Your input requested: Tips
 

A good friend of Bob Dole's will be making his live debut this evening with his solo ambient jazz bass stuff. As this is somewhat experimental, it is not a paying gig, so there will be the customary tip jar set out. As is also customary, Bob Dole will be filling the tip jar with written "tips" rather than cash. Bob Dole posts this to solicit your input for possibilities beyond "Needs more cowbell!", "Don't quit your day job", and "more melodious than two drunken elephants ****ing".

Thanks!

You sound like Dave Brubeck, (While he has sex with a chicken)

awesomeness

My friend Helen Keller loves your music.

"As long as you can look at your audience and see yourself, and they can look at you and see themselves, then your music will have meaning." - Bruce Springsteen

I'm so greatful that, (the bar's name) allows special needs people to play their plastic recorders here.

Thank for the music i can take dump now.

The tempo of your bass reminds me of the heart beat of my wierd uncle who used to climb into my crib and make me do bad things. Thank you for opening up deep wounds.

Stop ripping off Debbie Gibson.

At least it was better than those Hanson brothers...

heard better sounds at a great white concert

the "solo i can't hear you" line is pretty used up, but it still gets a nice reaction.
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Play more Skynrd

Less jazz, more jazz hands.

ROFL

Winner....

I don't tip...

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plant your corn early

This started off so well, then it pooped in its hat.

stick to bass fishing

happy basstile day

ace of bass

Your music is Obonoxious..

I blew my wad with the 1st few Mr. Dole...

My apologies.

muhammed skali

'Scuze me, while I tip this guy.

"don't drink downstream, from the herd"

"don't sit...on your spurs"

don't stand too close to the south end of a north bound cow

That's going to leave a mark.

Bob Dole likes it.

I like how you created your own sound, simply by removing the b from your bass

I hate big ambience.

needs bongos

call me

Holy crap. Bob Dole is pretty sure that kindra68 just peed herself.

I'm going to tell your mom you spent the music lesson money on candy.

"Needs more air guitar."

Does your amplifier have a mute?

Pawn shops pay good money for used musical instruments.

Jazz is known as a brown sound.....but you're making the brown noise.

You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.

You should fold 'em.

Now I understand Richard Prior's pain. Listening to you Free-Base makes me feel like my ears are on fire.

You sound is unique and dry, but like a granny-cooter, not for me.

I brought my pal Deaf-Dave with me tonight, when I asked for his review of your performance he said "gnnnnnnnaaf ggnnfffff ggggnnnnnnnnnnnnnaf gnaaf"

I'm sure it was the building acoustics that made it sound like a cat was in heat.
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only sometimes

when I giggle too hard.

LMAO

Hey! Maybe if this gig doesn't work out, the CIA can hire you to play for the Taliban to get confessions. It's like Waterboarding with the Jazz flute.

You-tube a few songs

I'd given you real money, if you'd play Free Bird.

Thanks to all that posted tips, they were a big hit!