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BigMeatballDave 09-28-2009 05:09 PM

Car vs. Fire Hydrant...
 
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Hydrant wins...




My roommate was using my car and thought it would be a better idea to swerve to miss a dog and hit a fire hydrant.

Titty Meat 09-28-2009 05:10 PM

How fast was he going?

kysirsoze 09-28-2009 05:10 PM

You gotta take em head on at a high speed. Your reward is a free car wash.

BigMeatballDave 09-28-2009 05:10 PM

On the plus side, the rental car I got is sweet! 2009 Nissan Altima.

BigMeatballDave 09-28-2009 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by billay (Post 6120652)
How fast was he going?

Not sure, it happened just a few blocks away. 25 or less.

MoreLemonPledge 09-28-2009 06:01 PM

Should have taken out the dog. Blood is easier to clean than paint.

seclark 09-28-2009 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6120648)
Hydrant wins...




My roommate was using my car and thought it would be a better idea to swerve to miss a dog and hit a fire hydrant.

considering the dog was probably crossing the road to take a piss on said fire hydrant, i'd say your buddy would have been better off to just leave it up to him.
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SAUTO 09-28-2009 06:08 PM

we have hit a hydrant back in the day, they are ****ing solid, SOLID. not like in the movies at all

Demonpenz 09-28-2009 06:23 PM

hit the dog bill the owner

BigMeatballDave 09-29-2009 06:29 PM

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Car is fixed. I had them use the same hood to save me the $500 deductable.

mikeyis4dcats. 09-29-2009 06:33 PM

so you had it fixed, just not FIXED

el borracho 09-29-2009 06:47 PM

Have you fixed the roommate, yet?

SAUTO 09-29-2009 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6124117)
Car is fixed. I had them use the same hood to save me the $500 deductable.

damn i would think something could be done to make the hood look better.

BigMeatballDave 09-29-2009 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6124220)
damn i would think something could be done to make the hood look better.

I'm OK with it for now. My roommate will pay eventually.

SAUTO 09-29-2009 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6124268)
I'm OK with it for now. My roommate will pay eventually.

i would say that if you got under the hood you could straighten in some yourself, next time PM me and i MAY be able to hook you up. (heres hoping there isnt a next time though:p)

BWillie 09-29-2009 07:32 PM

Always run the dogs ass over. Most of the time there will be some sort of leash law and you can bring the dead dogs carcass to the homeowner and their homeowners liability insurance will cover your damages.

BigMeatballDave 09-29-2009 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 6124313)
Always run the dogs ass over. Most of the time there will be some sort of leash law and you can bring the dead dogs carcass to the homeowner and their homeowners liability insurance will cover your damages.

Yep. I've never tried to avoid hitting an animal.

MoreLemonPledge 09-29-2009 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6124220)
damn i would think something could be done to make the hood look better.

Carbon Fiber. IT MAKES YOUR CAR FASTER

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-30-2009 07:55 AM

What an idiot! A perfectly good chance to waste someones pet and he does this.I've been known to go around the block 4 or 5 times just for an opportunity. i keep a pack of hotdogs to throw in the road for bait also.

JOhn 09-30-2009 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 6125139)
What an idiot! A perfectly good chance to waste someones pet and he does this.I've been known to go around the block 4 or 5 times just for an opportunity. i keep a pack of hotdogs to throw in the road for bait also.

:LOL:

Exactly, I used to run a delivery route at night and would aim at the barking bastages:evil:

What was really run is cruising down a gravel road at 40+mph and watching the dog/cat on the lawn, trowing the paper an watching it skip across the dew covered lawn......

BLAM!!!!! if it didn't knock them silly, it would at least take their legs out ROFL. Never had to worry about them chasing me again. :thumb:

HemiEd 09-30-2009 08:31 AM

Your room mate did the right thing, dogs are better than most people.

ChiTown 09-30-2009 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 6125244)
Your room mate did the right thing, dogs are better than most people.

Good point.

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-30-2009 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 6125247)
Thats ****ing wrong.

Fixed!

Skip Towne 09-30-2009 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 6125244)
Your room mate did the right thing, dogs are better than most people.

Yep

BigMeatballDave 09-30-2009 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 6125244)
Your room mate did the right thing, dogs are better than most people.

I'd imagine you'd feel differently had someone borrowed your Challenger and hit something...:D

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-30-2009 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 6125244)
Your room mate did the right thing, dogs are better than most people.

You can pick up a new dog at the pound . A new car costs a sack full of cash.

HemiEd 09-30-2009 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 6127112)
You can pick up a new dog at the pound . A new car costs a sack full of cash.

Looks like a jap car to me, **** it.


You can not replace a dog, they are all different and a gift to us. They are nothing like pigs, that are just meat.

HemiEd 09-30-2009 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6127065)
I'd imagine you'd feel differently had someone borrowed your Challenger and hit something...:D

Well, to start with, nobody is going to borrow my Challenger, they would get the Mrs. Nitro if I felt like helping them.

But the car can be fixed, dogs are special. I wouldn't want someone to make me pick between my dog, and half the people I know, let alone a car.

Skip Towne 09-30-2009 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 6127198)
Looks like a jap car to me, **** it.


You can not replace a dog, they are all different and a gift to us. They are nothing like pigs, that are just meat.

All Jap cars should be run off in the river.

HemiEd 09-30-2009 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 6127208)
All Jap cars should be run off in the river.

That would be poluting, how about just compacting them for recycling and make something useful, like trash cans with lids? Or dog dishes?

BigMeatballDave 09-30-2009 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 6127198)
Looks like a jap car to me, **** it.


Jap car? LMAO Actually, its a Grand Prix. My rental was a Nissan. I'd MUCH rather have the Nissan. If an animal is in the street, I will ALWAYS hit the animal versus destroying my property.

BigMeatballDave 09-30-2009 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 6127208)
All Jap cars should be run off in the river.

Nissan. Toyota. Honda. Some of the best cars in the world. Thats a fact.

BigMeatballDave 09-30-2009 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 6127232)
That would be poluting, how about just compacting them for recycling and make something useful, like trash cans with lids? Or dog dishes?

This is a ridiculous statement considering most of the components on American made cars are made in Mexico or China.


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