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Ugly Duck 08-23-2009 11:08 PM

Orton Hears a Boo, by Dr. Suess
 
Good stuff in the CBSsports.com Broncos Camp Report:

The Denver Broncos -- for the moment -- are a dumpster fire.

The potential for implosion is almost Oakland Raiders-like.


link: http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/12098615

Silock 08-24-2009 01:47 AM

The AFC West is now the joke of the NFL.

Over-Head 08-24-2009 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silock (Post 5996258)
The AFC West is now the joke of the NFL.

Not compleatly, at least Sandy Eggo has "something that resembles" a football team:banghead:

Kerberos 08-24-2009 07:10 AM

Once again ....... Where is BlowMo to defend his team.

I really think he is the only one that doesn't see this as a train wreck in Dungver.






[Quote] Things seem normal. They resemble many scenes at camps across the NFL except there's one difference: The Denver Broncos -- for the moment -- are a dumpster fire.

The potential for implosion is almost Oakland Raiders-like.

The problems for the Broncos began when McDaniels photon-torpedoed the locker room by trading Jay Cutler and making Kyle Orton the starter. Orton responded by tossing three interceptions on three drives in his first preseason game. Orton at times looks like he's in over his head, like a frat boy suddenly commissioned with delivering a keynote address at the United Nations.

The star receiver, Marshall, remains at odds with the team. Well, actually, to say that Marshall and the Broncos are at odds is like saying the birthers and President Obama had a mild disagreement. There is such dislike and distrust between the Broncos and Marshall that another 38th parallel might be needed.
[Quote]

Did anyone else "ALMOST" feel sorry for Denver Fans reading this?

TEX 08-24-2009 07:23 AM

The Cheating Donx brought all this on themselves, now they have to sit back and live with it. Their situation reminds me of where we were the second we hired Herm ****ing Edwards. It's gonna get way worse before it gets better...

LaChapelle 08-24-2009 07:23 AM

Young McDaniels has farmed out the Broncos
Eee-aaw eee-aww eee-aaw oooh

Bwana 08-24-2009 07:25 AM

[quote=Kerberos;5996364]
Quote:


Did anyone else "ALMOST" feel sorry for Denver Fans reading this?
That would be a NO.

Molitoth 08-24-2009 08:02 AM

The Broncos will win 3 games this year.

Chief Chief 08-24-2009 08:17 AM

I do not like them Broncos, man;
I do not like them, Sam I am.

Quesadilla Joe 08-24-2009 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 5996426)
The Broncos will win 3 games this year.

LMAO

ClevelandBronco 08-24-2009 08:40 AM

On the bright side, I get to watch hockey earlier this year.

gblowfish 08-24-2009 08:45 AM

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Kyle Orton Sucks It one hundred percent.

ClevelandBronco 08-24-2009 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 5996487)
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Kyle Orton Sucks It one hundred percent.

Theodor Geisel rep coming your way...

Reerun_KC 08-24-2009 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TEX (Post 5996378)
The Cheating Donx brought all this on themselves, now they have to sit back and live with it. Their situation reminds me of where we were the second we hired Herm ****ing Edwards. It's gonna get way worse before it gets better...

This, We loaded up on Epic Fail with Herm, True fans preached how he would fix the defense and not touch the offense or how he went to the playoffs.. Blah Blah Blah...

Denver is going thru epic suck fail just like we went through...

Feels good to laugh at them now, instead of the ENTIRE NFL laughing at us with Mr Keen Eye for Talent gracing our sidelines...

ClevelandBronco 08-24-2009 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 5996497)
This, We loaded up on Epic Fail with Herm, True fans preached how he would fix the defense and not touch the offense or how he went to the playoffs.. Blah Blah Blah...

Denver is going thru epic suck fail just like we went through...

Feels good to laugh at them now, instead of the ENTIRE NFL laughing at us with Mr Keen Eye for Talent gracing our sidelines...

As much as I agree that the Broncos are in a problematic situation, I doubt that they're going 2-14 anytime soon.

manchambo 08-24-2009 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 5996426)
The Broncos will win 3 games this year.

This little ****er has ****ed us so bad that we can't even cheer for that. The team is bad enough to get a really high pick for the first time in 20-odd years and he traded it away. For a second round pick.

Quesadilla Joe 08-24-2009 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by manchambo (Post 5996703)
This little ****er has ****ed us so bad that we can't even cheer for that. The team is bad enough to get a really high pick for the first time in 20-odd years and he traded it away. For a second round pick.

:deevee:

ClevelandBronco 08-24-2009 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by manchambo (Post 5996703)
This little ****er has ****ed us so bad that we can't even cheer for that. The team is bad enough to get a really high pick for the first time in 20-odd years and he traded it away. For a second round pick.

Thanks for pointing that shit out.

