Chiefs MOJO thread. Post here or die...
 

O.K. we need any and I mean ANY help we can get here. This is the official K.C. Chiefs MOJO thread. Any positive comments can help bring K.C. a victory. I really don't care what we do here be it carry a rabbit's foot, find a 4 leaf clover or rub goat testicles, any help for our Chiefs is appreciated.
Do it and do it now. If you don't try to help, even if you don't think this will work, you will be damned to smoke cat turds in hell and massage Al Davis and John Elway's buttocks for all eternity!!! Dammit we have to try something...
Oh and did I mention that if you don't try to help you will lick Carl and Herm testicles in hell!
**** you all very much!

You wanna know how many licks it takes to reach the center of your mom?

69

**** USC

ROFL

These will do nicely.

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Heh...this thread is going over well. I'll give it a PBJ for good mojo.

If I die, I'm coming back to kill your dumb ass.

Oh shit!
I posted!

:doh!:

Natural Born Killaz... and I don't wanna' die. I DON'T WANNA' DIE! I DON'T WANNAAAAAAAAa' DIE DIE DIE DIE

This is the town where the clowns put it down baby

I'm sacrificing my neighbor's tiny yippie dog that barks until midnight every night at anything that moves within a 100-mile radius of their property because its owners aren't home enough to handle the responsibility of taking care of an animal and telling it to shut the **** up when it needs to so they don't have to give it quality "outdoor time" at night when it's convenient for them but annoying as all rape for the neighborhood.

It's the least I could do. Anything to help get a win.

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Animal sacrifices!
And Redrum, give me your address. I promise I'll pay you a visit.

Uh yeah, what he said. + I don't want to die.

go chiefs.

A new game week avatar, just for mojo

Redrum, quit drinking that chocolate titty milk from your mama. It's bad mojo!

In this gif it looks as though Waters is about to be leveled horizontally until his back hits one of his teammates. So rather than being totally humiliated, he falls on to Lewis.
Great job on that play.:clap:

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omg ur reel kewl.

Ya wanna know how i know the game is on in KC again?

Austin Chief is patrolling his hallways with more force than atleast the last 3 years...and better yet, redrum has gotten loose from the basement once again...better give your mom a call.

I miss Will Shields :(

Dude was a BAMF.

Right on time. Like hair on a biscuit....

Well done..

Or like hair on your tongue, from the pole you just sucked.

I'm telling you right now, that defense is not what it was. The secondary (minus Reed) is suspect. Their OLine took a shot losing Brown. And Ray "I ain't kill no b*tch" Lewis is simply getting older, it's a fact - if Waters owns him again, I'm gonna hit the floor laughing.

Also, Flacco is a dildo.

Chiefs will get 3-6 sacks tomorrow, which will change everything. fuck Fatlock, play Cassel and watch Bowe tear off 150/2TDs. I think Larry has a rough go because of their style of D and LJ's style of dance (LJ - 65/10, Charles - 40/20).

I've placed zero bets, but I will not be surprised if we walk away tomorrow with the win.

I LOVE IT!

SIGN ME UP1

GO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!

Amazing! That's exactly what your sister said to the last guy in the train last night! How did you know?

This is like that gay skate or die game. Without the skating.

OH! ROFL

The song was even worse. Trust me.

Here's our Proper Mojo:

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death seems a little extreme...... ok, **** it, i'll post here.

**** the ravens

If looking at some guys chest is your idea of a mojo we're in trouble...

This thread is teh awesome. Reads like those texts.

Today is a beautiful day. Send this message to 10 of your friends or the chiefs will lose tomorrow and you'll get gonorrhea.

I was actually thinking of the song, but whatever floats your boat, Senior.

No discrimination here!:D

Senior? I think you meant señor. And no, I believe you were thinking of man titties.

No, I was thinking of you, Grandpa. And I addressed you as such.:D

You must really love those man-titties; can't get 'em off your mind! And here I was, listening to the music and getting my Mojo on!

And all you want to talk about is "man titties" in the face of our first game under new direction and management?! Oh lord I'm ashamed. But you shall not weaken my Mojo with your love of man-titties, no sir. I'm innit to WINNIT!:evil:

Great album. Seriously.

Oh I get it now. I ****ed your mama and you think I'm your grandpa. No son, if anything I'm your daddy. And your mom really loved it when I gave it to her. See ya dickhead.

Finally! Someone ****ing gets it. Rep!

Who pissed in your ****ing Post Toasties, mother****er? You create a thread calling for Mojo, something I'm beginning to think you know little about, and then get all uppity and butt-hurt when the King Of Mojo graces your mother****ing thread?! Really?!

Head home. You got nothin' to bring to my door. Not tonight, not ever.

Oh the famed I screwed your mama comeback. Usually used by people who still live in their parents basement or at the bare minimum the mental capacity of such.

On teh interweb it's referred to as "lame smack" and generally is anti-mojo.

****ING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Game starts in 6 hours... I have time to get a haircut, mow the lawn and get lunch. But will I do that? No, I am going to sit here and stare at my computer until the stream comes on. They deserve that much.

GO CHIEFS! UPSET TIME!! WOOOOO!!!

^^ GAWD DAMN DEMS SOME BIG OL TITTIES ^^

oh and acasas4 you're giving the rest of us Independence white trash a bad name

Hopefully the Chiefs will dance back.

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Does this work for a little mojo?

Edgar Allen Poe, really? Oooooh, I'm scared!:p

You have just doomed us.

That's even worse than the "Stay Down,Bitch" quote or the Madden "curse".

You do not **** with the ghost of Poe.

I've got a book of his complete works, I like Poe. My bad. I was going to rework The Raven to apply it to today's game, but it's just too much work.

Blood has been drawn...

I had the same problem...........it's no longer a problem.

Oh yeah, GO CHIEFS!! :kc:

Brandon Flowers will shut down Mason or Clayton. If we can find a way to cover Heap, we could hold them to very few points...

hey, I'm trying.

pee pee

we are going to win by 50

Chiefs are undeated in Baltimore since they have been the Ratbirds...we keep it going this year. GO CHIEFS

WTF?

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Chiefs continue their winning record at Buttinmore ... GO CHIEFS ....

Waters is gonna pull and smash RAY-RAY just like the last LJ 100+ yard game against them. &*%# the GAYVENS, and all HAIL THE "CHIEFS!"

Thanks for the chime in.

Wait.....wut?

WAYTA?

At least he has a mom, what happened to yours? Did she leave you when you were 3?

Wait...!!?? Is this the cooking thread?? Dang !!!

Brodie was just "high" on three potential TD passes last week. I'm guessing it was just nerves, he settles down today, and surprises the Ravens with the "long ball"!

I'm saving my mojo for a game that matters.