so i was high as **** last night
 

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

Yup. You are out of it.

Where do we come up with such quality posters????

I like stores that are convienient.
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High on meth or what?

They were probably more interested in finding out where you live so they can watch you and try to pop you doing something more serious that will result in a higher profile bust with more prison time. Watch your back dog. You're on front street.

Hes right you know. Thats the kind of shit cops do.

Yeah, dude, if you deal - I wouldn't do it for a while...

And with guys like Reiko out there, it's worth it.

Just out of curiosity, how does one forget they are high?
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Getting high, I guess. lol

Is it safe to keep one in the chamber?

One other thing. Cops hate gingers. Shave your head.

Who doesn't though?

.

I don't know. I forgot.

ROFL

Good point. He should've shaved his head a long time ago.

short term memory loss

What a ****ing moron, Why would't they keep three clips plus one in the chamber. Anybody with any sense does that. You keep full fire power avaliabale at all times just for morons like you !

You shoulda gave them a sample CD of your music, brah.

Then they would have arrested you for violating their eardrums.

Sup with everybody being a dick to this kid? What'd he do?

I never got the memo about being bought out by Raiders Planet.

Check up on some of the other threads he's made. He makes terrible threads and posts...and music for that matter.

I laughed at this thread... :shrug:

Weed is so innocent... we have a thread about a guy who's worried about dying from alcoholism and how horrible it makes his life at times, yet that shit is legal while the ganj still puts innocent kids in jail.

Oh, I don't care about weed at all man. People can smoke as much or as little as they like.

He made a thread a couple weeks ago calling everyone out as 'pacifist pussies'; I'm pretty sure that's what set it off.

ROFL

I need to find that shit.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=215788

There ya go, Metrolike.

how come he didnt say **** in the title? what a puss

That was the mop and broom in your mom's pantry, asswipe.

Way to go dipshit. You are lucky they didn't Glock you up.


http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp...endability.jpg

I've never heard of this guy. But he has a lot of red rep for some reason.

Hey reiko..I'm not sure if you're trying to pos. or neg. rep me; but your rep is ineffective.

Just FYI...probably has something to do with the glowing red bar and lowest negative rep level you're currently at.

I don't think you can give rep when you are red like that.

Yeah. Pretty much.

lol thats why im doing it, i can talk to people without my post count inflating, and they get nothing for it, but that really was the funniest thing i've seen here on the electronical einterweb, the board is alot funnier now that i've induced honesty

Nah, he's just probably high.

BTW, true story - I usually hate ROR, but he makes me laugh till I cry when I browse the CP stoned. It's like a whole new world opens up, hahaha.

With this kind of OP, you guys question why pot is illegal?? ROFL

No further questions, Your Honor. The prosecution rests.

that white stuff aint weed, bud.

ROFL obviously not a fan

Dear mods, please take away this idiots thread starting privileges.

XOXOXO

The Planet Members who don't smoke crack.
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If there's not one in the chamber, you might as well not have a gun.

I do suppose that when playing Madden Policeman you could pause life and load one, if you find yourself in that fantasy world.

heh :evil:

I was always told that God looks after drunks and fools...for a time.

High on life ... low on sence ....

were they getting donuts there...or following you out with your munchies?

I have a feeling life is getting ready to cock punch you soon.


I mean, its going to hold you down and have sex with you. Life's friends are going to laugh at it when it tells them you had so much body acne that it sounded like bubble wrap popping when it drilled you.

These........you may as well be carrying a cordless drill in your holster without one in the tube. And I don't mean a Hitachi or Dewalt 18 volt either, I'm talkin' one of those pussy-ass 9.6 volt Black & Decker joints......

Not only that, but short term memory loss as well.

It's all gooooood dude. Got yourself some taquitos didn't you? Taquitos from the QT are bomb as **** son.

Dave. DAVE!... it's the goddamned cops. I'm gonna ask them for directions!

exaaaaaactly man.

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...I'm gonna race em'!

Yup. Just ask Plaxico.

Seriously, how long does it take to chamber a round? Give me a break.

Also you have to take into account what type of fire arm you are carrying.

Is it a Glock with no safety or say a Sig or Smith with a safety.

Makes a big difference.

Yeah, race 'em. Cops love to race.

i'm pretty sure he wasn't carrying a glock. it would be pretty hard to accidentally fire one even without a safety

SOmeone would need to give me a couple pounds of weed for FREE for me to even consider taking him off ignore.

he can stop getting stoned, but
stoopid lasts a lifetime

so this guy is an idiot. has to be. i chased down a bike cop one time when i was high to ask him what kind of bike he was on. we ended up talking about bikes, and riding for about 30 min. here's the thing, when we were done talking, HE went into the chinese buffet, and I went to work. funny when the stereotypes aren't true, isn't it?

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You know your high when you see everything as a cartoon and your best buddy is Hulk Hogan but your being chased by Rowdy Roddy Piper and the Sheik( and hope he won't **** you up the ass)

"I don't know what it's called. I only know the sound it makes when it kills a man."

- Sgt. Four Leaf Tayback

The low IQ trumps the buzz.

[QUOTE=boogblaster;6197202]High on life ... low on sence ....[/QUOte

Kettle calling pot black!

I always hit the quick trip or the grocery store and get all of the things I like when I'm high, before I get high.

oK, REPEAT AFTER ME
"walk out of the house out to the shed
spark one :bong:
Walk back from the shed to the house"
NO COPS INVOLVED :shake:

:clap:

ROFL

Dude, it anyone would Know. I think he is to much of a dim bulb to listen to you OH and will end up with a Darwin Award at some point.

ouchies, my e-feelings
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Dave's not here
No, man, I'm Dave, man
Hey, c'mon, man
Who is it?
It's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me

Who?
Dave, man, open up
Dave?
Ya, Dave
Dave's not here

No, man, I am Dave, man, will you?
C'mon, open up the door, will you?
I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me
Who is it?
Oh, what the hell is it c'mon open up the door, it's Dave

Who?
Dave, D A V E, will you open up the goddamn door
Dave?
Ya, Dave

Dave?
Right, man, Dave, now will you open up the door?
Dave's not here
...

sorry but anyone who lives in Montana automatically loses 50 IQ points, so maybe you would have a point, if you weren't drooling..

This should be entertaining when Bwana hands you a beat down!

Ah the classic newbie mistake.

Failing to observe the battlefield before entering the field of battle.

I'm seeing nerf sword vs. Claymore here.

It's likely to be swift and bloody.

This is your brain on drugs.

REPOST!! :)

go suck a fart out of your moms ass while she's still giving you money to go buy your dope. you ****in C U N T knuckle mole hair.

What did he get at the convenience store. Cheetos I bet. Doritos too. And 4 of those wetfart rolls that sit there all day.
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