Dont choke Kyle Orton lol
 

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Gay or Straight or Drunk...that is the question... What a winner!

I'm gonna go with "all of the above". NTTAWWT.

Orton Goes DEEEEP!! I can see it now LOL

Orton is only to be referred to as Neckbeard.

Knowmo will be here in a few to "back him up."

Oh, couldnt see his beard though all that white stuff on his chin.

Knowmo - That was back in 2006. Hes a changed person now...

Holy crap! That first picture has gotta be one of those times he wishes he had the memory eraser pen from Men In Black for everybody! I've been pretty wasted in my life and have yet to get that close to another dude's crotch...

As a Bronco fan I hope he handles a pigskin better than he handles a foreskin!!!

By the looks of the first picture, that's not a neckbeard, its a ball tickler.

We, as mere mortals, need to show him some respect and refer to him as Captain Neckbeard.

WTF is it with Bronco QBs since Elway? Griese a drunken asshole players used for a punching bag when he wasn't tripping over pets. Plummer a pick throwing asshole that can't learn. Cutler gets diagnosed with diabetes and turns into a major vagina. I don't know if Brister had problems or not.

You guys notice in that 3rd pic his boyfriend trying to make a move on him?

Looks like he will fit in nicely with Denver

Well Bubby was a Chief for a year. We wouldnt allow those other guys to play for us.

You think he can fit Brandon Marshall in there?

I do recall Peterson making a play for Griese and driving up his price.

I don't know about Plummer or Griese being an asshole. Griese was nerve racking and pissed me off but he was all about contributing back to the community (see Judi's house) and Plummer just seemed like one of the guys who had some great athletic talent. Don't see how either one of them qualifies as an asshole to be honest...

Is that a man down there?

I recall Griese not being liked by teammates. I remember a interview that Plummer did with the KC media. If you didn't hear asshole you'd have to be mother****ing deaf.

heh

Holy shit.....I just figured out who Kyle Orton reminds me of....

Kyle Orton and Josh McDaniels rethink their decision to sign with Denver after visiting KC

http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content...r_photo_04.jpg

So you remember an interview Plummer did w/ a division rival media and that shaped your perception. Also, you recall that Griese was not like by his teammates which is real definitive. I guess with all this convincing evidence I am as mother****ing deaf. Great great post...

I didn't think that the Broncos could possibly find more of an alcoholic than Cutler.

Knowshow & Champ Bailey enjoy a night out on the town with Kyle Orton....

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I feel safe in calling you asshole, too.

Now that's some funny shit!!!

Kyle Orton leads the first team meeting at Bronco training Camp.

Kyle Orton, is a 1 man wolf pack!

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Another great post! I am an asshole so you should feel just as safe calling me that as I am calling you Lucky Pierre!!!

This guy is going to be fun to watch. ROFL Does he fill his water bottle with Jack?

"Hey guys, Bow your heads and pray for our safety at Arrowhead"

http://www.hbo.com/deadwood/img/cast...aymckinnon.jpg

Assholes are not a rare commodity.

Every time he throws a pick or incomplete pass, everyone at Arrowhead should shout

"NOT YOU, FAT JESUS!"

You should know Pierre, you should know...

Do I tickle you?

Not from the middle position you sure did not Pierre. I should ask if I tickled your intestines from the back position there LaLa Chappelle?!?

Bubby was a Chief for an off-season/preseason. Was cut prior to the regular season.

Words just don't have that effect on me.

has this guy ever heard of a 'glass'?

I assume you mean someone other than Pat Bowlen...

How about we just call a truce?

I'm an asshole and you're Lucky Pierre and we'll just both live our lives knowing this little fact...

WTF is it with Bronco QBs since Elway? Griese a drunken asshole players used for a punching bag when he wasn't tripping over pets. Plummer a pick throwing asshole that can't learn. Cutler gets diagnosed with diabetes and turns into a major vagina. I don't know if Brister had problems or not.

Hmmm....

Unique perspecitve. Must've taken a lot of analysis (or just anal since you are Lucky Pierre) to cum up with that while taking it from both sides. Good job. First quality post I can remember you coming up with...

Shanahan must have been to hard on the boys. Now that the QB genious is in the house things will change.

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't **** the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

ROFL

OK. New best post of this thread...

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Interestingly enough, the bears and the donks will be playing the exact same
NSFW song as these players are introduced.

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mo worries!
 

No worries...Orton was quoted as saying "I thought if you were drunk it didnt count"?

Word from Denver is that Coach Mc says Orton is a waaaaaaay better kisser than Cutler.....All is good in Donk land!!

no worries!
 

No worries...Orton was quoted as saying "I thought if you were drunk it didnt count"?

Word from Denver is that Coach Mc says Orton is a waaaaaaay better kisser than Cutler.....All is good in Donk land!!

Whoa, you mean this isn't true?!? Another lie sold to me by the main stream media!!! :)

I actually like the fact he can put a few down. didn't seem to hamper Elway if you have your priorities straight... And before anybody gets on me for comparing Orton to Elway know that I am already berating myself. I didn't compare their athletic abilities, however, just their ability to throw back a jack and coke which I can always admire...