and a bunch of the gamblers were robbed. Lots of rumors floating around town right now actually.

Besides driving without my seat belt, glasses and speeding...

As a kid, I stole a few things, but I didn't know any better... as a teen, I outran some cops on a gravel road. I ran with scissors once... not sure that is a crime though.

That was some of the nastiest shit ever.

I think 99.5% of the population has done something as a child that was illegal, stealing a piece of candy from a store... stupid stuff like that, but I don't know that it's worth a thread.

There are some things from my high school and college years that would make for fun discussions... but, sharing them here? Not a chance.

But the real question is, have you ever removed the label from a mattress?

Seriously, why would I ever admit to that... are you insane? No, no no no... I would never do something so crazy like that.

Bet your heart was pounding.

What'd you dust them in?

I have used my cellphone while driving .

A juiced up John Deere...

ROFL

Were the cops on foot?

They might track your IP, then you would be ****ed.

My Brother found a car in the attic of his house after he bought it from an old Roommate. Long story but, I wasn't the one the borrowed the car or the one that put it there. I always wondered what happened to it after it disappeared from the Garage but I didn't ask because I didn't want to know. Neither of us asked asked where it went after my brother had him remove it from the attic either.

I'll one up you. I've texted while driving over the speed limit.

Oh yea....I have texted while driving a 5-speed and a drink in the other hand. THAT takes talent. (only once) :doh!:

Okay. You've got me beat. I drive an automatic. :)

How in the heck do you get a car in the attic? I could get some of my 1/18 scale diecasts up there, but not much more.

Once, many years ago, I had to hide in the attic of my house while the police were downstairs asking about where I was, that was scary, I ended up running through a graveyard in the middle of the night to my sisters car that was waiting at a convient store. I will not tell of the crime. It was about 26 years ago.

A couple of years ago I had my brothers white Ford F-150. I was driving it into the next town and met a city cop. I looked down and I was probably going 55 in a 35 or something. I new I was nailed. Any the street had two lanes of traffic in each direction, the cop was on the outside lane in his direction.

He lit the cherries and whipped a u-turn to come after me. He just didn't see that some old lady was in his blind spot and she t-boned his ass. I yelled out "yeeeee-haw" and got the hell out of town. Dumb fu@ker.

Prostitution.

ROFL

Pwned!

No, but you would think of something to do with sex, but no it was not anything to do with sex.:grr:

LOL it was like I was in a episode of Dukes of Hazzard

that was a nice edit, fwiw. it's good you know how to edit your posts, otherwise you'd REALLY be mocked as a complete ****ing idiot.

too soon for an anne frank joke?

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Chart: Statutes of Limitations in All 50 States
This might help liven things up.

There was this time we destroyed a golf course about 2am using their golf carts at least 8 (some take a better beating than others), and we had our own crash up derby at the same time and then driving them off course to crash into the creek bed when we were done. Took them a couple of days to discover all that we had destroyed. Of course lots of alcohol was involved.

This happened many moons ago...

In state and a golf course far, far, away...

THIS

What the hell?

Feeling guilty?

C'mon, it's Claythan. Anything involving him even tangentially does not involve sex.

The sega genesis station at the local retail store had a sign that said you could only play through the 15 minute demo of ALTERED BEAST one time per day. I broke that law SOOOOO many times and never reported it.

THIS AGAIN!!!!





Besides my PO might be reading this :D

I know Deputy Dawg does

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