Coworkers can be so cruel
 

So, here I am. I'm sitting here working (and posting), when, all of a sudden, the delectable odor of freshly popped popcorn comes sailing through the hallways and makes its way into my office. You know how hard it is to concentrate when your tummy starts growling?

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Jesus Christ.

:grr:

I hate it when I don't catch myself doing that.

What would we do without you

It always smells better than it tastes though.

This is very true. But then I start thinking about the turkey sandwich and fiber plus bar that are waiting for me at home. And I'm stuck here until someone else gets back. Oh well. I like taking late lunches, as they help the afternoon go by faster. I've got my Extra cinnamon gum to tide me over. :)

I hate popcorn. I'd punch them for cooking it. Apparently I'm aggressive today.

I don't like popcorn. There's something about the aftertaste that makes me think I should puke. It doesn't make puke for real, but rather makes puking seem like a good idea. I have no idea why, but I've always been that way. I never ate popcorn at the movies. Give me nachos w/hot peppers and Reeses pieces. :thumb:

I always get those at the movies, and a huge tub of popcorn im such a fatty

I'd beat the ever loving crap out of those popcorn poppers then I'd fill a large-sized Orville Redenbacher jar with kerosene and jam that up their asses along with the business end of a blowtorch then I'd pound their heads with a poker until their belly buttons popped. The bastards.

FAX

I'd just eat the popcorn.

I heard that eating popcorn vastly increases one's likelihood of developing appendicitis (I think). I haven't had any since.

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Probably Diverticulitis.

I like it when my co-workers leave the popcorn in the microwave too long and it burns it, and we have to evacuate 1000+ people from our building because the smoke alarm gets set off.

Quit your bitching. It could be something OTHER than a "delectable" odor coming down the hallway. ;)

Bet that would curb the appetite with some gusto?

There's some girl where I work that does that all the time. It doesn't set the alarm off but it smells the whole floor up.

Usually, they burn it to where it just stinks to high heaven, and you have to sit there and endure it.

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If it makes you feel any better, I brought in leftover ribs for lunch today. I simultaneously make the normal people jealous and the veggies nauseous.

You're one of those skinny super-metabolism guys aren't you?

In the middle somewhere. I used to be for sure. I'm 6'4", and my freshman year of college I weighed in at a whopping 155. I've gained about 30 since then, and I can't just go out and eat hamburgers all the time, but I don't have to be too careful about what I eat.

WTF does that have to do with anything?

I'm a fatass and I bring BBQ ribs to work and piss off just about everyone in my area. Fatass are satchel ass, pissing people off with ribs is fun. :thumb:

Don't have any vegans around me to make nauseas

sounds like you're just anti-American

The one day I really need to escape is the one day i have to wait until 1pm to go to lunch. :grr:

However, my afternoon will only be three hours long! :D

I just ate three bratwurst. In a bun. With prodigious amounts of organic ketchup.

People on the Internet can be so cruel.

My lunch was conducive to munchies.

I'm dumping right now but it sure was delicious yesterday.

Ketchup?

WTF is wrong with you?

I don't understand the question.

I know. I always put mustard on brats.

Spicy Brown Mustard and LOTS of it. Not ketchup.....ewww. :Lin:

If it is brown now that means it was YELLOW once.

Ketchup?

Huh, I didn't know you were 12. Otherwise, you imitate a functioning adult well.

Oh. I don't like mustard, unless it is Grey Poupon.

Ketchup pretty much ruins any meat it touches instantly.

I agree, with the exception of hot dogs and bratwurst.

Well I do like ketchup just NOT on Brautwurst


I bet you would dab it on a braut with your pinky finger in the air?

Ya pompous bastage. ;)

Eat something.

I only like mustard on Chicago Hot Dogs and no one blue collar enough to eat Chicago Hot Dogs eats Grey Poupon.

Cross thread/forum attempt at humor. I despise all mustard.

Does that make you any less pompous?

I don't think it has any bearing on the matter.