****, ****, ****.

ClevelandBronco 08-24-2009 10:21 AM

And ****.

rambleonthruthefog 08-24-2009 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silock (Post 5996258)
The AFC West is now the joke of the NFL.

no, it was last year, too

CoMoChief 08-24-2009 10:23 AM

Denver fires McDaniels after the season in 2011,

Than hires Herm for the 2012 season ROFL. Oh what great joy that would bring to me.

ClevelandBronco 08-24-2009 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5996735)
Denver fires McDaniels after the season in 2011,

Than hires Herm for the 2012 season ROFL. Oh what great joy that would bring to me.

You are Satan himself.

Agent V 08-24-2009 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 5996718)
:deevee:

Don't make fun of your fellow Broncos fans for not cheering for left-handed interceptions.

ClevelandBronco 08-24-2009 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chief103182 (Post 5996802)
Don't make fun of your fellow Broncos fans for not cheering for left-handed interceptions.

We've done the left handed pass for an INT-TD before...

JD10367 08-24-2009 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 5996487)
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Kyle Orton Sucks It one hundred percent.

Orton doesn't suck it, take it from me,
He's just a bit more of a system QB.
He's not a top-tier passer, that's plain to see,
And Denver will be scoring less 7, more 3.
With Denver becoming a big ball of suck,
Orton will find himself plum out of luck,
That football, he'll pull into his belly to tuck,
And run for his life since his offense will f**k
The poor Neckbeard right up his ol' poopety-chute...
There's little chance Denver brings home postseason loot.
More likely the bottom-feeders, a high draft spot to boot,
Their coach will be fired, and Chiefs fans will hoot.

Pitt Gorilla 08-24-2009 11:07 AM

2 Questions.

1) Don't get me wrong, it is awesome that it happened, but why in the world would Denver trade Cuter? A lot of teams would kill for a very good, young starting QB and Denver shipped him off for NeckBeard and picks. Unreal.

2) Why do Denver fans defend this trade? I understand supporting your team, but this is similar to Quentin Castile going from potential Heisman winner to "eh, we have better players anyway." Can't people just admit that the situation might suck?

ClevelandBronco 08-24-2009 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 5996831)
Orton doesn't suck it, take it from me,
He's just a bit more of a system QB.
He's not a top-tier passer, that's plain to see,
And Denver will be scoring less 7, more 3.
With Denver becoming a big ball of suck,
Orton will find himself plum out of luck,
That football, he'll pull into his belly to tuck,
And run for his life since his offense will f**k
The poor Neckbeard right up his ol' poopety-chute...
There's little chance Denver brings home postseason loot.
More likely the bottom-feeders, a high draft spot to boot,
Their coach will be fired, and Chiefs fans will hoot.

You have no sense of meter.

JD10367 08-24-2009 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 5996839)
You have no sense of meter.

You have no chance in hell of getting to 8-8.

Kerberos 08-24-2009 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 5996509)
As much as I agree that the Broncos are in a problematic situation, I doubt that they're going 2-14 anytime soon.

There's nothing wrong with going 2-14. It builds character and pretty much guarantees a top 5 draft pick. :)

LaChapelle 08-24-2009 11:30 AM

I hear Champ has lost a step(Mane). I don't think he throws the fear into QBs like he once did.

Sweet Daddy Hate 08-24-2009 11:35 AM

That was delicious.

Chief Faithful 08-24-2009 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 5996509)
As much as I agree that the Broncos are in a problematic situation, I doubt that they're going 2-14 anytime soon.

Your right, you have to start 4-2 then finish the season 4-12. Then the 2-14 season will come.

Halfcan 08-24-2009 01:07 PM

fug the donks

Hog's Gone Fishin 08-24-2009 01:16 PM

I really am starting to feel bad for the Donkey fans. They don't deserve this.



































































BWAAHAAA !!!!!

JUST KIDDING !!!!!!!

ClevelandBronco 08-24-2009 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerberos (Post 5996909)
There's nothing wrong with going 2-14.

Well, yeah, actually there is.

Mile High Mania 08-24-2009 01:58 PM

I'm interested to see what happens this week considering all the drama... I really don't care about preseason, but I hope Orton does well while Cutler struggles... if for no other reason than to listen to others say that preseason doesn't matter.

Over-Head 08-24-2009 02:03 PM

[quote=Bwana;5996380]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerberos (Post 5996364)

That would be a NO.

This

Over-Head 08-24-2009 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerberos (Post 5996909)
There's nothing wrong with going 2-14. It builds character and pretty much guarantees a top 5 draft pick. :)

Then Detroit must be swimming in the fuggen stuff!ROFL

Over-Head 08-24-2009 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 5996943)
That was delicious.

Shut up fool.
Your suposed to be leaving remember?

Sweet Daddy Hate 08-24-2009 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Over-Head (Post 5997429)
Shut up fool.
Your suposed to be leaving remember?

Eat dick, Donk.

CrazyPhuD 01-03-2010 05:59 PM

ROFL

Hammock Parties 01-03-2010 06:01 PM

Patience is a virtue.


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