****Official MNF Thread: Dolphins vs. Jets****
 

Marc Anthony has already fueled the ROFLCopter with his rendition of the National Anthem in that ridiculous suit and sunglasses combo.

Talk about an immediate return on investment LOL

I wonder how many of the Hispanic fans might have dual allegiances since the Jets have a Mexican QB??

Or, do Cubans hate Mexicans? I don't really know.

Dolphins line looks to be missing New Dookie.

i didn't expect the dolphins offense to hold off jets in the first play

They wont let Henne throw 5 passes tonight. Brown will have 8 or 9.

Who needs a QB

Pace has already missed two big tackles.

hispanic officiating month

Is it me, or did Mark Anthony look like James Carville with hair?

the lowrider pulling in the score grafic was a nice touch

what about Reba Mcintire looking like dana carvey with a red wing

Clark didn't realize the money machine he could have had with Sanchez and Gonzalez. We could have been the Hispanic's NFL team. :D

dolphins will make a statement if they score on their first offensive series

Ronnie brown TD

7-8 minute drive by the dolphins ... nice

what happened to the blitz?

That was quite a drive, but it'll be interesting to see if they can maintain that kind of offensive movement.

the Jets were the hot pick...opened at -1 and closed at -3...everyone was betting the Jets...didn't make any sense to me...Miami is a good team that is well coached...and the fans have a Monday Night HOME game...so you know they are going to bring their A game...and they face a ROOKIE QB coming off a terrible game...

So yeah, I tool the Dolphins money line and put a lot of gambling points on them via my geebler (19th of 138 right now, first prize is $5000)...

runners vs turnovers = wins the game...

what happened to ryans 1000 blitzes?

Seminole FAIL

man...I'm up 24 in fantasy and I'm going against Ronnie Brown.

that was the greatest fake punt of all time.

looked offsides there...

Crowder ****ed up

only a few QB's can make that throw!

that was a momentum turner for the jets

Hootie you really can't say shit about any QB's ever again after that Carson Palmer shit you spewed.

Hate that play on 2nd down.

No kidding especially with his comebacks against Pitt and Baltimore.

Yeah, he does look pretty solid thus far...

We'll see if he keeps it up. I'd still take 12-15 QB's over him.

he's been good when it counts, no questioning that...

Carson Palmer hasn't won shit.

"He's immobile he can't move"

As Palmer has scrambled for first downs on 4th several times this year...uh huh

not a good throw by mark in the endzone.

Nice ... catch by Edwards!!! Good job Mark

I said he doesn't have good pocket awareness as well...and I still don't see it...it's not like that offense is lighting it up or anything...Cedric Benson is the MVP of that team so far.

He could have made a PBJ back there.

Braylon Edwards TD

thank you cleveland, he might have value for my fantasy team yet

SANCHEZ SUCKS!!!/Pioli Zombie.

wow...his numbers are ALMOST as good as thigpens last year LMAO

except he gets sacked more...and he has a RB averaging 5 YPC...

Yeah, he's made two clutch, quality drives...but in between...he has sucked...Benson has carried them offensively...and their defense keeps them in games.

This is great, Palmer has lead the Bengals on game winning drives every game this year and Hootie tries to credit Cedric Benson.

Cincy is going to be the favorite against Houston next week...

I bet Houston wins.

Benson has been EXCELLENT...

Whatever thought you have, type the exact opposite, and you'll be right.

Keep telling yourself what you want, fact remains you were completely wrong about that just like well everything else.

Hootie has the worst takes ever, unless it's about date rape or fiddling with your roommates cock.

Edwards went for only a 3rd and 5th?? Why weren't we offering that

And a couple of scrub players only Mangini would want.

Rickey runs for ganja

Damn ricky can run still

He pulled a Sanchez.

where else was I wrong? Was I wrong about Chris Johnson? Want to take a look at my betting history this year on games?

I've had a pretty damn good year ROFL

Palmer is better than I predicted, but he's still not a top 10 NFL QB...

Peyton
GAP
GAP
GAP
GAP
Brady
Brees
Roethlisberger
Eli
Warner
McNabb
Rivers
Ryan
Cutler

Hamas should post your baseball takes those were pretty funny.

Yep...I mean, I only won my friends a SHIT TON of money picking the two biggest locks of the decade two straight weeks.

The Vikings were playing A HOME GAME at the Edward Jones Dome...the Rams can do ONE thing (run) and you can't do that against the Vikings...

