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Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 12:28 AM

Awesome thoughts of Awesomeness.
 
Okay, so you're just going to have to go with this as I see fit. This isn't about who currently does what where, but more about the RIGHT 3 necessary to bring your imagination to life.

Why am I doing this? Because each of us draw hope and joy in our own way. There's a part of everyone that can see with the Mind's Eye and use it. And at this particular moment in time, my Mind's Eye rather fancies the following scenario:

( Crowd noise comes up louder and louder as the sound man's fingers raise the mains for the lapel mics of our hosts )

Al: "And here we are, Monday night at the hottest ticket in the NFL; the Kansas City Chiefs hosting the Denver Broncos". "On the line? The right to claim division supremacy heading in to the post-season, and it all starts here". "John, what are you thinking about right now"?

Gruden: "I'm thinking I can barely hear myself think, Al".

Madden: "It's an intense, high-octane atmosphere isn't it"?

Gruden: "Man you aren't kidding".

Al: "You coached a game here not too long ago during your last season as an NFL head coach, and had some pretty positive things to say about Kansas City".

Gruden: "I'll tell ya', having been through these doors a few times, I knew that it wouldn't be long before the young talent I witnessed that day would start to climb as a team, and I said as much in my post-game press conference".

Al: "And climb they have; two years under the direction and supervision of General Manager Scott Pioli and Head Coach Todd Haley have brought the Chiefs back from the brink of NFL obscurity, and forward to the rowdy, successful, fan-first powerhouse that we witnessed for most of the 1990's and during the time of Dick Vermeil's tenure as head coach of this franchise".

Al: "John Senior, what are your thoughts"?

Madden: "I have to say this; in my time as the Head Coach of the Oakland Raiders, I coached a lot of very intense games against the Chiefs. We were rivals, and we played out some of the most intense games this league will ever see". "And though that rivalry is so deeply embedded in my blood that I could never really root for Kansas City, I have to say that being in this stadium, seeing this atmosphere, and feeling the volume of this crowd in my old bones makes me remember why I love this game so much".

Al: "Well how about it gentlemen, are you ready to kick off some division football"?

Madden: "Absolutely".

Gruden: "Let's do it".

Al: "And here we go"!


(and **** whatever they might have to say about Denver in pre-game because it doesn't matter)

Hammock Parties 11-28-2009 12:33 AM

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Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 12:37 AM

URINE ASS.

Hammock Parties 11-28-2009 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6298863)
URINE ASS.

No, dude. That would be my reaction to your glorious scenario.

Halfcan 11-28-2009 12:41 AM

awesome

DeezNutz 11-28-2009 12:43 AM

Cheers.

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Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6298864)
No, dude. That would be my reaction to your glorious scenario.

So the thought of the Chiefs on MNF getting ready to kick Donko ass hurts your vagina?

Or does my awesome imagination threaten your penis?

DeezNutz 11-28-2009 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6298868)
So the thought of the Chiefs on MNF getting ready to kick Donko ass hurts your vagina?

Or does my awesome imagination threaten your penis?

It makes him JI[his]P.

Don't make me fly out there.

Halfcan 11-28-2009 12:48 AM

I think maybe years down the road when Manning and Brady retire-the chiefs and Donks might be contenders for a SB-but that is a long way down the road. We also need 3-5 years of solid drafts to get there.

Hammock Parties 11-28-2009 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6298868)
So the thought of the Chiefs on MNF getting ready to kick Donko ass hurts your vagina?

Or does my awesome imagination threaten your penis?

It makes me cum like Peter North.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 12:51 AM

It's not that far off, we'll get there sooner rather than later.

BossChief 11-28-2009 12:54 AM

Love it!

I cant wait to have to overpay for tickets again!

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6298860)

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Oh shit; I just realized who that is. I'm sorry; the hat threw me.LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Oh God! How much would YOU pay to get the rights to THAT film back?ROFL

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 12:59 AM

I seriously thought that was some "Hee-Haw" shit!LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

big nasty kcnut 11-28-2009 01:18 AM

I did wìsh dennis miller was on mnf
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TinyEvel 11-28-2009 01:47 AM

radical radness (eleventy)

blazzin311 11-28-2009 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6298858)
Okay, so you're just going to have to go with this as I see fit. This isn't about who currently does what where, but more about the RIGHT 3 necessary to bring your imagination to life.

Why am I doing this? Because each of us draw hope and joy in our own way. There's a part of everyone that can see with the Mind's Eye and use it. And at this particular moment in time, my Mind's Eye rather fancies the following scenario:

( Crowd noise comes up louder and louder as the sound man's fingers raise the mains for the lapel mics of our hosts )

Al: "And here we are, Monday night at the hottest ticket in the NFL; the Kansas City Chiefs hosting the Denver Broncos". "On the line? The right to claim division supremacy heading in to the post-season, and it all starts here". "John, what are you thinking about right now"?

Gruden: "I'm thinking I can barely hear myself think, Al".

Madden: "It's an intense, high-octane atmosphere isn't it"?

Gruden: "Man you aren't kidding".

Al: "You coached a game here not too long ago during your last season as an NFL head coach, and had some pretty positive things to say about Kansas City".

Gruden: "I'll tell ya', having been through these doors a few times, I knew that it wouldn't be long before the young talent I witnessed that day would start to climb as a team, and I said as much in my post-game press conference".

Al: "And climb they have; two years under the direction and supervision of General Manager Scott Pioli and Head Coach Todd Haley have brought the Chiefs back from the brink of NFL obscurity, and forward to the rowdy, successful, fan-first powerhouse that we witnessed for most of the 1990's and during the time of Dick Vermeil's tenure as head coach of this franchise".

Al: "John Senior, what are your thoughts"?

