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This was in the latest SI issue. So what ya got?

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_spor...cPS6BDDro6txa0

You been eating corn????

When leapfrog goes wrong

The Orioles book said the way to attack Longoria was to give him balls high and tight.

Sniff it, bitch, sniff it!

After hearing that the Rays had been riding Longoria to victories, the confused Orioles thought they’d try the same strategy.

Hancock strikes again.

Where's my watch? I know I left it around here somewhere.

That's not the gross part, just wait till you see tha afterbirth.

I was ****ing your sister like this!!!

No tumors or pylops...

No, no, no, no!!!! I said "you've got your head up YOUR ass".

ahahah winner?

Longoria hits into MLB's first unassisted dutch oven.

"I wood, the whole thing"

"Outta my way son. I shit bigger than you."

"Hey, you're not wearing a cup!!!"

Riding Eva Longoria is probably a lot more fun.

Tampa Bay Coach: Longoria get your head out of his ass and into the game.

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