-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
 

Hmmm. Maybe ask her out on a date?

Ask her over to your place for dinner. Make a nice sensual meal. Have great sex. Rinse and repeat.

Just ask her if she wants some company while your friend is away. Or just ask her how she feels about casual sex.

I'm a firm believer in the direct approach, piss on the games and shit. :shake:

Just take your time be flirtaous and let the flow take you where you need to go.
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Dick in a box

Not quite as good as your Niner, huh?

What is with all the getting laid threads lately, did people lose all their game?

No shit.

Piss on the advice, I want some damn pics. :cuss:

fwiw, I need no advice, currently working my way through the housekeeping staff at work :D

If you are at this age and you need advice to get laid all I can say is if you have to ask you'll never know.

Dude, she tried to call you.

If you can't close this deal, I'll be greatly disappointed.

Only advice I will ever contemplate seeking is how to land a keeper. As apparently I seem to pick the headcases when it comes to long term relationships. :cuss:

So for now, I think I'll stick to enriching the lives of sexually needy (or not) woman. :D

I thought you didn't know shit because you haven't had a relationship in a while or so I heard. :)

Not all of us have a chubby telemarketer we can call for advice.

Well, she tried to call you... so, that's one hell of a softball lobbed in your general direction.

Stop THINKING about it, rub one out... make a call and go grab drinks.

PIIHB

Shouldn't you be at an AA meeting?

well GoSimple...

I'd read the old III threads in the HOC or one of the 10,000 posts in the how to get xyz laid thread.

SO? :shrug:

You should have immediately called her back when you got home, just to make sure you had the right number.........

And there you go.

She did everything but text you and say, "Please probe my orifices."

advice is fun but the girl has to be interested and then you have to learn how to work your game. Believe me playing guitar outside girls windows and being all stubborn or writing love letters just gets your pepper sprayed

That was really stalkerish wasn't it?

:clap:

Would you want your girlfriend being hit on by some dude you don't know? Leave it alone dude.

:clap:

Sounds to me like she was ready to go the other night. This hook-up really shouldn't even require much effort on your part. Call her and you are good to go

While she is sitting in a chair (or just sitting wherever), move behind her, unzip your pants, remove your penis and lay it upon her shoulder.

If she doesn't attack it (in a bad way), you're in, literally.

GHB and some handcuffs................oh wait.

Very

Has she given you "The look"? If you pay attention you'll notice a certain, kind of dreamy, sexy, I'd like to f*** you kind of look they give you. That is if thats what she has in mind.
Oh, WTF man. Just take her out somewhere see how things go and take it from there. It ain't Rocket Science.

Sabrina has the boyfriend, not Christie. At least that is how I read it.

Glory hole!

Just remember that if you nail this casual piece, you'll probably ruin any future chance with the neighbor, assuming she really is different when it comes to sex.

Well, they ARE neighbors. He could just drill through the wall.

Not if his performance isn't subpar. :evil:

SR if you give me her number I will ask her for you ;)

My bad I get a FAIL on that one.

You just stole my line ..... III will be here soon for a visit, I can hook you up with his Big Game moves.

Slip a note in her locker. :D

FYP.... fill in the blanks, and you got it made/

Start a txting conversation with her. You'll be flirting in no time.

I hope if you bang her she gets pregnant, then that would make this thread worth it.

always works.
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Simple, best idea here.

I'd say send her a text following the template laid out in the link below:

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

Originally Posted by HK_kr3w
me- can i tap dat?
her- fck yeah get your cock in my mouth
me-yay i love you
her- mhmmm
me- when can i come over baby
her- in 10 minuets
me- cant wait

i had sex with her and im only 14




ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Find an excuse to start texting her. Keep your messages open ended and SHORT. Use less words and MORE punctuation to make your point. Think of this like attracting a cat to come and play with a ball of string. Don't just throw the ball at the cat, or she won't give a shit about it. Let her see that there is something moving over there... Perhaps it's a ball? Perhaps it would be fun to...

Chase...
A bit...


Then hold still.


Then throw yourself across the room quickly in a direction opposite of the cat's intended path and she will jump on you quicker than she can call you her own pajamas.

Also, alcohol.


Seriously though. Just send her the text "wine drinker?"
when she sends back something like "of course" (at this point she's wondering if it's a question or an invite)
You send back something like "red or white?"
She: "white" (now she's intrigued)
You: "REALLY? :( "
She: "whats wrong with WHITE?"

