Whats the biggest age difference in a sex partner of yours
 

Apparently I'm going through a mid-life crises, or so my kids and a few friends tell me.
Since my divorce 2 years ago, and getting my life back in order, including a new Executive job which enables me to dress in a suit/tie everyday. A new vehicle and fooling around with a lot of different ladies, and the fact I can't seem to listen to my stereo in my vehicle without having it blaring:doh!:

I turn 43 this summer, and have been fooling around with a 22 y/o (nothing serious) and my friends seem to think I'm going through a mid-life thing. I'm starting to think so myself :hmmm:

After a lot of joking around by the people at work, got me to thinking that there has to be a lot of men/woman who have or are fooling around with someone way younger than them, so whats the biggest age difference you have experienced? I sometimes think it's just me, as my ex was 10 years younger than me.

7-8 years. Never with anybody older than me.

I like 'em young, I guess. :shrug:

Just so you know, I'd get with 20 year olds before 43 year olds too. I think you got the right idea.

A dog's years conversion chart would have been handy.

Dang man, they'd have to be older than my kids at least.

I'll just stick with Mrs. Inspector. Her decades of experience are worth more than being with a kid.

(it's hard to break a habit anyway....)

IIRC 3-4 years younger.

She was a full 8 years older than I was. Mr. seclark will remember her ... the Texas girl who could piss 10 feet. An amazing and beautiful woman who taught me many important lessons about life, love, cooking with corn grits, and the proper approach to the clitoris.

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I slept with a 42yr old when I was 20.

Nine years if you count fingering as "sex."

Kinda what I was thinking...

Yup,

That is an advantage, But since the ex apparantly got so great by practicing with others.....

Then again I refuse to seriously date anyone to much younger ( to much drama ) but they are fun to play with.

And yea, they are all older than my oldest

I was 21, she was 36...

I don't see anything wrong with a 43 year-old man dating a 20-something. Frankly, it makes a ton of sense. The older I get, the more I think that younger girls respect and can actually adore a more mature guy. Maybe it's the mileage or the security or the experience, but I think it makes for a potentially very good match.

The thing you have to remember is that when you're 70, she'll be in her 50s and could likely kick your ass in a fair fight.

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So where are all the Chiefsplanet Cougars?

:hmmm:

there is a certain amount of logic to this

Nine years. I was 26, she was 35.

Is that the name of the new sedan from Mercury?

If you have a daughter within 15 years younger than your girlfriend's age, then you may be, clinically speaking, a sexual pervert wishing to re-establish a relationship with your daughter using your new girlfriend as a surrogate daughter. Very sick, indeed. Ask yourself "How would you introduce your daughter to your new girlfriend"? Or would you hide your relationship with the young lady out of shame and self disgust? Do you have a history of visiting strip joints featuring young looking strippers with pre-pubescent breast formation?

5 yrs. I was 15 she was 19

Uhh not sure why I would need to, as I've always been close with my daughters.

As my daughter, she is aware that I was/have been dating someone much younger than me. She's 18, and typically gives me crap about it, as in please make sure if I have a step-mom, she has to be at least 6 years older. :thumb:

And I'm surprised it took someone this long to go there.....

Dude, who cares if she's 20 years younger?

Go have fun and don't let anyone judge you.

And wear a raincoat.

I rest my case. Beware of the effect on your daughter who may seek older men in an attempt to emulate the behaviour of a father that I hope she respects and admires.

Eighteen is a vulnerable age for a young lady who has had a good relationship with her father and may someday seek a husband with traits resembling "dear old dad's". God forbid she shies away from erstwhile superior candidates for fear that her mate, like her father, will someday molest his children or grandchildren.

Here's an example.

My "step dad" is only a year older than me. Jerry Springer stuff, right?

You know what? I don't care.. at all. The guy's been with my mom for around 12 years now, through some really tough times, and he's never, ever let her down. He's more than proven himself to me. He's family.

I still refuse to call him anything other than "Jason", though. :)

Age is just a number. (to a certain, obvious extent.)

Chauncey's about to tell you the whole relationship is Oedipal.

Im not sure, I was drunk, stoned, blind and horney... But I remember waking up to a young child saying, wake up great grandma ....

What is it with older women with younger men? I was 29, and he was 23.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure my mom has no secret desire to bone me.

Not unless your finger is a penis.

I was 24... she was 38 and married. Had her husband's blessing too.

And always carry candy.

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How would you know? It's a SECRET!

I am pretty sexy.

So she's straight up told you?

:evil:

Stop it.


Asshole.

(****in' Chiefsplanet...lol)

Muahaha

I'm just curious who on here has a 60+ year old age difference...you know someone has who's not willing to admit it!

Skip.

He's like 93. He probably picked up some 19 yr old hooker.

Hefner style.

3 years, but it was 21 in people years.

I was 17 she was 26

I went for the skip joke, too, but in my version, it was a 74 year old younger woman.

