Mark Sanchez is a Bust!
 

Attempts: 11
Completions: 7
Yards: 47
Sacks: 1
Int: 1
Rating: 35.0

You've read it here at Chiefs Planet folks - Mark Sanchez is a bust!

Most of you do not know this but I'm one of the best there is at evaluating all levels of football talent. When Carson Palmer, Troy Polamalu and a few select others were born I was flown in especially to lay my hand on their forehead and confirm them as true NFL prospects.

Working in IT for the last 10 years is nothing but a clever scheme to keep my remarkable NFL scouting talent a secret for my true employer.

asd;lk (oops, sorry my knee jerked)

When Mark was sleeping last night I snuck into his house with the help of some black ops, laid my hand on his forehead (it's called "The Otter Mind Melt") and felt nothing.

I'm afraid he's done and you know it's true because you read it here from the guy with the mind melt.

Sorry Sanchez Fans but it's better to give up now and get it over with.

well he is a rookie playing a good D on the road

might be a bit early to call him a bust-lol

Yeah?

reerun day on the site eh?

Your really funny.

Idiot loser

It's four games into the season you tard! How much time does he deserve?

Quite a few actually

Wait you touch their foreskin?

Forehead! If he's a legitimate NFL prospect the ghost of Vince Lombardi shows up and nods to me.

If he's a bust Vince throws his hat down in disgust and goes back to playing poker with Bill Walsh, Tom Laundry and there's an empty seat at the table with a reservation card that says "Al".

Let's just say Vince wasn't wearing his hat last night.

You get about a 4.6 on the demonpenz scale.

Hey, Mark Sanchez has been a QB for almost 10 years. He's not new to this game. He knows what he should be doing.

If he can't get it done by game four, screw him. He's a loser.

Out of 5?

That's pretty good actually. :thumb:

It's like the richter scale, but backwards like a golf score. If you got a 1, you'd be california falling into the ocean.

NO is now a good defense?????????????????

Nothing is worse that satire that doesn't work.

I was watching Sanchez earlier today and he looked good apart from the pick-six.

So you would rather have cancer of the rectum than read bad satire?

You put "that" where "than" should be by the way Einstein.

Calling out posters for hyperbole is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

The rule is, "I before E, except after C."

It's funny that one of the smartest men of the last century had it wrong in his name, twice.

Mind melt, indeed.

Dr. Samuel Johnson may beg to differ with you.

That rule doesn't apply to proper nouns.

I can more or less take credit for the poor performance by sanchez today. i started him in my fantasy league. me pulling for you is the kiss of death. next week he'll find himself back on my bench and back to performing on the field.

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Welcome to my half-assed attempt at satire.

Now, if Sanchez just finished 4 out 3 games against the best defensive lines in the NFL how would he look with a first time head coach, first time GM and new defensive coordinator while slinging passes behind one of the worst OL lines in the NFL?

The Raiders game sucked, no doubt about it but let's try to show some objectivity instead of the butt hurt shall we?

I don't like it either but they boys mentioned above inherited a steaming pile of horse shit and we all knew it from day one.

The Dick Vermiel sell out followed by the puss case who is the Germ topped off with 'I'm still stuck in the 90's nfl' Peterson isn't going to be easy to fix.

Grab your tissues and warm up some tea and break out your favorite blankee, it's gonna take awhile before they gel and get the players they need.

Suck it up.

ROFL

Yeah they actually do have a good defense this year.