And the Wife of the Year Award Goes to...
 

True story: So, I just got home from dining out tonight. I walk by this table with a woman in her late 30's. She's attractive, but looks very unhappy. She's sitting with her two teen boys. A few moments later, the manager of the restaurant comes over and joins them. (I had already taken seat a few feet from them). I honestly have no idea what they're talking about until their tones reach a certain tension level and I can without a doubt hear what's going on.

She tells the boys to go find another seat. There is a sadness in their faces as they sluggishly walk to another booth. They are both well-dressed and well-behaved, so I imagine they come from an upper middle-class upbringing and the father was likely laid off and had to take what he could get to support the family- like a management position at this restaurant.

Anyways, so a few moments later I hear the truth- she's leaving him. The poor guy is sitting there trying to maintain his composure. I suspect this wasn't the first time they've had this conversation, but the fact that she brought the boys into his place of work, and they actually ate a meal, and then proceed to tell her husband she's leaving just struck me as a really shitty thing to do.

So, the poor guy is heartbroken. The boys are sitting there all heartbroken to hell as well. But, what kills me is this guy has to hug his boys good-bye and then expect to go back to work as though nothing happened. He handled it like a pro- I'll give him that much. But damn, I can't believe she had the audacity to bring her children to his place of work and divorce him right there in front of his co-workers and other diners. What a b*tch.

She was hoping for some major drama.

Wonder if she feared what he would do if she told him in private...

Marriage is an institution. I escaped the asylum and nobody is ever getting a straight-jacket on me again.

Valid.

That's precisely what I was thinking while sitting there. Which then made me worried about the fact that he might go ballistic anyways.

Now get off ChiefsPLanet and go kiss your wife and hang out with her. GLEE is on tonight!

I think I'll play video games and surf porn.

Wait, that's what I did when I was married.

but but but when they got married, they were sooo in love and were each other's "one's"

lol, anybody who gets married in this day in age is pretty stupid if you ask me. Unless you just don't care about money or how your kids will feel after you get divorced.

Operative word being WAS.

If she was that afraid, she would have just taken the boys and left. I think she wanted drama.

What channel?

FOX

ROFL

THAT was the end of this thread?
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Now I get to do it guilt free!

What a classy lassy.:shake:

I would comment but then Skip Towne and Bugeater would call for me to banned for whining..
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He must have been banging her best friend and everyone knew about it but her until she caught them screwing in her famous potato salad on a picnic table at the school pep rally for the boys football team which went winless the season before.

Hunh, and your marriage didn't work out. Surprising really...

But the Playstation and internet kept him out of the brothels.

So did you ask her for a hummer?

Are you still whining about girls not liking you?

he asked for a volkswagon:eek:

The words, "Free Dinner" come to mind.

FAX

Sad story, especially for those kids. I hate stuff like this.

C'mon, man. Not everyone that gets married gets divorced. That's a pretty dim view. In 9 days, my wife and I will be celebrating 17 years of being happily married. Sure, there are tough times. But there are plenty of great times that outweigh the bad stuff. I am glad I found her because I knew then ( and still do ) that she was the one for me.

bet she didn't even leave a tip.
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The story looks really bad (on the surface) regarding the wife's behavior. But I think you have to realize that if you all of the details, it is possible that you could have a completely different opinion. Sometimes things aren't always as they seem from the first view.

I've been married 23 years. The last 21 have sucked. I guess thats why I spend so much time with the livestock.

Hey, at least she told him face-to-face. She could've called him, like Belichick did to Seymour.

It would have been kind of cool if he'd stabbed her in the face with a fork.

Or posted it on the internet, like Carl did to Gunther.

Or written it on a napkin, like Belichick did to the Jets.

Was/is she hot?

ROFL

:spock: I believe there are laws against that.

It's only illegal if you get caught.

Maybe part of the reason she divorced him was that she couldn't get a moment alone with him......so the only time she could tell him was while he was busy doing other things.

Fork Assault and Hog Jerking WIN.

Heartless bitch? OK, but can she play right tackle?

Did she mention balloon rides?

boo

Yeah, but in front of the kids at his workplace? No way. Pick up a phone, bitch.

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You're not serious are you?

Soooo He works a lot so she brings their kids to the breakup? :shake:

Had something eerily similar happen to me, was manager working during the busiest part of the evening, when my sister in law choose to come by and tell me my wife (her sister) had cheated on me.:cuss:

Needless to say, I did not handle it well, there was several damaged pieces of equipment that nite. :cuss::grr::cuss:

Wow! Sister?! Don't hear that everyday. Sorry to hear about the cheating though.

Find me a post when I ever said that.
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Wow. Her own sister ratted her out. That's a story we'd like to hear, no doubt, though I doubt you're interested in reliving it...

I always remind my newlywed wife that if she cheats on me, I'll kill her. :)

no, I'm not serious. I do not think she should have taken their children, nor do I think she should have done it at his place of employment. Although, I do wonder why she felt that necessary to do then and there and based on the OP, seems as if he wasn't an abusive man or he wouldn't have quietly gone about his business.

Women can be the most viciously spiteful creatures God ever created.

They're capable of going for the unjustified & truly humiliating burn, far more often than men

yea the thing was, she was with here sister 7 her BF, and she ended up cheating with the BF uncle.:banghead: I knew something was up the night it happened, as they supposedly (her sis & her) went to Billings, yet there was only 60 miles on the vehicle.:hmmm: Never could prove it, then her BF, who was like a little bro to me told her she had to tell or else. So she did, and like I dumbass I forgave and went through 8 more years of hell & more infidelity. Good thing though is we had 3 more kids, and they are all great and living with me now :D


I would LOVE TOO!! She is smoking hot, and ummm yea......
She did live with us when she was 18, had to put a stop to her running around the house in panties :eek:

THIS


But it is fun playing the game back at them :evil:

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Oh, hey. Hi there. Ummm... you have any pics of her you can upload? Thanks.

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From what I've witnessed over my many years: other than her husband, a married woman's best friend should never be a male. This premise holds true for a married man and having a female best friend as well. You can be friends, but there has to be boundries when you're married. (I think this has been discussed on CP before.)

Unfortunatly I don't think so, wife went throught the photo albums when we split. heck i don't even have any pics of the ex, other than a couple that don't really show her face.

but to give you a mental pic, she's 4'11 98lbs soaking wet, and longgggg black hair and a nice tan. Think she's about 26 or so now.

Heh, tough to best'em at their own game.

Women like this should be recruited as the chief strategists for every American war plan.

Yup! You never know. Most likely seeing the tail end of things...not all the facts here. Still, though she could have left the kids somewhere.

Ooh, hubba hubba. And nice big round eyes, that look hot when she's on her knees in front of you looking up as she su... um, gotta go, BRB...

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Don't worry, I've got plenty. :evil:

In public. It's the quiet ones you have to worry about.

Attractive huh?

Well behaved boys??

Sounds like a step-in-dads dream....

I think someone's plumbing is backed up. :) This might help sir: www.spankwire.com NSFW

This is prolly why the guy in the OP was served by the Mrs.

wow chicks can be sooo cold

Wait...this will lead to a divorce?

Shit. If you need me, I'll be out somewhere hiding assets, I fear I have little time to waste on this front.

Eh, !@#$ it, I'm just going to download the newest gangbang and play Command and Conquer instead. Cheers.

Well, I think for me any road would have led to that destination. I'm not what you'd call a good partner.

Apparently so does most of Cody :grr::doh!:

She probably didn't even have to pay for the freaking dinner...

Hopefully he has her credit card number.

Hell, she'd probably do it to him.