Sooo, my girl shattered the tail light on my Charger.
 

So a girl I have been casual dating for a few months needed to have her car worked on. So I let her drive my car, and I drove hers into work so we could fix it. Well the second morning she had it, she backed it into a tree in her yard :doh!:. So my first new car ever, I bought it less than a year ago, has a broken rear tail light, and scratches on the bumper. It was at her house, but im not gonna make them pay for it, because the deductible from his home owners insurance is probably at least $500, and it will probably cost me 3-400 depending. It's funny because I am pretty OCD about my cars, but in these situations you can do nothing but laugh. I did get a kick out of how scared she was to tell me, she felt really bad, but hey that's life.

Kick yourself in the balls for letting a woman drive your car....

That sucks man...

You should milk this for multiple quality blowjobs.

homeowners would cover that, if anything your insurance company would pay for the tree if it was damaged

Antifreeze.

This.

this x 2

this

False.

It's just a Charger.

Whats false?

You might hold off on the blow jobs till your balls heal up.

No, I checked that when I changed the oil yesterday, and it's still full.

This times infinity

This is my car FWIW.

The idea that you can do nothing but laugh.

do you have any steps? Give her a big ole ass punch next time she is walking up. Just be careful if she had kids her unit may hang low and you may give her a reverse box punch

Agreed.

So I guess 'this x 4' is appropriate.

Hell, you can probably PIIHB after this episode. Afterall, she ruined your car's rear end. Turnabout is fair play...

What should I do? Have her dad let her homeowners insurance cover it? His deductible is $500, my repairs wont come to $500. So I will bite the bullet and pay for it myself, im not going to make him pay for it.

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you know what to do.

Homeowners insurance isn't going to pay for it. Homeowners insurance is for protection for wind, fire, hail etc. Homeowners also have a liability coverage for if someone gets injured on your property or if you cause damage to another persons property. She backed into a tree. her fault your insurance for a car

I'm telling you, bite the bullet (look good in her dad's eyes) and go the blowjob route. You'll also be establishing precedent for future mistakes. Gotta train 'em up right. Women **** shit up all the time, too. Better to get quality head than spend your life angry.

Yea, all of these are not even remotely a possibility.

Get on ebay....buy the light casing....replace it yourself and live with the scratches.

ROFL

Screw the BJ. She shattered your tail, you need to shatter her tail.

I figured you as smarter than that.

Well....lesson learned.

In that case, dump her and file a lawsuit.

Shatter her tail with your man charger.

Does that thing have a Hemi...

Probably mistook it for a San Diego Charger. This ones a keeper.

You could yell.
You could cry.
You could call her names.
You could get depressed.
You could go out for ice cream.
You could ask for her hand in marriage.
You could guilt her into baking you a pie.
You could guilt her into the buttseqz.
You could guilt her into a three-way with her sister/friend/mother/cousin/etc.
You could punch a small animal/child/wall/etc.
You could take off running and not return home for six months.
You could whistle an upbeat tune.

There are any number of things you could do. Don't pigeon-hole yourself into thinking that there is only one thing you can do. Get those creative juices flowing.

Thats what you get for dating a 14 year old.

Yep.

few years ago, i loaned my pickup to my daughter-in-law to haul some stuff to st.joe while they were in school. she hit a deer w/it. i'd only had the truck for a few weeks. she called and was crying so much i could hardly understand what she was saying. felt worse for her than the damn truck.

then they brought it back a week later, and the thing was still covered with deer shit, blood and hair. wtf? guess they didn't feel bad enough to wash it.

and yes, i paid to have it fixed. they'll get theirs though...they've got 3 kids of their own now.
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Yea, I thought "hey this will look good to her dad if I take care of it".

Rep for creative thoughts.

Nah she's legal.

Well if you aren't going to get many and I mean MANY quality BJ's out of it you should just can her.

So, you loaned your new car to a girl ur not sleeping with. What was the motivation ? The hope of sleeping with her I guess. Anyway, just going to have to suck it up that will go along way into getting all those things in the future. You should have waited for the camaro anyway.

this. in fact if you arent going to get bjs for any reason you should can her

Somethin's fishy, and it ain't your finger.

