Can you tell me what is wrong with this picture?
 

it appears that their lights may be on, but that is just from the flash. They parked their car there and my roommates car is in front of it, you can see the rear bumper on the right. What is wrong with this?

Ford Taurus--domestic TERRORIST!!!!

I give up.

which one?

Hard to get out of your driveway?

I'd take another picture from a better view from my driveway so you can see more clearly what the problem is. But my camera needs to charge.

There likely won't be anything wrong with it until you smash it out of the way of your driveway.

problem with what?

You're Petzg's neighbor? And have a really bright porch light?

DING DING DING

yes. Now my next question is: why did they choose to park right there, when there is 10 feet of open space from the car it parked behind?

If I had an old pickup truck, I would.

They don't give a shit about your driveway would be my guess. Or, they are completely incompetent and don't know how to park a car.

Women have a hard time gauging where the front of their car is in relation to the back of another.

go get the tazer

Hell, call a few of your buds over and pick the thing up. Get about six of you, and you could probably move that little thing.

The toyota is kinda blocking the drive way?

They partially blocked the driveway and didn't cut the lawn?

I say ****ing key 'move your ****ing car" to the drivers side door

I'm thinking about this: getting my roommate to back his car up within just inches of the white car and then I will back up and park right behind it, of course the passenger side would have to go over the curb and box him in. Then when they knock on my door and ask us to move our cars, I'll say "WOW, isn't it annoying when people park ****ing STUPID!!!"

btw they've been there a couple of hours, it's not like an in and out lazy parking job.

Block the **** in

I don't like to mow when it's raining. like it has been the last few days.

Pull your car up to it, then sit on the Toyota. The car alarm will go off, and some distressed person will come running to see what's wrong. That's when you ask them to kindly move their POS.

this situation adds just a little more hatred in me for stupid people. If it's still there in an hour when I'm going to go out, I'm gonna write them a little note. I can't do what I want to do in fear of legal troubles.

You should do this. Awesome. I HATE when I see people not parking worth a shit. Unkind ****ers.

This is true. Plus they know where you live so you don't wanna start a war or anything. Don't do anything drastic, just talk to them about it and resolve things... Peacefully

of course :thumb:

What fun is there in that?

So what should the note say that I'm going to write?

Something like this

Dear toyota celica owner,

Please pay attention when you park. You see how many feet are in front of you? Did you notice that the rear end of your car is partially blocking my driveway? Did you think for maybe one second that I would have to very carefully back out and drive over the curb to get out of my driveway? I would like to know what your thought process was when you parked. Did you think at all? Did you not realize that there is at least 10 feet between the front of your car and the back of the car that is parked in front of you? Did you not think you could maybe pull up 3 or 4 more feet and not block my driveway? That still would have left you 6 or 7 feet of clearance, which I would think would be more than enough. So next time, do everyone a favor and just think. That's all.

where do you live? there has to be a city ordinance about parking w/in 2 feet of a driveway

I just had to throw that in there real fast. There are a whole lot of internet tough guys that beat there chest and talk about how they'd confront them with a 12 gauge or some shit like that, but I'd be willing to bet this could be solved with no problems whatsoever. Most people just don't want trouble...

That car might be owned by Rampage Jackson.

I'm sure there is, Lawrence KS

That explains a lot...probably a kU grad. :p

call PD and have them cite em

What's wrong with that pic is that you didn't take a sledge hammer to the back end of dumbass' car.

Damn dude, ever heard of weed killer?

Do you know anyone with AAA? Call AAA tell them you lost your keys and your wallets locked inside the trunk(solves the id problem). Ask them to tow it to the farthest toyota dealer you can find with in your AAA covereage area. Doesnt cost you anything and this dipshit wont be able to find his car for weeks.

on a new car like that they may just remove the bumpers

but it wouldn't be in the driveway anymore

common courtesy is dead and thats a fact.

Time to get hot and sweaty and leave an ass print on the windshield. The warmer you get the lower they hang.

Not bad, but I'd simply put "Learn how to park better, you're blocking my driveway. Jackass!"

Or you could mow your lawn right now and leave lots and lots of grass all over their car. It would show real well on that white car of theirs.

:LOL: This is pure fuggin genius right here!! :thumb: (I wonder if that would work?)

Or the side of their car in relation to the drive-thru ATM, or wherever the hell the back of their car is when backing up.

This happens to me at my house every focking day. We have the smallest spot in front of our drive and most people park on the street, though we actually have a usable garage, that's until people park in front of it. These idiots are ones that I would actually condone tasing :thumb:

The problem is they are neighbors and they know your car so you can only be a marginal dick to them even when they do it repeatedly. I have called the cops and gotten people tickets a couple of times. The last time I argued with the cop for 15 minutes because they refused to give the person a ticket when they were a full foot over our drive. The cop said that since we could still get out of our drive, even if we were left with an Austin Powers like turning space and it took us 5 minutes, they were not "blocking" our drive and could not be ticketed. What a crock of shit. Since then I've simply resorted to notes on the windshield kindly asking them to consider the trouble they cause us.

This is the worst thing to happen, ever.

I would call a tow truck company and have it removed. You're within your rights. They'll have to pay the tow company and the storage charge to get their car back. It will be the last time it shows up in your yard.

Id smear shit on their window... and on the car door handle. Wear gloves though.

Break into the their car and plant a bag of dope in the seat. (Sans your fingerprints.) Call the cops and have them hauled off.

Take a can of spray paint and paint a line on their trunk with a note that says "You blocked my drive way by that much. Next time, I will use a chainsaw to 'draw' the line. Have a nice day."

Depending on who they are and the type of people they are ... you can either just go knock on the door, tell them to move the car or just have the thing towed.

Pour anti-freeze in their radiator. That'll teach 'em.

Use your key to write "I touch myself" in their driverside door paint...

There appears to be a television on the front porch across the street.

Looks like an arrow / "one way street sign" with the flash reflection...

I keep a few of these in my glove box. Print this and go hang it on his window.

Or.......go get a friends truck, drag it up a few feet, strip the rims and sell them on Craigslist. Call the city the next day and tell them some nugget boy left a junk car on the street.

It does...

Looks like a one way sign to me.

Same here.

I think Guru needs an eye exam. :D

On a front porch though? Even if it is a sign, that is a very odd place for it. It is most definitely NOT on the street.

I have a street sign from Kirksville in my garage.

it's a one way sign that they have on their porch. I guess they thought it would be sweet!

I'm surprised nobody from the city has ****ed with them.