Things that piss me off with drivers, MS Paint style
 

I'd say about 80% of drivers out there are incredibly stupid and just do not think. Like it's raining, turn your damn head lights on. Why? because it's harder for others to see you, it's not to help you see.

I think my #1 pet peeve about drivers is the way almost all of them take left turns

This pisses me off, too.

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and yes I know my paint skills suck

Remain calm all you want. Looks like a divided highway so you're about to die in about one second anyways.

headlights when wipers are needed is a law btw

a law that has never been enforced btw. Seriously, 1/4 use headlights when it's raining AT BEST

there needs to be some underground society that pulls these people over and punches them in the face and then they will learn

they won't pull you over but in an accident you will get a ticket. I have worked at an insurance company for a decade or so, could be enough to divide up liability in an accident.

demon, you need to make a MS paint illustrating the danger or angering truckers and having them chuck truckers bombs at you. I almost got splattered by a huge jug of piss at the 169 exit on 1-29.

haha

It taught me the valuable lesson of never angering truckers that cut off you and another car and almost killed you both. You can't flip said trucker off, because if you do, when you attempt to pass him he'll just speed up until you're blocked in and throw a piss jug at you.

But he'll miss, because he's just a stupid meth-head trucker, not Brett Favre.

I never had that problem, but when I was 16 and got ahold of a CB radio, I learned fairly quickly not to fuck with people on that thing. They take their CB radio talk very very seriously.

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Bwahaha. I still stop by there every 3-4 weeks. It's a lot better than it used to be. I'll probably head out to Kelly's or Sharky's tonight. You gonna be out and about?

i dunno maybe haha

And people complain that NASCAR races are all just left hand turns and say how hard can that be, turns out 80% can't make a proper left hand turn.

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Do people seriously not know that you can turn right even if the light is red if the street is clear?

If there is no car, I wall ALWAYS cut that corner on a left turn.

god damn it's illegal in some places.

I have a GM, so my headlamps are always on.

It's obvious from this picture you drive the monster truck Big Foot and should really just crush the Geo Metro in front of you next time.

ROFLROFLROFL

OK I'll try to explain this best I can. I usually drive in the middle lane. I typically go the speed limit +5-10 mph. Then in my rearview mirror I'll see someone coming up behind me. Meaning they are going faster than me. As soon as they catch up to me they just pace me in my blind spot. :cuss:

I know that during high traffic times this is gonna happen but why does it happen when no one else is around?

If I come up on a lone driver I either pass them or pace them at a safe distance. Just not in their blind spot.

My little brother was a Gravedigger fan growing up. That shit didn't fly with me.

BIG FOOT 4 LYFE!

I suppose it's a no-brainer, most of us hate this, but slow drivers have the potential to ruin my day.

If the speed limit is 50, go 50-55 damnit!

SPEED KILLS.

I also hate Mr. Ima pull up next to you at a stop light and stare straight into your car for the whole duration of the red light.

don't turn your headlights on when it's foggy or the light will reflect back

It really pisses me off when people, who are obviously women, are driving vehicles.

Don't they know they cause 114% of all automobile accidents?

I swear, give a group of people the right to vote, and the next thing you know they'll be putting on Mary Kay in the mirror of their over-sized SUV, while finger-popping themselves to video uploads of the New Moon trailer on their iPod, and drinking $9 coffee that they bought after stealing a wad of cash out of their honest, 14 hour a day working husband's wallet.

expect red rep just a warning

Nah, I can pretty much say whatever the **** I want on CP.

Guess the thing that pisses me off the most is dumbasses who won't get the **** out of the fast lane.

:clap::clap::clap: plus every goddamn clapping gif there is.

I learned this lesson too- Apparently Olathe, KS was not ready for my CB talk show, 'Baby Jesus and the Overlord'. Mullet-heads are quite adept at triangulating with a CB.

i'll never let you go, i'll never let you go, i'll never let you go, i'll never let you turn around back on eachother.

I remember the stupid things, the moon rings, the bracelets and the beads, the nickles and dimes, yours and mine.

DO turn them on so others can see you. DON'T turn the brights on or they'll reflect back.

here in phoenix during/after it rains drivers don't turn on lights - basically forget how to drive. As soon as any rain hits their windshields it's brake time. Thing is most everyone is a transplant and I assume they drove in rain where they are from so why do they seem to forget when living here?

no need to go hydroplaning

the first thumbnail I dub thee, MOTHER ****ER I'LL RIP YOUR ****ING HEAD OFF

the second thumbnail is dubbed, ****ING ASSHOLES WHO ARE IN A HURRY TO GO NOWHERE

When I'm on the freeway I haul ass. Even if the CHP comes after me I'll ****ing outrun those MFers every time. On side streets I drive about 20 mph no matter what infuriating everybody behind me

And they suck ass when they come up to the mountains. Doesn't matter if it's rain, snow, or clear skies; a prerequisite of living in this State is that you have to drive like shit.

This cracked me up! ROFLROFL

I'm gonna give you 3EB rep, and no, I'm not gay.

and don't even get me started about rotaries

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Don't do this while driving.

I would like to hear someone tell me how you "drive in the rain" with visibility down 10% or more with a light shower it's a good idea to slow down. Thankfully it's the big daddy sumbitches with their fog horns, SUV's protien shakes falling out of their tailor with full workout station with lesbians eating each other out in the back seat. those people ususally end up in the ditch (happily i might add)

A woman I worked with at a bank years ago always drove the speed limit and gave me shit about driving 5-10 mph over.

I told her that by driving faster that I was getting away from the other cars (bad drivers in a pack) thus giving myself a better chance to avoid getting hit.

She disagreed, so I asked her how many wrecks she had been in the last 5 years. She had been in 3!!#!#!#

Myself=0

Debate over.

Oh ya, **** the people that put on their flashers in a downpour at night!!!

You Got me started...

ROFL unless you're this guy.

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