ROFL @ thread.

Looks like all you can do is live with it.
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I was waffling on wether or not I would answer the first part of this question. I will answer it after lunch, it's an interesting situation.

That's what you get for driving a Sandy Eggo Charger!

Ah, I get it.

Herpes.

Sorry dude.

:popcorn:

Ah, the gift that keeps giving, hope that's not the case.

Sorry to hear about the damage, that sucks. You might check out this board, www.chargerforumz.com for adds. I have seen several selling their stock stuff, including tail lights on there. This board is made up primarily of owners that modify their Chargers.

I find it hard to believe it would only cost 3-400 to fix that damage. Just repainting the bumper alone should be close to that amount.

Damn dude, sorry to hear your girlfriend has herpes.

and she refuses to give head...

and can't drive worth a f@ck.
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No she doesn't have an STD, but my stance toward sexual relations is to wait till marriage. I may go further, but I am sure I will get flamed enough. I dont judge those who do, but these are my beliefs.

That's cool, man. Be who you are.

The tail light is only $95 from the dealer if I buy it through our shop, and I will install it myself. The scratches arent horribly deep either, so our body shop Im sure can buff them out.

its nice you have your beliefs and everything but you gotta test drive before you purchase man

I'm disappointed.

In the future; "interesting situations" need to be interesting.

This is merely anti-climactic. I was sitting here hoping for an MTG#10 story and I get "I choose to wait..."?

Blah. Make something up. Entertain me dammit!

Ouch :shake:

if a former president says BJs aren't sex, that would be good enough for me.

So...if your girlfriend was driving and it was at her house, who is the "him" you keep referring to as far as not making "him" pay for it?


And...if there is no sex before marriage, then you should at the very least get constant bewb action or dry boinking, or whatever it could be that she would hold out on you...(hand holding?)

Well she is my pastors daughter, does that make it better?

Im talking about her father lol.

Sure...will make confession a hell of a lot more interesting to hear about.

Make her do the suggestions above, go to confession, and let us know how it went after you are done saying your 1 millionth hail mary for pennance.

Getting warmer. (I hear tell that this could work out VERY well for you down the road...)

I'd attempt to introduce you to the concept of technical virgins, but you appear fairly headstrong in your current course, so I'll simply wish you good luck and Godspeed.

I honestly understand that sentiment and if that's what you think then its what you think, I wont try and change what you think.

Are handjobs sex in your book ? If not she owes you about 75 HJs. ROFL
I couldn't resist, I tried.

Well I am not Catholic so the confession part shouldn't be an issue. Lol at 1 millionth hail mary though.

Wait...have you gone to college yet?

Just sayin'...damn near everyone I've known that plans to 'wait until marriage' really just meant 'wait until college'.

Okay, I'll leave you alone for real this time.

I'm always interested in things I dont know about, so if you want to expound a little more, then feel free.

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It's no problem, some people find it hilarious, some people find it old fashion, and that's ok with me.

I'm 22, and she is 18, and both of us are in college.

Cool dude. Carry on. You think she's the one or too early to tell ?

That's very cool. I had a friend do the same thing.

So anyway, my suggestion is you start a ledger of IOU sex for when you guys get married. It's like accrual accounting. You keep track of the value of services owed and record it as an asset.

For instance, she broke your cau, you book an accounts receivable for 50 whenever you want sexes. She invites her mother over to watch the Chiefs game, 5 Steak and blowjob nights. She makes you watch a chick flick, 2 whenever you want sexes and so on and so forth.

The correct answer is accrual accounting. Thank me later.
Oh and you should develop a currency exchange so the accounts payable can be paid off with cash in the event that you break up.
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That's actually an honorable position, but doggy-style is more fun.

ROFL

It's a her gochiefs. That would be a womancharger. You can call yours a mancharger though.

If she is a PK and you aren't doing her somebody else is.

It's still pretty early to tell, but she is definitely marriage material for me. It will be interesting to see how we progress, but that would be awesome.

Oh man that really made me LMAO, REP to you.