Nothing like persuading an entire bar to bet money on the Vikings...and then watching the Vikings win by 100.

what...the ones where someone said 2nd baseman have weak arms?

ROFL

This isn't 1980 anymore...

What are my baseball takes? Enlighten me.

The Cardinals were the best team in the NL...they got swept in the playoffs...it's bullshit...the playoffs are a total crapshoot. If you put the Royals in the postseason...they'd win a series or two every once in a while...and shit, with Greinke...who knows.

This is a great thread. Getting to listen to Hootie and his jilted lover argue over 'takes'. You boys and your foreplay..

mecca is gushing over a QB that has a 77 QB rating...if Cassel had those numbers (even with the nice game ending drives) I guarantee he wouldn't be gushing over him.

is tony sparano wearing a tent?

ROFL

That would be filed under "shit call".

maybe mark should try throwing a deep to braylon -- to get something going

i'm still waiting for Ryan's dominating blitzing Jets defense to show up LMAO

That one's on Keller, but he's made a couple of inaccurate throws he has to fix, or the Jets will be in a hole.

what did brees ever win except fanatasy points... he's a fantasy QB -- that's it in a nutshell

this is the nfl -- winning is all that counts. who cares they can throw 5,000 yds a game -- he had his chance to make it to the big game -- well, he failed ... LMAO

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In honor of former Cub Marquis' collapse, I thought it might be funny to play some of ****tard Hootie's greatest hits about the St. Louis Cardinals:

On the Cardinals farm system:

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Who? Who? Who? Who?

Colby Rasmus is the only one of those that will ever amount to anything. He's the only top prospect the Cardinals have.

Some farm system!!!!!!!!11
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11 months later that same farm system landed Matt Holiday and Mark DeRosa.

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The Cubs built the perfect team...

Big Z, Harden and Dempster in the playoffs...

You win with the bullpen and your bench down the stretch...who has a better bullpen or bench than the Cubs?
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The Cubs went 0-3. Those pitchers are a combined 27-23 with ERAs of 3.68, 3.91, and 4.09.

On the Cubs being built for the future:

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Why do the Cubs need a farm system? CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!

YOU GOT BLANCO'D!

Back to the farm system...

We are set at LF, RF, 3rd, SS, 2nd, 1st, C and have a damn good pitching staff...

so have fun with your one top prospect and 5 other stiffs that might turn out but probably not...
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ROFLCopter.

As I said in response:

"You better savor this year because you guys are going to need a massive rebuild and soon."

Nice bullrush by Jenkins..

Kerry Rhodes is a really good safety. God, I'd love to have a guy like that on our team.

When has he had a defense on the other side of him to keep him from having to score so many points? He really hasn't. Except for this year. and the Saints are 4-0. Go figure.

That's a big, powerful human.

He had a couple of poor seasons after Carolina. Was he hurt or is this a contract year? That guy has been playing possessed.

LMAO

Ok buddy...I'm sure we all thought Carpenter was capable of coming back and putting together a Cy Young caliber year...

And the Cardinals got swept by the Dodgers, just like the Cubs...so...

Believe he's battled injury at points in his career.

4-time PBer, though.

Herm to the right. Herm to the left.

**** you, Carl.

You are crazy. Brees is a very good QB. Easily in the top 10. Just because he can throw 4,000 yards, doesn't mean he's just a "fantasy" QB. He has excellent footwork, solid mechanics, and is a very smart QB.

Edwards is going to be a shitty addition to that team.

Braylon is going to help Sanchez big time.

So...I never said that the Cardinals had the perfect team, or were built perfectly for the playoffs.

Nice catch by edwards

Right here:

Drew Brees

On January 13, 2007, in his first playoff game for New Orleans, Brees was 20-32 in passing attempts with 1 touchdown and no interceptions vs. the Philadelphia Eagles in the Louisiana Superdome.

On January 21, 2007, Brees led the Saints to the franchise's first NFC Championship Game against the Chicago Bears. Though he completed 27 of 49 passes for 354 yards, and two touchdowns, Brees committed three costly turnovers. He was also penalized for an intentional grounding in the endzone, resulting in a safety. The Saints eventually lost to the Bears, 39-14.[6] After the season, Brees dislocated his left elbow during the first quarter of the 2007 Pro Bowl.[7] Despite not reaching the Super Bowl, the season was seen as a success for the team that was still suffering from the effects of Hurricane Katrina and finished last in the division a year ago at 3-13.

Brees had his chance to lead his team.

Fantasy QB

*don't have the gumption to put Jimmy the Greek's take here*

For the best. :)