-- Have you ever paid for phone-sex?
 

:spock:

Of course not. Have you?

Seriously?

Have you ever had sex to pay for a phone?

Me neither.

But I know a guy, and him and her GOT IT ON! Whoo-wee!

No, no they didn't. But you can imagine what it'd be like.

Another Gay thread by GoSimply.

I only paid for phone sex once, when I got too horny from staring at the hot chick in the apartment across from my building.

Back in the 80s when I first got out of college, there was a triple witching hour of decreased long-distance costs, increased use of 800 numbers, and the rise of phone sex lines. They were kind of a phenomenon for a couple of years. So one night a girlfriend and I saw an ad somewhere and decided to call and check it out.

It was the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. It wasn't live, but rather pre-recorded. I don't remember if we knew that beforehand, but I suspect we did because I don't think we would've had the nerve at that age to call a live line. Anyway, it was some woman with a horrific twangy southern accent reading a book with absolutely no thought whatsoever, just reading line after line like it was a cookbook or something. "Hay put his [censored] in hair [censored] an' yailed 'holy mamma this fells gud' and shay moaned 'yay-us, do mah [censored], bay-bee. Do it rail hard'."

It was not stimulating in any way, shape, or form. In fact, it was really kind of gross and embarrassing, and we hung up within about two minutes, amidst grimaces and looks of disgust.

So... what ur saying is that ur the 1 vote for "Yeah, I have *shudder*"? :D

No. I saved my cash for the phone-divorce.

That sounds much more costly.

Wouldn't you rather pay for the real thing?

Besides, aren't guy more visually stimulated? Put in a porno.

Surprisingly not, if you skip the preliminaries and go directly to it...

Not

it's much cheaper and more fulfilling to pay for real sex............................I mean............

Haven't even considered it.

I called once on a pay phone. So I guess technically I did.

me and my friend did back when i was like 13 just to **** around and see what it was like, and I heard about it from my parents later that month when they received the $45 dollar phone call on their bill. I was young and reeruned and with some friends at the time. My parents were NOT happy to say the least.

LOL, me and my friends found one of the numbers in the back of a newspaper. After school we all went to the corner to use the pay phone. We were all huddled up trying to hear the sexy lady's pre recorded voice.

Is your 6 month grounding up yet?

Nope, but i have had it. NO problems admitting that. Paying for it is a bit much. wouldnt pay for any kind of sex. Well, thats a lie, maybe if the chick was totally smoking, but i havent yet. haha

I had a roommate who let a skank shack up with him (and me :grr: ). She was positively vile, but the roommate was an ugly-assed geek who couldn't do any better. Any way, the bitch couldn't find a real job, so she started doing phone sex. The thought of it was nearly enough to make me puke - some poor loser whackin it thinking he's talking to the shit-hot model in the magazine ad when he's actually talking to a trailer park scumbag with half her teeth rotted out. :Lin:

Word of warning - the shit-hot model in the magazine HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN GET YOU OFF ON THE PHONE.

Sorry, I don't see how if you were bored this would pop up in your head to ask anyone.. Even if you are telling the truth, we all are going to think you have now..

That's why they call them a phone jack? I did not know that.

nope, thought about it once.
decided against going thru with it in fear the old toothless seahag would hang up on me.
then I remembered why I divorced her.

ROFL

Nope. I work on phones all day. Last thing I want to do is talk on the phone at home.

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uh, eww

What are you wearing?

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sad

I used to pay for insider wwf information. (was a big mr perfect fan)

lies

No, and I don't really see the point. I guess it would be more for lonely people that just wanted to talk? It wouldn't really turn me on I don't think to talk dirty to some stranger on the phone. I feel the same way about chat lines... meh better things to do.

ROFL

Once, by mistake. I called to see what it was but they switch you to the "pay line" without really telling you. I hung up after like 30 seconds but they have a 1 minute minimum charge so it showed up for like 5 bucks on the phone bill. :/

Paid for it?

No, never paid for it.

ROFL

i didn't have that kind of money so I would have to get creative and use my speak and spell unfortunately it would filter out bad words but it would say "I will blow you're candle out" but you had to cover up the spaker on the "candle Out part" I was also suprised it blocked the word cock when there was a rooster in the barn yard collection of texes instrument toys/

I'm thinking maybe me and the wife will take our cell phones to bed tonight. I'll give her a call and ask her to talk dirty to me.

SR admit it, you did pay for phone shex.

my girlfriend used to call her pussy the mailbox. like I have to go check the mailbox was code. I was made to find the mailbox full when the mailman came home early

He gives a good rim job. See

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2...1250650739.jpg

No, but then again, I'm not a Dbag.


If I want to hear a woman talk dirty on the phone, I'll call Brideowanian and tell her I broke her grandmother's vase or spilled pop on the carpet.

I call all the time for phone sex. But I charge it all on my Broncos-loving friends and their credit cards.

No, and I don't see how it would work until they make the holes in the phone bigger