ROFL

Bro,when I turn 43, and if I am single...I want to be just like you..**** her brains out man, and enjoy that young lady

If it hadn't been for your previous irreverent posts, keg, I would ask you to monitor these posts for self-admissions of aberrant behaviour. I sense in you a somewhat mis-guided but latent wisdom in these matters. Can I trust you to offer guidance for some of the miscreants that post herein should they escape my vigilance?

when I was like 21 or 22 I got a BJ in the bathroom of Baja 600 on the Plaza from some woman who had to be in her 40's.

Other than that, I think only 5 yrs older, and probably no more than 5 years younger as well.

Well, I am from west virginia, so when it comes to familial relations, I'm your man.

I am 50, my wife is 35. We have been together for 13 years. I think she's prettier now than she was then. I think I'm uglier now than I was then. So I guess we even out. If I live five more years, I will finally have sex with a woman over 40. Unless I piss her off.

To be blunt, my wife is a great deal more attractive than the vast majority of women my own age. And I'm pretty damn happy about that.

You're a lucky man. Sounds like you're aware of it.

Sweet the new PC policeman is on duty :rolleyes:

Let me guess you took some psychology classes in college or my do it for a living?

ROFL

Older or younger?

Damn straight on both counts.

" I went to work for her that summer.... "

If no one has yet, I'm sure it will be Claythan ROFL

Anyone ever read Summer of 42? What a great book, great movie too.

He stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

For the record, I've never found age to make any difference. I've been with women that were much older, women that were much younger, and women around my age. They all bring something different and worthwhile to the relationship.

He said sex partner. Come back then.
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ROFL

Funnier than you know

Was it the one by Legends?. I know people who have their "trysts" there.
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It was a cool, spring day when I saw her, taking out her checkbook at the Hyvee. Bernice wrote out the check for $9.12 and as her hands shook I knew she was the one. When she dropped her pen I reached down to pick it up and when I handed it to her our eyes met. She squinted through her thick glasses and said "thank you". At first I was speechless and then I said "the pleasure is all mine, my lady. Do you...live around here?". She told m$e she did at the new senior center behind the store. I offered to carry her bags for her so that she could manage her walker a little easier. She thanked me and off we went.
I don't know if was the smell of her moth ball clothes are the blue veins on her arms but something got a hold of me that day and dammit, I wasn't going to let go of that lassie. When we got to her apartment she aked if I would like some tea or some vitamins. I said "No Bernice. I have all I need right here" I moved her walker to the side, grabbed her brittle frame, and pulled her close. She stammered and said, "you know Pioli Zombie, I'm nearly 35 years older than you". I said "I don't care. I'm taking you woman!" And we kissed passionately. The taste of polygrip filled my soul and I could feel my loins ready to break free.
It was then that the security guards came in and dragged me away.
But I still remember that special moment with Bernice, and neither her son or that restraining order can take those memories from me.
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Ah HA!!!!

Now I know who you are...........






SKIP!!!

Actually, political correctness is the last thing on my mind. Rather a fascinating journey through the primordial ooze of this message board. I wouldn't change a thing about it. I think it is the greatest cast of characters assembled in one place since P T Barnum's "Greatest Show on Earth".

Keep up the great postings without regard to my insights. Given the tone of the posters here I don't think that any inhibition of your thoughts is possible, anyway.

LMAO:LOL:LMAO

Skiptowne? Nah. He hates me. I think I said he had 2 Gay dads.
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**** it. Age is just another number and I never was very good at math.

8 Years Older

Never with anyone younger.

1 Year older is my lowest.

Whats worse?

A girl way younger?
A girl way older?
A hooker?
reeruned girl by the lake.
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Ahhh another eloquent poster, who see's his role as the transcendent poster. :thumb:

drunk beer goggle, 25 yrs old at the time, did a 45 yr old. she wasnt as cute the next morn, good in bed tho

LMAO

Eight years for me. Bagged a smokin 32-year-old when I was 24. That was wonderful. And my wife is eight years younger than I am.

My wife wasn't isn't born yet. But, currently. I was 25 and she was 18. You guys that checked above 20 years are my heros....as long as they were younger than you.

Actually have gone to both extremes ( had to watch how I worded that one ), was with a 37 y/o woman when I was 18. Was good, but wish I had known what I was doing then, and what I had...lol ahhh the follies of youth

I dated a 45 year old when I was 35 and a 21 year old when I was 30, but I prefer women close to my age. Luckily I don't have a daughter because I'd probably cut the dude's balls off if he was my age and trying to hook up with someone half his age.

usually it's the younger woman trying to hook up with the older guy. Guess you'd have to get her a chastity belt :p

IMO

Chastity Bely's are cool

4321

LMAO

I don't know what the deal is w/ me but I really have no want to hook up with older women :shrug: I mean, I would not be opposed to it but even if they were only 5 years older than me it would just feel kinda weird.