Secret Binocular Flask
 

Well now, if this isn't the coolest thing for your next football game.

http://www.homewetbar.com/Secret-Bin...ks-p-1076.html

http://www.homewetbar.com/images/pro...binoculars.jpg

um....those came out about 20 years ago. They used to have a walking cane flask as well.

You'd think they'd notice your binoculars sloshing.

Waste of money, I bought this...I couldn't see shit!

Okay, whatever MacGuyver. :rolleyes:

I'm not trying to present some new state-of-the art product, just tying in the start of the season with something relative to football.

Whatever you filled it with wasn't strong enough or you needed a 2nd one for the 2nd quarter.

KyleproBoller uses hollowed out dildos.

He says it's more natural to him like that.

They are already wise to these at the local sporting venues, they check binoculars.

What about cameras?

What they need to come out with is a cell phone flask. That should fool the ushers.

You're made to uncase both cameras and binoculars at the place I enter most frequently.

Yeah, but I'd need one the size of one of those '80's cell phones.

Was that before or after drinking the contents?
If it was before that’s because the liquor got in the way, if it was after……well, that’s actually the same problem.

they make booze that comes in like capri sun style pouches. and you are going to need alot of booze to get through this year

I think I can improve this design:

Make one side a functional magnifying lenses so it has a practical use and in the other side being used as the holding container create a depression at the bottom of the cylinder where the liquid would naturally flow when raised in 'viewing mode' from the functional side.

Finally connect a tube to the bottom on of the reservoir to transfer liquor from the cylinder to mouth without suspicion.

The easiest one to sneak through security would be penis shaped and be worn in your pant leg. Of course, you don't want to let your friends see you drink out of it.

:D

Your a genious.:D

Just get a Camelbak hydration system and fill it with Bourbon like a normal alcoholic.....

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1...iew4868816.jpg

Booze is not this important.

SCORE ONE FOR THE DWEEB!!!

"Never trust a man who doesn't drink." - W.C. Fields

"A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry." Ecclesiastes 8.15

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
Irish Saying

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is strength.
In water there is bacteria.

Both quotes attributed to Ben Franklin though neither is provable.

Don't talk about taking flasks to Arrowhead in the planet. The Police are lurking here lol. They took down the cellphone flask a few years ago.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=106832

That's what I was referring to in my post. Poor Joe.:evil:

1985 called, they want their idea back... This is far from new.

Did we all forget about "The Beerbelly"?

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/images/home_center_top.jpg

Or put all of the risk on your old lady and get "The Wine Rack"

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/images/W..._Right_jpg.jpg

I have a pair of these that my dad confiscated from a guy in the early 90's. He's worked security at Arrowhead for nearly 20 years now. They definitely aren't fooled by this.

'Ol Deputy Dawg turned out to be a helluva guy though,I wonder if he still lurks here.

How ya been?

And apparently for you, neither is sex :evil:

Sweet. She's not only HOT, but very cool.

Life's been a rollercoaster this year,at least real football is finally back.

Yeah, but he said the booze always tastes like shit...

I remember that.

I used to work security for concerts and well, errrrrrrr, Broncos and Colorado Buffs games. I did that for five years and I can tell you I never took anyone's liquor unless they were not old enough. The only time I took anything was when some dude had a liter bottle of Jack and I told him politely that I had to take it from him, but that he could pour as much into his paper cup as he wanted. I'll never forget the look of gratitude on his face 'cause he thought I was going to escort him out.

I didn't work the shows and events like the other azzholes. I understood people paid good money to see a show and I gave them the benefit of the doubt every time. Once they crossed that line with me though, it was a different story. It was a lot of fun- got to see NFL games, college football games, and some of the best artists perform- all for free. Scored free booze, women, and all kinds of stories. It was fun most of the time, but when azzholes treated me like shit- then I simply walked them out of the arena, stadium, or whatever venue we were in.

Most of the guys I worked with were azzholes- but a lot of the folks did it for the same reason I did- the love for music and sports. And when you worked for that, it was fun. I suppose it's like the good cop/bad cop thing.

You must not have been watching the Chiefs last year.

Who drives these people home?