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uhhh..... what the **** is this?
http://www.kmbc.com/news/20980556/detail.html
Teens Find, Kill Unknown Creature In Panama Freakish Creature Spotted Near Panama City CERRO AZUL, Panama -- It looks a bit like a small, portly alien from the movie "E.T." or Gollum's long-lost cousin, but officials haven't the slightest idea what a creature found just east of Panama City really is. The creature was first found by four teenagers playing near a creek in the community of Cerro Azul. According to a local TV station, Telemetro, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out from a cave. They said it started moving toward them. Fearing for their safety, they pelted the beast with sticks and rocks. After the barrage killed the creature, the teenagers tossed its lifeless body into the water. But they later returned to take pictures of their strange find. Zoologists in Panama said they're not sure what the creature is, but said it resembles a dead fetus. As soon as video of the monstrous creature was released, speculations began swirling. People said it was everything from an alien to a monster and an albino hairless sloth. There has been no word on whether investigators will perform a DNA test on the creature to determine what exactly it is. |
One of my sperm got loose. Sorry.
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Uhhh...a picture would be nice.
Edit...uhhh...nevermind, I didn't see the video the first time. |
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Y'all ever seen a dead body. /Boys n the hood.
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Well **** they shouldn't have killed it, stupid foreign kids.
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that must kill your pee hole, though.
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why y'all gotta kill it :(
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Interesting. Looks like either a sick sloth or some sort of hairless cave-dwelling version of a sloth.
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They shouldn't have killed it....what kinda world is this when someone thinks they see a new creature and their reaction is to kill it.
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It's human tradition when encountering new species. |
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No pics on the site, but here's a screenshot of the video.
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4379/creatureb.jpg |
**** man, everytime I go to that page it freezes my internet. Wish I could watch the video.
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It crawled out and said....Quaid, start the reactor.
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Inquiring minds want to know. *que serious news music*
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I know exactly what that ****er is, but I ain't sayin'.
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It's......a Chupacabra.
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Jason Vorhees? Maybe?
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Dammit Mecca...That was on the tip of my tongue...:cuss: |
Panama Red.
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Chiefs RTotF is now deceased.
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I'd do it.
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Next week's Kung Pao Chicken at the local Chinese restaurant?
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That's a distant cousin
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Romo told Jessica to stay off the Fen-Phen diet.
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Up close it looks like Jar-Jar Binks
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The rational explanation, is its some kind of severely deformed beluga whale.
But i didnt know beluga whales could crawl out of caves... :Scanlon: |
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But some of the pictures look like their ready to stuff it for Thanksgiving. (what's with the gaping anus?) |
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I kinda want to pinch his nips
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Wait! Nips! That makes him/her a mammal, right?
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Back to the drawing board. |
"Fearing for their safety, they pelted the beast with sticks and rocks."
Uhhh, sure. |
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that was my great aunt you murdering littl' bastards
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It looks a lot like Gollum, huh?
Edit: Oh, that was mentioned in the starter. Never mind. |
Jerks! :banghead:
E.T. was here on a peaceful mission and human teens killed him. Now we wait for the barrage of armed UFOs from planet X9. :cuss: |
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It's a hairless sloth.
The hair most likely came off while it was submerged underwater. This is a non-story. |
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Doesn't it have too many toes for a sloth? |
"This is the world of Barack Obama. Violent Aliens attacking your children". -Rush Limbaugh
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There two-toed and three-toed sloths. This is a three-toed. |
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Looks like a hoax to me. |
You know that's how it'll go down, though. When the E.T.'s show up. First reaction, "WTF!! Kill it!!!"
That's why they keep it on the down low, and only occasionally give some random redneck an anal probe. |
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They killed the last Shmoo...
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If that's a sloth, I'm glad they usually have hair.
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Nothing like a shaved sloth to get a Panamian boy through puberty.
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No biggie. That's Barney Fife.
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I dunno... That thing doesn't have a black nose, or look anything remotely close to that other picture of a sloth, hair or not.
Maybe it's Tebow's virginity? Or David Carradine's libido? |
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My Preciiiiioooooouuuuusss....
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Ummm..... has anyone seen Al Davis lately? We may have solved our mystery.
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also it was sitting a body of water for who knows how long |
Dark on light hate crime
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'member when I said it looks like Al Davis? heh.
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I don't know what I'd do if I saw something like that approaching me..
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wow a new species-lets kill the fugger with a stick-wtf??
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