From there you just keep up the short messages. Always be assertive and kinda funny until she agrees to HAVE that glass of wine. Don't apologize too much, and don't talk too much. When you do talk, make it count though and be passionate and energetic. Talk about your philosophies and keep the conversation about BIG ideas about life. Don't go into 20 questions mode, ie: what's your favorite band, favorite color, where were you born, etc...? That stuff is boring and wrote. Above all though... BE AGGRESSIVE. Don't be afraid to touch, and if it's returned, touch liberally! Build tension ALL THE TIME. Don't cross lines until she's ready to tear you apart. And GOOD LUCK.

Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.

Walk over to the neighbors house wearing nothing but a snuggie while holding a bottle of gin (for her).

It works every time.

Yep.

I don't know wtf is going on in here.

This is how I used to think. For 27 years the only girls I got were the ones that expressed an interest in me and chased me, and I just happened to like them a little bit too. (usually not though).


Then I met an ultra hottie and she and I became friends. I fell in love and pursued, but to no avail. After months and months of conversations and some knock down drag out honesty, I figured out that my problem was a complete and total lack of game, confidence, and aggressiveness. Once the light switch got turned on... Now she's my girlfriend. She STILL isn't very attracted to me, but she's addicted to me and she holds on TIGHT because there are at least three other women that are waiting in the wings now.

probably avoid going on line and discussing it with a bunch of like minded football fans.

Go over there and watch a Chuck Norris movie.

That right there will get her really wet and in the mood.

Then dash to the bathroom and act like you have to take a really huge shit. Remember this has to be at her place, not yours.

Then come running out of the bathroom in your wizard gown and hat and tell her that you're ready to cast spell level 9 Eroticism on her. (make sure you bolt lock the doors in case she tries to run and leave, this is usually the first reaction to most women I've been with).

Then proceed to go to the kitchen and make some Cream of Wheat over the stove top. If she asks what you're making tell her it's none of her business, because really it's not. It's your Cream of Wheat, you bought it with your own money and took time away out of your schedule to go to the store to purchase it, and she doesn't need to be going through your personal life, as you guys just met.

And when you're ****ing her (obviously the girl has no choice but to drop her panties for you as she can't possibly resist you now) start talking shit, but do it like Randy Jackson would critique someone on American Idol, so she doesn't cry, because when a woman cries in bed that can ruin all the fun. When she's moaning, yelling etc., look at her in the eyes and tell her that she sounds exactly like your own mother. At that point that usually causes them to buck a little bit because they think you're creepy by this point so make sure you're holding on the something.


Then afterwards smoke a big ass bowl of weed, and watch the rest of the Chuck Norris movie. Ask her if she wants to play multi-player Golden Eye on Nintendo 64, because obviously after every fling, every man should play a round of Golden Eye multi-player and I'm more than sure you have your 64 out in your car waiting, like most guys do. If she tells you to leave, do so in a polite manner. But don't forget to take your Wizard hat, gown, and wand with you.

And if you really wanna be nice a make a great impression, leave a couple coupons for sweet deals on her fridge from your local Laser Tag.

Yeah, okay, good luck with that. Let's try to steer others away from possessive psychos who don't know what they want.

lol

...

I like everything mentioned above. Wizard costume is a little weird but I'm flexible.

Duh...get her drunk!

Esto

A woman knows instantly whether she is interested in a man in 'that' way, and it's almost impossible to change whichever direction that points in.

Yeah, that's the popular theory. Fortunately, for the persistent male, it's a load of crap.

Hey ! Hey now !

There will be NO touching on a football board.

Fortunately for the dreaming male, we'll let you believe that.

It happens all the time, but it's not the subject of this thread, so I'll just leave it at that.

Sorry, dude. That "alpha" shit is for losers. But good luck anyway.

That's convenient.

So I'll just talk to wild1 and Brock.

TOTALLY AGREE DOODES.

guilt, pity, mercy, denial, and bare hedonism happen. that does not change the factual basis of my statement

Im not giving you advice. I'm saying the girl already knows if she wants to poke you.

Thanks sweetheart.

Oh, you just haven't had the 99.95 patented Jedi mind trick played on you.

"Send for my free DVD starter pack, AND YOU TOO CAN BE AN ALPHA DOG."