Who would win?
 

Who would win in a knife fight? George Washington or Abraham Lincoln?
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I'm gonna need a year, because all I can tell you about the fight right now is it would be extremely boring.

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Washington was a soldier - Lincoln was a politician. Washington would his his gangly ass.

Dude, Lincoln was a wrestler.

Your parameters are knife fighting, not wrestling.

Lincoln would have the reach advantage, that would give him the upper hand in a knife fight

Lincoln. Big Reach. Skinny guys fight till they're hamburger.

Washington with butterknife > Lincoln with AK-47

Washington was 6'4". It's not like he was Michael J. Fox.

Dude, that was rad

It's a line from a movie.

Sorry. I don't remember it. I'm also really drrunk right now.

Its all at scale though. if washington only looked that much taller than everyone else wherever he is depicted than imagine how tall Lincoln was when he's seen as even taller.

Washington was only good with an axe and his opponent was a hapless cherry tree.

His opponent was the british army and he kicked they're asses

Never doubt a man in a top hat.

Dude. Who could compete with this?

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He did? I could have sworn there was an army in there somewhere. Perhaps my history teacher was feeding me a bunch if historical inaccuracies. I had no idea that George Washington was Chuck Norris in disguise.

Actually he lost far more battles than he won.

FIght Club.


I wish I was drunk.

Dane McCloud is eternal and has gone by many names.

Washington was 6' 2 1/2" tall. Lincoln was 6' 4" tall. Lincoln would have a longer reach.

We are debating this because........?

Or let me put it another way.

Who the **** cares?

The wig adds 2-3 inches.
4, if powdered.

We were discussing it and so I figured I would get the opinion of the good people of this site.

Who's "we"?

And what difference does it make?

Me & my friends

Washington would carve him up like a Thanksgiving gobbler.

Washington looks like a sneaky fighter. And he looks like he was stocky. Being a military man, he'd probably know how to handle himself. Lincoln was tall and skinny, and might've had Marphan syndrome, so he'd probably be pretty brittle.

I would the whole thing!

In a situation like this, always go for the guy who grew up more poor. Lincoln, hands down.

Noob that knows all

I gave -

I need to know if we are talking about Jeff Daniels Washington, or David Morse Washington.

George Herbert Walker Washington.

George Washington Carver.

George "Jonesy" Washington.

"Boom Boom" Washington.

George "Left Eye" Washington.

U.L. Washington.

"He Hate Me" Washington.

"Freakadeak" Washington.

Abe "Log" Lincoln.

George "The Human Joystick" Washington

The Lincoln Tunnel.

The Washington Bridge.

London Bridge is falling down......

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George "Don't call me DC" Washington

This is easy.

Washington has the greatest nation's capitol named after him.

Lincoln, just has some shitty city in Nebraska.

Washington was a warrior, Lincoln was a failed politician, who persevered.

They would both rape the crap out of you till your left crying and bleeding

Lincoln has lost his burst.

Don't mind redrum, hes an outcast.

Guess it is good to not have a team before 2000.

Call the gay guys to testify!!

Lincoln split rails, Washington chopped down a cherry tree, let's make it an axe fight.

He's right
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but **** you
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Don't forget GW's teeth were made out of wood, mother f**king wood!

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because after this year when the team implodes when ladainian gets hurt the chargers franchise will spiral downward faster than your mom at a hula hoop convention

And I get piled on for starting reeruned threads!!!:cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss:

i would have to say lincoln....lol, he is way to tall to not win and overpower