Official Ask Mecca thread.
 

Yesterday, after I made a thread this thought popped into my mind. Anytime you have a question just refer to the ask mecca thread and the chiefsplanet icon will have an answer, he's even more reliable than jeeves!

Oh no.......

Hey Mecca, do you have any Travis Tritt cassettes?

Is wrestling fixed?

How did you manage to get thread starting privileges back again?

How many hours a day do you spend brushing your hair?

What is better anal sex or a BJ?

now luv don't be hatin

Did you find the answer to it all where corn don't grow?

I don't know how Mecca would know anything about that...

Mecca if I was going to watch a porno who do you recommend and why?

That would probably depend on if you are in prison or not.

Do you recommend going balls deep in the back door?

Could you shave off your pubes and make a wig that looks just like your hair?

Mecca how long is your...............



hair?

Why are you ignoring us?

Mecca just eclipsed 64,000 posts for all those wondering

Hey Mecca.

With Halloween being thrown in my face at every place of commerce I enter, I am faced with an annual dilemma.

For the last 30 or so years, my costume has always been the same thing:

The Guy Who Brings The Smallest Penis To The Orgy

Should I break tradition? Or go with what I know?

TIA

Dinny

ROFL

I must know Mecca's favorite cheese.

And why do men tend to like strumpets in the evening and crumpets in the morning?

And when in the hell is he going to change his name to "Dome on the Rock" or something? At least that sounds vaguely sports oriented.

Are you RoR'S alt?

Do you think Christopher Walken would have made a better Willy Wonka than Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp? I know I do...
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When was your last date, Mecca?

Can it Melvin.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Mecca when did you last masturbate?

African or European?

I don't knoooooooooooooooooooooo.............

What is the meaning of Life?

Unlike myself, that never gets old.

killer sig, brah

Thanks. I had 10 minutes to kill so I slapped it together with some McGyver gum and duct tape.

Oh, that's right, I forgot. You're amazing.

I'm an asshole too. :)

With GoChiefs?

I'm sure as hell not Mecca... But this. Definitely this.

That's a great idea.

I worry about you for several reasons.

"you're doing it all wrong. You're oopa loompa-ing in the wrong tone. Do it again I poke your eye out with a sautering iron"

Soldering iron.

i see it. i see it.

Boy it's gonna take awhile to answer all these.

Maybe he meant sauntering iron.

Dude it's not like you got to go to work.


:D

What DainMklowd?

I have a few questions, but I think they're better asked in private. ;)

Tease

:p

Just doing my part to help spice the thread up a bit. :)

I'm always good for those types of questions.

That's what I've heard.

The meaning of life....is to not die...

Well personally I think the meaning of life is to eat some good food and bang some hot chicks and in general have a good time.

Yeah. It's slower that way.

How about a Sautoering iron in honor of Jason?

ROFL

if I dip my cigarettes in bleach then windex how high will i get?

Mecca, have you ever been to Mecca? Are you Muslim?

mecca-
If I wear jean shorts
some fancy sandals
turquoise jewelry
and a flannel shirt

will you do me?

Mecca, if your dick reached your asshole would you **** yourself?

mecca-
is it normal to have both sex parts?

This is not the ask Lady GaGa thread.

Mecca

Will the world end in 2012?

Only if the Chiefs are looking like a sure fire Superbowl team.

Then I guess they better change that movie to 2009 BITCHES!!!!:rockon::bang::drool:

You are a Mecca for n00bs. They find strength and resolve in your patience. Is the reward cerebral or perverted?

Mecca I am really disappointed you didn't answer any of my questions because I thought long and hard about those. :harumph:

Pffff, Im from Compton where we dip those cigarettes in PCP.-Gorilla Black-

Mecca, are fanny packs ever going to make a comeback?

Mecca, WTF is a "Sautoering iron"?

Mecca, can you roll your hair into and bun and sneak a ham sandwich into a high school volleyball game?

Have you ever taken a shower at someone else's house and they yelled at you for leaving chick hair in the sink and drain?

Mecca, in your opinion, which sitcom was more god-awful:

Mad About You, or Dharma and Greg?

:)

would you sell your post count for $1 per post?

Hey Mecca, was it actually you that choked Tila Tequila and made a conspiracy to ruin the likes of Lights Out?

And were the men gentle when they violated him?

Mecca will I die peacefully in my sleep .. or like the car-load of screaming people my car hits after I go to sleep at the wheel ...