Cheapest place in Springfield to get shitwasted
 

Title is pretty self-explanatory. Where can I get FUBARed in Springfield for low dollar (and where my license plates won't get ****ing stolen off my car)?

DISCUS.

As a big Simpsons fan I'm surprised to learn that Springfield is an actual place. From what I've seem Moe's is what you're looking for.

teehee

Depends, do you have a foo manchu mustache and/or a mullet?

Good luck with this.

Once you say Springfield everyone from there makes like a dinosaur...

Sitting outside a Brown Derby with two twelves of Natty Light.

I don't want to know. I mostly hang out at Adobes or W.F. Codys.

Both have pitchers, Adobes has killer wings, and Codys has the frikkin amazing fried egg burger.

Walmart?

Fixed.

oooo...

Go to the Tipsy Turtle.

This.

Go in, get some natty light, go back to the parking lot, drink away.

Just go crash some frat party at Missouri State.

Cheap? I don't know what the cheapest palces are but they were having $5.00 shots of Cabo in the bar at Deer Lake Golf Course. Coyotes I guess then you can just walk around the building to the Pony Club. Cody's... Dennis' Place...uh....sounds like you're looking for a dive. There are lot's of places downtown. The Springfield Brewery...mmm.. Patton Alley Pub. Oh hell....what's that one place on south street? Folks who work in the resturants downtown go there after work....... There's lot's of palces. Shultz and Dooleys...I always go to a little bar off Campbell called Mixology. The daytime bar tender has a great rack and she's pretty sweet.


PhilFree:arrow:

There's a little bar on E. Chestnut called The Gatherin' Place. Cheap beer, cheap food, and the parking lot is well lit and faces a Chestnut so its unlikely anything will happen. Not a fancy place by any means, but everyone that hangs out there is pretty friendly.

Dry campus.

Patton alley pub is cool, probably not THE cheapest place, but it's pretty damn cheap

ROFL yeah right

Harlow's just off campus has cheap pitchers.

I prefer the Javelin throw personally.

dennis's

Dennis's is pretty funny cause you get to witness the drunkard news anchors from KY3.

Dennis's is full of low rent people.

Stepchild is pretty divey.

Another option is always VFW bars.

<<<<<-low ****ing rent people

Any single reporter/attractive female types?

In Columbia its Southside Pizza on south end of town.

$1 bottles everyday (except MU fball home game days and UFC ppv fights, the its $2)

you can get most shots for $3.

Though most weekends I tend to have $50-$60 tabs. That's what happens when you buy rounds.

Go to Boogie in downtown Springfield. On Thursday, its 2 for $1 wells and Friday its $1 pints. Plus a bunch of hot college pussy.

oh hell no. only the red nosed pissed off 50 year old dudes.

Where do they hang out..... I've yet to bump into any.

Probably at home, with their husbands.

KOLR 10 crew used to go to Ray's Lounge on St. Louis Street all the time. I remember one night when Ted Keller was basically the bartender.

I know this is Springfield, but what are the odds that every single one is married/in a relationship....

He is one of the red nosers I speak of.

LMAO

That's what I've always been told... That's why a bunch of MSU tools (as in tools from MSU, not tools because htey go to MSU) invade our school on weekends.

i like the stepchild,softtails,longbranch, and lindburghs.

that place is a hipster doofus magnet. **** downtown.

That place is death.

What was the place that was next to Does eat place. Before it was an irish bar, two old ladies ran the place? somethin moon?

Man id go in that place at 15 and get shitfaced.

I go to shultz and dooley's alot, when to a sports bar called boomers which had nice NICE newer plasmas lcd's with good sitting position with booths. I just drank crown that day, but it was one of the best places to watch a game.

southside bars suck. northside BWW is about as southside as i get.

I miss the OLD Uncle Bentlys

my dad would go to harlows in the early-mid 80s. hed give me a handfull fo quarters and id go to kinneys.

Whatever happend to the Cat & Fiddle Bar on Glenstone?
Is it still open?

Closed.

Archie's and Lindberg's, for my money.

Harlow's is probably the cheapest, though, day in day out.

This is bullshit. Still a really good deal but the $3 all you can drink wells and beer on Thursday used to be deadly. I never went to school there but I always made sure if I visited that I went down on a Thursday afternoon.

if you ever see me there dont say 'hey'.

no, its closed. that place was weird, dude...

ol SATAN.lol

you gonna play ball this winter?

Please explain. Admittedly, I havent been there in 5-6 years but it was a fun place to chill back then. It was full of 30 years + rather than frat boy douchebags, thats why I liked it. That and it was cheap as hell.

Nothing like having a burning desire to air hump your local news hottie:
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You're not allowed south of Sunshine!

Roadhouse towards Nixa is pretty laid back.

Is Satan still kickin', he was a really weird looking dude.

Fusion is pretty cheap and decent food with cheap drinks. Only been there once, it is like driving to Canada for me.

BTW J-Town what side of town are you staying?

Anything further south than Battlefield is my limits... Though I've only been downtown twice and both times were to Ernie freaking Biggs. And I say this because on my last visit (where parking in the garage on McDaniels cost me my tags) I spent way too much money, a needless $5 in point where a fat chick pretexted her way in by saying I was paying for her cover. **** that ****ing **** noise.