OK, The mice are driving me crazy !
 

I have mice that I've been trapping forever. I use the victor plastic mice traps that you pinch open to set. They work great.

So I started baiting my garage with "Ramick" which comes in packs with marble sized pellets. I was told this would kill them all.

I have fed them about a 1 gallon bucket full with no response, so I put the never fail victor mouse traps out with peanut butter bait to snap their little heads off .

I checked the garage this morning and all the traps are gone !!!!!!

How in the HELL can I focus on my job with this kind of crap !!!!

Suggestions ?

Get a cat. He'll get fat

I have a cat. He's scared of the garage. And he's already fat .

And Lazy.


No wait ,thats my wife.

Put a dish out there with cracked corn and cement mix stirred together.



It's probably a chucacabra, not a rat pack.

Do you really need to focus when jerking off hogs?

have sex with one while the others watch

That really work?
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**** No !

I laid a bag of quickrete in the garage along with some broken corn kernels, and nothing!

I've found dead rats in the barn within 3' of a bag of quickcrete.



maybe you need a live trap to catch a mercenary? Get a couple of alley cats, throw them in there with a bowl of water and leave them alone for a week.

Look for "Blue Death"...it will work when Ramik wont.

What the hell is a chucacabra ?

Do I need a shotgun ?

Walker, Texas Ranger won't camp alone in Texas because he's afraid of the Chucacabra.

He better be focused if he doesn't want to put an eye out.

Safety first, I always say.

He's a puss !

I carry a .45 !

Invest in a flame thrower!

They're probably nesting in the couch. The one you set and drink on with the garage door open.

No . This is different .I've NEVER seen traps just dissapear.

Blue Death, im telling ya

Zombies.

Your cat is fat so he doesn't need to mouse. Try more cats. Skinny ones.

DNA of Willard, perhaps Ben?

Take the easy way out, call Terminex.

Nobody has said Antifreeze?

WTF People?

Old memes never die.

ROFL

those small green poison blocks work pretty good for me. they usually get a few bites off before they die

It is the gov't...

Or aliens...

Or Mighty mouse...

Keep putting the Ramik out. We had a mouse problem a few years ago and they ate the sh*t out of it for a month or so. I didn't think it was working but eventually it started lasting longer and longer and we didn't see anymore more mice.

Better cut that out. Don't make Donger call the HOA.

Probably got a pack-rat too .. they like to cart off traps .....

Give these guys a call...
 

You have to catch one, pull its head off, and hang the head up by the door to the garage so the other mice know you mean business. I bet they shit themselves when they see that head hanging up there. "Oh Jesus," they'll say," This ****er means business. Let's get the hell out of here."

BTW- they're just messing with you about the traps being gone. They're trying to get in your head.

its only funny when you know that wouldn't be a good idea

I'm putting out a live trap tonight. If they carry that off I'm NEVER going in the garage again !

horny mice
 

trap

I think those bastards from PETA are at it again. Sabotaged your efforts in your garage as part of their "mice are people too" campaign.

:cuss:

I didn't know Hog Farmer was an Islamic Jihadist!!

http://tinyurl.com/ljdroq

A short drive.


http://bum.net/pics/rimshot.jpg

"Watch and weep, you furry ****er!"

Time to man up...

Get some cats. Barn cats with take care of that problem.

True, but then he will have to go invest in a few wolves to eat the cats and the wolves will also eat his hogs. It's an ugly ugly cycle HC, I'm telling ya.

Get one of these.

http://www.hvrsd.k12.nj.us/timberlan...s/image025.jpg

I wouldn't reccomend that, the last one I had did no magic and kept shitting on the carpet.

bird bombs.

Ok. Caught the bastard in the live trap. It is a pack rat.

Now for the method of execution ????

:hmmm:

I have a M95 Barrett I've never shot.

Could use the "Judge"

Drowning?

Fire.

Antifreeze. No, I'm saving that.

Any suggestions ?

Drive far away and release it to the wild.......

or just throw it as hard as you can.