You would be correct. I was just mess'n with ya. You are a good sport ole chap.

I thought popcorn without the salt and butter wasnt bad for a diet?
Low calories but I guess that does take all the taste out of it.

I reserve ketchup purely for freedom fries. I can't imagine putting it on a brat.

It's still empty calories. Other than fiber, your body has little use for popcorn.

wtf is wrong with ketchup? SHUT UP

Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.

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You people really should give organic ketchup a try. It tastes completely different than that crap the Heinz puts out.

Ketchup on hot dogs is pretty gross.

The man in your avi would NEVER have put ketchup on a brat. Similarly, the 11th Commandment was: Thou shall not put any form of sauce on a steak.

LOL, that's the opposite of pussy.

I hate ketchup. I like hot sauce a lot though. I put hot sauce on everything. I would take a handful of popcorn, drop them in a bowl of hot sauce, and then eat each one individually. My mouth is watering right now just thinking about it...

Unless said steak sucks.

And people who put ketchup on hot dogs are ****ed up. I know - I'm married to one of them. :shake:

I don't understand. You've had pussy that smelled and you dove in head first?

Me, too.

Women...

My ex dipped her steak in ranch.

****in weirdo.

"Make sure it's cooked all the way through, no juices or anything..so I can smother it in Ranch and destroy any of the tiny bit of flavor that was left."

Of course, I put ketchup on scrambled eggs. Apparently some people take exception with this. It sure annoyed my ex-wife. The first time she saw me do it, we were at a McDonald's in Washington, and as I squeezed the ketchup out of the pack onto my eggs, she watched with a look of contempt and said "I want a divorce." :D

I use ketchup for this sometimes, but that's only if I don't have any hot sauce.

LMAO

My current wife always gets her steaks done well or medium well - drives me crazy. Why not just throw the damned thing in the fire? :banghead:

Medium rare for me. Medium on prime rib. :thumb:

I'm just saying that it generally doesn't smell great. I'm not a fan. But once I get down there I don't mind. It's not like I was eating nacho cheese or anything. Maybe you could think of the smell during that time of the month... *SHUDDERS* but once it's over, not bad at all.

There was apparently a study that shows that if you eat charred red meat (like well done) on a regular basis, you're 60% more likely to get pancreatic cancer. I'll try and find it now.

Eh..unless the girl you're with is generally unclean or hasn't showered/douched that day; then their shouldn't be much of an odor. Just my general experience.

Here we go:

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/147028.php

I prefer hot sauce if it's just eggs. But when I get corned beef hash and eggs (my favorite breakfast dish) I get the eggs over easy, slather the whole thing with ketchup and mix it into one great big gooey mess before eating. Yummy.

Yeah, I know. I was just saying when it's that time of the month I can't stand the smell. Once it's over, I dive right in. And isn't douching really unhealthy for a woman?

If pussy tasted like nacho cheese I'd be all over it.

I wish we could afford to eat steak on a regular basis.

No worries in that department. :D

We have self cleaning ovens.

But it's nice once in a blue moon.

What an odd thread. From popcorn to brats to ketchup to pussy.

Pretty much. I like my steak like I like my women, warm, juicy pink center. *Insert laughter here*

She also used to smother her chicken in ranch. I'd concoct marvelous marinades, and the chicken would be moist and flavorful. Then she'd just dump an asston of Hidden Valley all over it as soon as I pulled it off the grill.

I stopped seasoning/marinating her chicken to see if she'd notice.

She didn't. Ranch must just taste that kick-ass.

I don't know. I'm not a woman.

Offseason. Get over it.

Ranch dip is great with salt & vinegar kettle chips. :thumb: I also like it with fried mushrooms.

What no corn...

You're not all over it anyway? I'm crushed.


AND WTF is up with all the disdain for ketchup?!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!!! I want to punch you people!

You're very violent today.

That's better than cheese.

she should just get a hamburger with no bun. or some chicken fingers from the kids menu.

I only use ranch with wings. Some people put that shit on EVERYTHING.