Haley should take over the Cheerleaders
 

1. He'd run them until they lost weight.
2. He'd get rid of the ones from the previous regime who couldn't get it done.
3. He'd pick up veteran FAs who were recently stars on other squads.

Sorry, this one isn't headed to the Hall of Classics.

The Chiefs should just head over to Bazookas and pick up a whole new squad there.

I've only seen 1 Chiefs cheerleader in the past 3 years that made anything stir in my pants.

I'm sure it takes a lot of blood pumping to get that huge wang of yours in motion....

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Its not so much the length. I am average there.

Its the girth. I can get friction on a pickle jar.

TMI

By the way, every Chiefs cheerleader is hotter than 90 percent of Chiefsplanet significant others. You're all full of shit.

I would take most CP posters significant others over a woman who needs 2 pounds of make up to look "hot".

That's not the point. The point is that our cheerleaders would not be cheering for other NFL teams.

Please.

Most of the tards on here would be falling down with their tongues wagging out if a Chiefs cheerleader wiggled her ass at them.

Even Dane.

It takes time to build a cheerleading squad. Maybe after the other teams trim their rosters, Haley can pick some cheerleaders off the waiver wire. :shrug:

I've never understood why anyone gives a flying **** about a bunch of skanks who bounce around on the sideline of a football game. If want to see some hoes I'll google some pr0n.

I'd rather see Todd Haley in one of those skirts than most of those girls :Lin:

Sorry. No.

Then again, I don't have 25+ years of repressed sexual frustration so perhaps its just a point of view thing.

How dare you hate on the arts, sir.

Post your wife.

Those skanks are proud of themselves, though. Some hold regular jobs, teachers and shit, and can't wait to get out to Arrowhead to pimp themselves for $100 per game, or whatever chickenshit amount it takes for them to do their thing.

Moot point.

90% of all people are ugly as **** and either don't know it or don't accept it.

This. That. And the other thing...

I'm not posting shit. She is not a member of this board and I would not invade her privacy like that.

She is my wife you ****ing prick... not some married skank I found on Adult Friend Finder who could not make me cum or any of the others ones you have gone out with and could not even get on a second date.

If her job was to prance around half naked then by all means.

Serious question: what size does she wear?

Don't hate on the chiefs planet ladies. Claython.
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I think you have just revealed something about yourself you wish you hadn't...

Serious question, what do your dates think when they find out you live in mommy's basement and have a Boba Fett costume in your closet?

How do they react when you make them believe you are more successful than you really are when you tell them them you are a "publisher of a sports magazine" only to find out its a two bit hack of a blog?

How about when you tell them you drive a Mercedes and they find out its a 1987 piece of shit that you can't even figure out how to change the battery on and have to go ask for help on forums?

Some things are off limits Wendler. My wife is #1 on that list.

I'm not hating on Chiefsplanet ladies. But there are a TON of hypocrites on this board when it comes to women.

Seriously, do you think the fat, balding, middle-aged Planeteer contingent is hitting ANYTHING even REMOTELY comparable to this?

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008...chiefs_400.jpg

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2007/1105...leader_200.jpg

This thread is comical.

Don't make bullshit statements if you can't back them up.

To end this thread -

The Chiefs cheerleaders are smokin' hot. However, they could not crack the lineup on 90% of the other NFL teams cheerleading squads.

Irony.

This thread is brought to you by GoChiefs, who "provides the inside skinny" on all things Chiefs.

What the hell is a bobba fet?

I can throw a football 75 yards.

Agreed.

But 99 percent of Planeteers would still drool over them if they met them at a bar out of uniform and attempt to a) drunkenly hit on them or b) leer like a perv.

lolgai

I think with all this discussion of CP wives...I will give MTG's wife a call atleast I know she can't get pregnant!

I can back them up with screen shots and links.

The question is... do you want me to back it up in public or do you want to abide by my wishes that my wife is off limits and we drop this conversation?

LMAO

I just posted two Chiefs cheerleaders. Are you saying NEITHER of them arouse you?

I'd hit that blonde....

I think a lot of cp guys here got hot babes for so claython your mind too cloudy in your view of the cheerleaders.
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Don't ****ing deflect.

Answer me.

Do I post it or do we drop it and forget it ever happened?

Go ahead, post it. I think you're full of shit. I think you'd nail at LEAST half the Chiefs cheerleaders and brag about it endlessly.

It's not right to hit women.

Not everyone even has the same taste, guys obviously think their wives are hot or they wouldn't marry them.

pron time.

LMAO.

Right.

"I'm pregnant."

<oh, ****>

"I do?"

I heard that Deez ideal woman resembles Wilford Brimley in a banana hammock.

Hey now, not all the posters on the forum are MTG son.

What the **** are you going on about?

This thread has nothing to with me. It has everything to do with your inability to admit that you'd plow at LEAST half of the Chiefs cheerleaders.

No one cares about those links. Irrelevant.

Prove this statement. This is the bullshit statement I was talking about:

BULLSHIT!!!

You asked me to back up my bullshit statements. I did.

I am happy to delete the post if you like.

I'm sorry... I'm not attracted to 2 pounds of makeup.

Here is Deez idea of porn..

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The ORIGINAL bullshit statement is the only one I care about:

BULL

****ING

SHIT

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How the **** am I supposed to derive that from this?!?!?

And why are you so interested as to what happens in my ****ing pants?!?!?

Would you like me to take down my previous post? I am willing to do so.

Maybe pr was talking about taking a shit?

Only 1 in the last 3 years made him want to shit himself.

My mistake. I realize you're slow.

Because it's bullshit.

Let's see the type of woman that makes your dingle tingle.

No, leave it up, this thread may have legs after all.

Dude I'd plow them all if for nothing more than to say I screwed professional football cheerleaders.

LMAO

It is seriously disturbing that you want to know that much about my penis.

That said... if you don't want someone to misunderstand you, how about you quote the right ****ing post.

LMFAO

Pr shits himself......regularly.

Don't dodge the subject!

Let's see what you're attracted to.

I haven't done that since I was 27!

He rolls with Brett.

Haha that's right!

He has to have his friend bring him pants.

Gina Cerrano is incredible

http://www.beersandideas.com/blog/wp...ink-gloves.jpg

http://mmarulez.files.wordpress.com/...95710995-l.jpg

http://z.hubpages.com/u/545942_f248.jpg

So you married a Gina Cerrano look alike? Is that what you're telling us?

I await someone telling you that you are a homo because Gina Carano has muscle and is "manly" some dudes can't handle that.

Like that manly ass in the pole vaulting thread.

That is a good example...

Here's one for you pr!

http://m.sibir.bg/uploads_bg/img/002...9_473279_l.jpg

That looks like a guy with fake tits.

Just a bit too much testosterone for my tastes.

Gina is muscled but still soft. Nice balance.

That chick is super large she's like 6' 200lbs, she's an example of bodybuilding taken to a ridiculous degree.

I'm sure she'd go out to dinner with you.

:clap:

Probably not.

I'm no great catch.

Damaged goods if you will. Same story as you... just a bit more involved.

I don't know, dude. You can pull ass MUCH hotter than those ugly Chiefs cheerleaders...

So you have a Chewbacca constume?

Never said they were ugly.

Just that they did not do it for me.