I am smarter than even I thought.
 

I got my letter a couple of days ago that i passed my Nursing Entrance Test, it had a lot of math, chemistry, biology, cellular biology, reading comprehension, now all i have to do is wait to start to school, hopefully in September.

That post was even sooo close to being grammatically correct. :p

EVERYBODY LIMBO!

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:cuss: DAMN I KNEW THERE WOULD BE SOMETHING SPELLED WRONG!!!! Well hell spelling wasn't on the test.:D

They must really be lowering the standards for nurses.

It wasn't spelling, either.

Just giving you hell. I'm a little buzzed and in a good mood. :)

Your wife lowered her standards for a man when she married you. So what. I passed the test like any other nurse has had to do, you probably couldn't pass it if you took it.

:doh!: Have a good one.

Can you say BURN!

Sincere congrats, badgirl. And I hope you're able to get into school, or whatever you need to do, in September.


PS. I'll only charge a nominal fee for any English class tutoring. :)

:) I will take you up on that. There is a waiting list for September, but definately in May, I am hoping a lot of people doesn't show up in Sept. than I may get into that class.

Hey badgirl, when you're getting ready to go out, do you prance around naked and pat yourself on the ass?

BADGIRL INVENTS COLD FUSION

No my boyfriend pats me on the ass while I prance around naked, does that answer your question?

Oh shit, I meant when you're alone.

Oh, no I don't do that.

i guess only sports reporters do?

Not as low as your wife went when she married you...fuck off my friend! She's smarter than you ever thought of being!...don't be hatin'

Dupe? Or she's recruited a coworker.

lol

Co-worker...learns from the best!

whats funny?

That you took the time to register here just to say basically the same thing that badgirl said to me.

it wasnt 'pose to come out that way, but hey what can i say, great minds think alike!...

So, two CNA's online during their shift? What facility is this?

Anyway, do you follow any sport whatsoever, or are you on a football BB just because?

its the facility that everybody comes to but nobody likes... and yeah i follow mainly basketball, but im a hardcore virginia tech fan...football's the shit...well besides basketball.

It's the facility everyone goes to when they want to get ignored by the nurses.

only assholes get ignored because we don't have time for their whining when we have REAL patients to take care of.

Oh wow. Badgirl x2?

Hospitals put all their best staff on nights while all the patients are sleeping. Fewer KIA that way.

So do I get a discount for being an asshole? If not I'm suing.

I, sir am one of the best, I know it, my patients know it, my nurse manager knows it, everyone knows it, I am damn good at what I do.:evil:

sorry...you don't qualify

hey, the more 'badgirls' the better...

That's exactly what I'm saying. You are the best. The best get buried on night staff. Strategy.

I am on night shift cause it pays more, I chose it , it didn't choose it.

I am on night shift cause it pays more, I chose it , it didn't choose me.

Night shift is an ENTITY!

No man...the best bury on nights!

Hey let's see you do what we do and still spell EVERY SINGLE ITTY BITTY WORD CORRECTLY AT FREAKIN 3:00 IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!! oh...and maybe the fact that you live with yo momma in her basement you can spell...only cause she helps you...damn. you aint got no room to talk...literally!...hey how sticky is your keyboard

Shut the **** up ye scurvy slut! Or blackbeard longdick will have ye keelhauled by yer slutty nostrils! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

oh wow...did mommy play pirates with you when you were wittle? oh how sweet! BITE ME!

oh and by the way, your cussing looks GREAT with a "the lord is my shepard" signature you two-faced mommy's boy

this reminds me of the candystripers porn movies

WTF????

.

you are one sick freak!

do they make those striped ones in scrubs now a days?

thanks

is the hospital really haunted like badgirl says?

what's a patient gotta do around here to get a spongue bath. Also my bedpan is ripe.

wouldn't know

depends on your definition on haunted

not my place to say...and it sounds like you have a personal problem!

relax. Just joking.:D

welcome aboard. Slap badgirl on the rear and say Booger says nice going on the test.

ghosts and stuff like that

she said this one really spooky ghost looked like Abe lincoln but when he talked he sounded like Cartman from south park.

The Lord is My Chauffeur, and I want strippers! :cuss:

So babygirl, do you bitch when you have to do your job and take a patient some orange juice?

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread.

But like all Badgirl threads, it's hard not to watch the inevitable train wreck.

This.

Nietzsche would be proud!

Congratulations! That is a very big deal! Smart career move too. You should never be out of work.

definitely

Just for the record, I do have the utmost respect for those in the medical profession, regardless of the position they hold. I doubt I would last a day doing what all of you do. I was just giving Badgirl shit.

Congrats, :clap: I have a neice in nursing school.

I am in rm 212, can I get the pictures which correspond with this thread? :)

Then. I will tutor you in English, for a nominal sum. We can negotiate compensation privately!

Who's going to tutor you in tutoring?

;)

:clap::p

That's all you got that was wrong with that sentence?

Do the night shift nurses hook. I mean come on there is a goldmine to be made.

I just picked a glaring example!

Congrats!!! From experience, it is more difficult to pass those exams, the older one becomes!!! So, not only are you smart ... you are still smart!!!

alright.
well thanks...i gotta feelin this is gonna be fun...(this site, not slappin badgirl on the ass)

Congratulations! There's nothing more satisfying than the view from the next higher rung on the ladder.

honesty? it all depends on who the patient is...but most of the time, no. why?

so then why did you? nothing made you...so if all you're gonna do is bitch and rag on my friend in her success you can just take your happy little cartoon lovin ass right on back where you came from.

oh really? thanks!
not. and i care about this...why?

finally...somebody with a little respect...
thanks...

ok.