Whither Hamas Jenkins?
 

I miss Hamas. I miss his unbridled vitriol for the True Fan. I miss his draft knowledge. I miss the way he ripped on Cassel and Pioli in an intelligent, non-ROR way. I miss his gentle caress and his tangy-sweet odor.

Come back, Hamas. NOW YOU'VE PISSED ME OFF!

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He's dead, i killed the worthless bastard.

He's no Mecca. This thread won't even reach 100 posts.

Can't you find somebody.....anybody besides a Planet member to have your mancrush on ?

I grant you a pardon.

oh Hamas

Well you came and you gave without taking
but we sent you away, oh Hamas
well you kissed us and stopped us from shaking
We need you today, oh Hamas

And so we begin the slow trek to 1000.

phail

Indeed.

I can't wait to hear about how Hamas has no football knowledge, and how I'm his concubine.:rolleyes:

Hamas has no football knowledge and Raised On Riots is Hamas's concubine!:D

I used to ****ing HATE Hamas...I thought he was a Grade-A, numbah one, US choice PRICK.

Finally I realized after all our wars that's not a bad thing to be.

ROFL I must be the old concubine because Hamas doesn't write, call, or send flowers anymore.:deevee::D

HAMAS!
Come home Hamas, come home.

I like the 2am "Hamas is wasted bad" threads. That shit was getting downright Zen towards the end.:)

Fixed it

I was wondering the same thing.

Though I can understand that hamas might be a bit intense for some.

But hey, it's the internet. If you mix in too much reality you're sure to be disappointed.

Those were great, as were the 1am home from gym threads.

He posted a great piece by Henry Rollins about pumping iron.

Smoke him out.

Drop the "oos" schtick, though.

Wow. Your Jazzy Scooter managed to zip over to this thread faster than I would have thought possible!

All they found of the last poster that pushed Skip too far was a pile of hair and a zipper.


Just sayin

I miss the Carl Weathers avatar.

"Get your men outta here Dutch..."

Where did he go? He get pissed? banned?

This place has gone to shit since Phobia left.

If you weren't so slow to take the hint we would be rid of your lame ass too.

:rolleyes:

Ain't gonna' happen guy. But you know this already, don't you?

Is that Hamas?!?!?

Yes, n00b, that's your hero.

Odd, I always pictured an angry black man.

You're nothing if not persistent.

And yeah, That's Hamas. I don't think he likes that everybody knows it now.

He doesn't. He neg repped me for mentioning it while inviting him to leave a KU thread.

I heard that is who is his. I couldn't believe it.

If that is true then he is so owned. I would so embarrassed. We made so much fun of him on that thread it was hilarious! ROFL

Now he always acts like he knows something about most every subject. It gets old quick. Wouldn't it be boring being the smartest guy you know. And its himself of course.

I think he is just a google search hound on most topics.

Are you talking about "n00b of the year"?

Eh, I thought it was kinda funny.

By the way, have you thought about not pissing off the so many of the regulars on here ? Hopefully, sooner rather than later you'll realize the derogatory comments, name calling, and the 'screaming I'm here, I know what I'm talking about, look at me' posting style does nothing for the board. And shows a lack of maturity.

Who are you again?

He was owned in that thread. Still laugh when I think about it.

That avatar he has is cool. He isn't black i assure you. He never pulled the race card like a couple of black (no names will be mentioned) dudes do on here from time to time.

Exactly

Now how did people figure out he was the dude with that sack of sh*t?

Just curious.

It's not just the avatar. He had unique twist on the English vernacular and a timing in threads that suggested a kind of military background, so to speak.

Could you direct some of us new-timers to said thread.

He's the dude in the picture.

The sack of shit is yet unidentified, but we believe it came from a dog.

He looks like your standard internet tough guy aka pussy.

Really? I knew that about 3 posts into his new membership.

Yeah. He came across somewhat intelligent. I will give him credit for that.

Hamas' linguistical tell is: I don't give a rat ****.

Odd juxtaposition.

He wasn't in my fanclub at all. He said some of the same crap to me with both ID's - stuff he wouldn't have known if Hamas were a fresh new user.

I.P. right?

Sorry, had it saved on my favorites......on my old hard drive......the one that crashed.

hahaha ya it would be

Thanks fella.

Frankly, I just thought the guy was entertaining. A message board isn't life or death, but some people just can't roll with a place that has loose moderation. I know that sounds ironic coming from me, but the street runs two ways in this joint, and it's pretty easy to tell who's walking the line and who's being a genuine pain in my ass.

But I learned a hell of a lot about football and drafting from him, and I kind of miss having that knowledge base to draw from.

I didn't mind him at all in his most recent form... that said, it's not like he was banned anyway.

He disappeared on his own. I'm sure he'll pop back up.

Who gives a rats ass.

What WAS his most recent form?

Hamas, of course.

Sorry, that made it sound like I knew of several... I don't. Just Matrix, and Hamas.

Good enough.:)

Wasn't there another thread about the same time about him or him complaining ?

Oh yeah, there's a "KEEP ****ING DOUBTING" thread somewhere too.

Well, close enough:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134537

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

I just repped penz for a quote from like 3 and 1/2 years ago. It was ****ing nice.

Heh...that attitude seems strangely familiar... :hmmm:

Alright youngster, don't get smartelicky with me. I'm not at home and the computer I'm on is slow as hell.:D

Are you thinking of a poster that's posting in this thread at this very moment DaFace?

Was it this one? ROFL

Of course.

That chick he was hugging on was skanktacular.

One of the funnier parts of that first thread was him bagging on Iowanian for being a loser with 25K posts, and now he sitting close to 30K himself.

I'm sure I thought I'd never amass almost 6K posts myself, though.

Perhaps. Note that I'm not in any way insinuating that there is an actual connection there. I just think the attitude similarity is interesting.

ROFL
The picture with his girlfriend.