Holy shit Claythan.
 

You need this. :eek:
http://topeka.craigslist.org/clt/1389254335.html

This should go in the random thoughts thread. It doesn''t need it's own thread. Do you have ****ing ADD, diarrhea of the keyboard or just poor judgment? By the way, it's a stupid ****ing statue. I don't even remember the last time I watched a Star Wars movie or bought anything having to do with ****ing Star Wars. It's a waste of 500 goddamn dollars. I could spend a night with a really hot hooker instead, or lord knows what else. Buy some decent threads. Put it in the bank. Paint my car (I want it to be jet black). Fly somewhere cool.

In short, **** you, **** this thread, **** Darth Maul, one of the shittiest villains in cinema history, and make better use of your time, Austin Chief's bandwidth, and space on Chiefsplanet.

Fear is my ally!

In other words... he already has one.

... that he is trying to sell on craigslist...

Best thread evar.

You get one piece of old leathery ass and all of a sudden you decide to change your persona completely.

I'll bet you were thinking of Bobba Fett, (sp?) when she was blowing you.

You have to understand, Claythan is terrified. He's already in his late twenties, having wasted his prime years acting like he's twelve years old. One day soon, he'll wake up, he's 40 years old and totally alone, no career skills, nothing. His facade of bravado is understandable.

Midol will help you get your zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's.

without clicking the link, is it pubes?

You're right. I should buy the Darth Maul statue. Better than being alone.

:(

either that or somebody peeling carrots

ROFL

Mmmmm....give me attention.

tying your pubes in nots is not a contact sport

But I'm an All-Pro nonetheless.

:LOL:

if anybody wonders what to do with their pubie clippings just throw them on the lawn before the sun goes down. The robbins are out picking up worms in the yard to eat. During this time they also gather pubes and such for their nests(according to Nat Geo Program). Also fishing line and shit like that. Do them that favor atleast. Don't make the poor birds dig through the garbage like a bunch of scavenging bastards.

do you untie the nots or yank them because of some sick fetish?

1st:
I wasn't wondering...

2nd:
This is completely random...

3rd:
WTF?

dude seriously don't just forget this important lesson of nature and the food chain and just throw your pubes away. Just like recylcing.

Why would I untie them? I'm blackpube longdick, the scourge 'o craigslist personals. ARRRRRRRRRR!

i tried corn rows butt it just doesn't look right

I'm going to offer the dude $100 and see if he flinches.

check out the nipples on this bitch

chains too. Kinky b!tch

"I'm pretty god-damned sure Darth Maul doesn't care about YOUR opinion about him." /shitmydadsays

If it was Vader I'd almost think about buying it. Vader is a badass.

Accept no substitutes:

(that's actually the actor who played Fett standing there. A little sad)

http://www.jeremybulloch.com/images/...s/IMG_5944.JPG

booger thinks he is a poor mans, Demonpenz.

Claythan had sex?

OK, but does the statue have a mangina?

BOBA FETT??? BOBA FETT??? WHERE?!?

He just switched hands.:rolleyes:

You bastard, I actually laughed so much I started wheezing and needed to go dig out my albuterol inhaler. ROFL

That's actually you and your dad isn't it? You just didn't want to take the helmut off and be beatdown like you were trying to be a model or something?

No way. If you notice, the more screen-accurate costume is worn by the older guy. Check out the belt and the codpiece, and the chest armor. There's no comparison. In fact, the scarring on the suit on the right is all wrong. I don't even see any LED on the left breastplate. Terrible. I wouldn't be caught DEAD in the suit on the right if the suit on the left (worn by the older gentleman) was available.

He couldn't keep it up.

Yeah, it's pretty sad. I have a highly detailed knowledge off the Fett costume. Comes from building one of your own.

The irony is now that I actually would fit in it, it's long gone.

Don't think I haven't stashed Mark II on the back burner of the brain. I am truly insane.

I like the Star Wars Guitar...

Okay! Okay! I'll buy you the Darth Vader Harley:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA280_.jpg

Do ye light 'em on fire a'fore ye board, matey?

Right there is what happens when every kid turns 14.

You bought it didn't ya.:)

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Dammit! I was going to offer him $50. $150 seems a little too much. I'll go $105.

If somebody REALLY wants this it looks like they are wanting to get rid of it.

There is never a time I am on here that I don't thank God you are not my son

ROFL

Priceless!

Now that was some funny ****in shit.

If he was, the ragheads would have an ally.
He'd shoot his own ****en leg off.:doh!: