Haley Goes Off - A history
 

I love this guy. He cracks me up.

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that was awesome

pound of flesh baby

great thread

I love it.

Herm would just stand on the sidelines with a dumb look on his face

wow dude, that's great...I really, really, really like Todd Haley.

Dammit, Clayton.

The file is too big.

Yep I like him as well.

Much better than ****ing Herm staring up at the replay with that stupid ****ing look on his face.

"Brodie? Yeah, what's up? Yeah, that was the play call. Don't worry about the confusion. We need to get that straightened out. Don't want to get flustrated. Good use of the time out. But everything's clear, now? Alright, go get 'em kid."

Duh. You can't have animated avatars anyway.

The Cards, without Haley today, about 3:11 left in the game have totaled 263 yards on offense and are behind the 9ers 20-16.

Chopper - sick balls!

Haley is going to hell for saying the Lord's name in vain

Since when?

Mecca has had one for years.

that's awesome. I missed that 'dialogue' as I was warming up my leftover chinese food, only to read about it on CP.
lol........awesome.

Rep Claythan

Even Jesus Christ thought Brodie needed to snap the ****ing ball.

LMAO

It's gonna be too big no matter what I do.

What?

As long as we get our Lombardi.

LOL.... I really like Haley :) Snap the ****ing ball dumb ass. The biggest thing I got from the game today was a will to keep going and coaching.

I ****ing hate Herm

Yeah, but you know, he's mecca.

Have you been meat peeking at me again?

lol.

nice avatar by the way.
I'm a fan of the Reposado. Although, like the Don Julio anejo better.
currently have the de Familia Quervo and Cazadores Reposado in the cabinet.


.....sorry fo the hijack. Carry on.

Aaron Curry was at the game today?

The "lord's" name isn't Brodie...its Matt Cassel. ;)

That last part, where he's muttering to someone in his headphone....that reminds me SO MUCH of Bill Parcells. His expression and mannerisms SCREAM Parcells.

Jeeeeeeesus Christ.

"look at me"

Exactly, you could literally see him going through the mental motions of 'being stoic'.

Aaron Curry is everywhere! He is everything! His scales glisten in the bark of trees. His roar is heard in the wind. And his forked tongue strikes like...like....
[lightning strikes] Like lightning, yes that's it!

He really does. As much as I hated this hire when it first went down, I love it for that reason alone. Who is he going to start calling "she" this year?

This is why we're going to be better later this season and in the years to come. Accountability and a coach that will let you know in a moment's notice when you dicked up

Good stuff.

I was actually yelling the same words at the time.

Don't tell SLAG. He'll kill all the bundle of stickss (or he'll just let his god's AIDS do that...). Gotta love Jesus, I think his motto was dick over gay people (although, again, my source on Christianity is SLAG).

He even gave Bradley an earfull during the game. Remember that play on like 3rd and 6, he failed to make to the first down marker. it was that play there.

Claythan's posted a shitload of .gifs over the years, but that may be the best.

That one and Priest Holmes' screen against the Colts.

Thank god we have Haley on this team.

ROFL Remember that.

Get on it, Claythan. ;)

Hahahahahahawesome

Hmmm, it looks like it could be either one.

Not true. I think that may be a user-by-user permission buried in there somewhere.

However, I do strongly discourage anyone using one that's more than 100k or so. If everyone did that, it would take forever for a page to load.

FYP

Get it right!

That second "Snap...the..****ing.......ball" is classic.

He should have prefaced it with "Read...my....lips".

Avatar limit is 100k anyway.

Can't do justice to Haley's tirade with that.

He's also the QB coach, so it's really not that big of a deal, though entertaining.

Could you imagine what he would of done to DownField BigFetal? Holy shit! I would give anything to see him just totally ****ing shread Huard!

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Huard knew to snap the ball. Oh yeah. He was good at that.

can you get us a GIF of lj NOT throwing a stiff arm at the 14:48 mark of the 4th QTR? what a ****ing pussy to get ran out of bounds by washington. :shake:

Good luck with that.

Claythan will never give you a gif that he thinks might make LJ look bad, or that will prove he was mistaken on a play, or player.

oh i think clay is even coming around on that one. where's the "official LJ is a ****ing pussy thread" around here?

Part of his Chicken shit mystic

Mines always been animated, well at least since 02 or 03 :thumb:

I'm not going to rip LJ over this game. He had nowhere to run. Neither did Charles.

The last time LJ got a good hole he busted through it for 41 yards.

All ya'lls can suck my balls.

14:48 4th qtr, lj is a ****ing pussy

LJ did about the most he could, but you think he'd be hungrier.

Best I've EVER seen him block, though.

i'll agree on the blocking. he could stiff arm more, wath his run at 1448 a then watch peterson's run where he stiff arms 4 guys, lj didnt even raise his arm. SCARED to get hurt IMO

He had a great block on that throw to Bowe. GREAT block.

At least Haley doesn't have that smug ****ing look on his face with no emotion. Herm Edwards is a suicide pill compared to Haley.

Yep. LJ being active in the blocking aspect really helped.

God that .gif just keeps on giving.

He just dont have the drive anymore... No he isnt hungry, unless the hole is the size of GoChiefs vagina, LJ isnt going to run hard...

LJ is the new Leon...

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Maybe he decided to start blocking more and less running?

I have a feeling by the end of Haley's tenure, good or bad, we will have enough lip-read f-bombs to set it to music and laugh our asses off for a long damn time! LMAO

Herm would have been all touchy feely with him on that. I loved seeing Haley give him hell.

dont see any posts about DJ beeing a pussy for not running Flacco over on that interception return. He should have smashed him

Here ya go

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that is some funny shit...Brodie was like belittled

if I knew this was up...I put this up on youtube

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JAAAAAWSSSUZ CWIST!!!!

Wonder what he was saying to Cassell there.

Accountability. This isn't politically correct office politics here. These are grown men playing a violent game. We need coaches getting in these guys faces.

prolly something along the lines of Haley: "you think you can run back in there and pad up?" Cassel: "my doctors note is saying I shouldn't" Haley: "thats bullshit"

"Todd, don't be so hard on him."

"JESUS CHRIST, MATT. Sit your little ouchie-knee down and go count your money."

LMAO, great gif. Weird question, is there anyone to post that gif up on facebook so everyone can see it? I want to show people that.

It's just an image.

Post it on facebook.

This gives me some peace. I heart Todd.

I clicked upload an image, and I did and it doesn't work, its just a picture and saying Jesus Christ, nothing moves!!

Guess not! You can post the video...I'll have it uploaded later this week.

Will do.

GoChiefs should gif Charles pass blocking Suggs at 1:08 left in the first half.

CHARLES DESTROYS HIM!

I couldnt believe it was Suggs until I saw his number when he was getting up!

LMAOLMAO

The Gif was hilarious but seeing it in real time is ****ing brilliant. He just keeps going...LMAO

He's got through to charles. Pass blocking, like you said. His KR's. He doesn't dance, just finds a lane or not and heads up the field.

I can't remember which PS game but he was in as the personal protector on the punt team and flew down field unblocked and made a big hit for the tackle.

Under Herm he wouldn't even be on special team coverage units. I saw guys like Bradley and Lawrence. Guys that didn't do it in college or were smallish and herm was afraid they'd get hurt. Haley is the opposit and figures if you are a backup (or starter in some cases) you will learn to play st's.