'twas the night before Raiders...
 

And all through the house, not a creature was stirring EXCEPT FOR MY RIGHT HAND LIFTING THIS 22 OUNCE COORS LIGHT TO MY MOUTH!

I FUGGING HATE THE RAIDERS AND THEIR FANS SO MUCH!!!


CAN WE PLEASE KICK THEIR ASS!


PLEASE!!!! IN OUR OWN HOUSE?!?!? C'MON!!!!


MAKE SOME FUGGING NOISE TOMORROW IF YOU'RE THERE AND BEAT THOSE SCUMBAGS!

ME AND DANE WILL WATCH THE GAME AT HIS PLACE BECAUSE THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE FROM THE KNUCKLE-DRAGGING RAIDUH FANS HERE IN L.A.

KILL THEM!!!!!

fuck THE RAIDERS

Todd Marinovich.

That's all.

Come on Tiny.

You can do better.

ROFL It began as a real sendup of the true poem and I got bored and impatient.

ROFL

I just hate them and I wanna win tomorrow even if it's the only win we get.

Try living up by Oakland.

TinyEvel is a poet and don't know it.

I hate the ****ing Raiders so very much. Please, Chiefs, kick their asses tomorrow so that I can go to work happy Monday morning. Kick their asses so that my family can tolerate me for the following day or two. Kick their asses just to prove that the Chiefs are NOT the worst team in the AFC.

**** Coors Light.

This

**** McFadden
**** Cable
**** the Raiders
**** their fans

but most importantly..

**** Herm Edwards

This.....

Twas the night beofre the Raiders
And all through the house

I was screaming and cursing
And scaring My spouse
The TV and Tivo were set for the game
In hopes that Cassel and Flowers weren't lame

This night I would go to my bed
With dreams of a Chiefs win in my head
But concern that a win would be hard
And Raider fans would call me a 'tard

When friends ask "What does it matter?"
My angered response causes them to scatter
"Away from the crazy man" they say
We'll just wait to talk to him another day

I can not say how happy I'll be
If the Chiefs just win, even just by three
7 points, 10 points, 13 points or more
Would have me floating off the floor

Todd Haley must find the tools
To put a hurtin' on those fools
Cassel, or Croyle, must hit some passes
And the defens has to pound some asses

When the game is over, and the Chiefs have won
We can all drink and party, and have some fun
Then as the day continoes to pass
We can all exclaim "We beat that ass".

That

It's the only beer us people with the lovely Gluten allergy can drink.

It sucks but it's MUCH better than the alternative.

Eh....

It was a decent effort, given the number of drinks I've consumed tonight.

If my choices were Coors Light or die.....Kill me.

I thought you didn't drink?

Well, I did the Vodka thing for 2 years and got sick of it. I've tried Tequila and I have to drink a whole stinkin' bottle to get a buzz and I finally went back to beer 2 months ago.

All I can say is that at least it's beer.

ROFL

me and Dane doing shotgun cans of CL tomorrow...

I drink.

I just don't ever drink and drive.

My thoughts and prayers are with you, my friend Pestilence.

I've drank a lot of beer in my day, and got kind of tired of that.

I drink Brandy, for the most part, these days.

Normally, I drink a few beers but supplement that with whiskey.

:D

It's not much fun to supplement Vodka with Whiskey. The alcohols are just too different.

http://www.redbridgebeer.com/

Get on that. Its a gluten-free Amber Lager put out by Anheuser-Busch that is loads better than Coors Light. There are other, more obscure gluten-free beers out there, but Redbridge is readily available (and compared to Coors Light, a Godsend).

Thanks Bro! I'll check it out and report.

Thanks!

Huh, I did not know that. It's not so much the beer that I hate, it's the that they keep running those effing Herm Edwards commercials, and I'm in a foul mood.

I'll occassionally drink whiskey, but it isn't really my favorite.

Same with Vodka.

But you're right, neither would be a good chaser for the other.

Really?

I'd rather drink Hamms (do they still even brew Hamms) than Coors, or Coors Light.

STILL HATE THE RAIDERS...

ME AND THE WIFE SETTLED IN FOR A LONG WINTER'S ASS-KICKING...EXCEPT AGAINST THE RAIDERS!!!


CAN WE PLEASE KICK THEIR ASS...PLEASE?!?!?!

CHIEFS: 56 RAIDERS:0 WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH OF AN ASS KICKING IN MY BOOK!

Good work there Milkman. I wanted to rework the entire "The Raven" poem bye Poe last week, but I gave up after the first two lines. What you did here was pretty descent.

One word...bourbon. that is all.

No shit. My wife and I were living in San Fran when they announced they were moving back to Oakland. The freaks came out of the walls. So glad we moved to Vegas that year and didn't have to put of with those assholes.

Ruck those Faiders boys....

Wow, there's less freaks in Vegas? Crazy..

A lot less than those dumb asses wearing Darth Vader outfits and shit like that. Now I did have a kid working for me at one time that swears he was a vampire. Used to run around at night with a group of those weirdos.