Madden: "I have to say this; in my time as the Head Coach of the Oakland Raiders, I coached a lot of very intense games against the Chiefs. We were rivals, and we played out some of the most intense games this league will ever see". "And though that rivalry is so deeply embedded in my blood that I could never really root for Kansas City, I have to say that being in this stadium, seeing this atmosphere, and feeling the volume of this crowd in my old bones makes me remember why I love this game so much".

Al: "Well how about it gentlemen, are you ready to kick off some division football"?

Madden: "Absolutely".

Gruden: "Let's do it".

Al: "And here we go"!


(and **** whatever they might have to say about Denver in pre-game because it doesn't matter)

Well played. :clap: I hope someday soon you're right about this scenario.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by blazzin311 (Post 6298922)
Well played. :clap: I hope someday soon you're right about this scenario.

It's coming. I wish people could understand that my personal takes on the many aspects of building this team and my clash of ideologies with the powers that be have no effect on how much I love being a fan of this team.

When we went to OT and our game went National, I can't begin to describe how it felt and what it meant to be able to yell at the top of my lungs at the TV knowing we were absolutely in that game, and that we were really fighting for that win.

We're all starved, every last one of us. And it makes for difficult times.

But there were some sparks in that game that made me see the beginning of the smallest light at the end of a very dark and too long traveled tunnel.

Tiger's Fan 11-28-2009 05:56 AM

Off the bandwagon, on the bandwagon, off the bandwagon, on the bandwagon, blah blah blah.

Pioli Zombie 11-28-2009 06:26 AM

Monday Night Football is losing its luster to Sunday Night Football. Largely because its NBC, not cable. And because of the voices of Al Michaels and Bob Costas being connected to it. It FEELS more like a national game now than listening to twerps like Tirico, Jaworski, and loudmouth Gruden. But your scenario isn't as far away as some think. Not the way the NFL is structured.
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Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster Hymen (Post 6298941)
Off the bandwagon, on the bandwagon, off the bandwagon, on the bandwagon, blah blah blah.

Douchebucket, Douchebucket, Douchebucket. Douchebucket. Beak-beak-beak.

beach tribe 11-28-2009 02:08 PM

Thought you were worthless before I read that.
I JIMPed.

beach tribe 11-28-2009 02:10 PM

Wow. Chiefs fans are sad.

All we can do is imagine it.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 6299309)
Wow. Chiefs fans are sad.

All we can do is imagine it.

Gotta' start somewhere.:D

blazzin311 11-28-2009 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6298939)
It's coming. I wish people could understand that my personal takes on the many aspects of building this team and my clash of ideologies with the powers that be have no effect on how much I love being a fan of this team.

When we went to OT and our game went National, I can't begin to describe how it felt and what it meant to be able to yell at the top of my lungs at the TV knowing we were absolutely in that game, and that we were really fighting for that win.

We're all starved, every last one of us. And it makes for difficult times.

But there were some sparks in that game that made me see the beginning of the smallest light at the end of a very dark and too long traveled tunnel.

I agree 100%. That last game definitely showed some light at the end of the tunnel. Was it by any means perfect? Absolutely not. However the Chiefs did what they had to do to gut that win out. I'm just hoping however that the light at the end of the tunnel that did show, doesn't fade out before the Chiefs reach it.

Pioli Zombie 11-28-2009 02:20 PM

A win this sunday and its 3 straight. 4 out of 6. I lot of jizzin will be going on.
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Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by blazzin311 (Post 6299319)
I agree 100%. That last game definitely showed some light at the end of the tunnel. Was it by any means perfect? Absolutely not. However the Chiefs did what they had to do to gut that win out. I'm just hoping however that the light at the end of the tunnel that did show, doesn't fade out before the Chiefs reach it.

Prior to that game I truly believed we had blown it on so many fronts, that looking at .500 next year was a pipe dream.
This off season is going to be critical in terms of acquiring talent and better support staff so we can make that .500( or hopefully better )a reality.

Don't get me wrong, every off season is important. But this one is HUGE, and the heat in the kitchen is close to blowing up the thermometer on the wall.

So to speak.:D

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6299330)
A win this sunday and its 3 straight. 4 out of 6. I lot of jizzin will be going on.
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Huge, Sperm Whale-type jizzing.

Randy Marsh sneaking internet time jizzing.

EPIC!

bowener 11-28-2009 03:03 PM

I have got to hand it to you RoR, you really pegged the dialogue for Gruden. Honestly, it has his speech patterns and typical lines. Good job. I thought it was going to be total shit, but it ended up being pretty cool. Hope to god it comes true.

Pioli Zombie 11-28-2009 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6299340)
Huge, Sperm Whale-type jizzing.

Randy Marsh sneaking internet time jizzing.

EPIC!

I have a feeling its going to be a high scoring shootout. I just think Cassel has it going with Chambers, who has plenty of incentive to stick it to the Chargers. Charles brings something to the table. The D is turning a corner. I see a fun game.
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Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bowener (Post 6299427)
I have got to hand it to you RoR, you really pegged the dialogue for Gruden. Honestly, it has his speech patterns and typical lines. Good job. I thought it was going to be total shit, but it ended up being pretty cool. Hope to god it comes true.

Thanks. I loves me some Micheals and Gruden working side by side, even if it's just a fantasy.

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6299428)
I have a feeling its going to be a high scoring shootout. I just think Cassel has it going with Chambers, who has plenty of incentive to stick it to the Chargers. Charles brings something to the table. The D is turning a corner. I see a fun game.
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As many swipes as Pioli took at the dartboard, it's good to see he finally got a bulls eye in Chambers.

Pioli Zombie 11-28-2009 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6299517)
Thanks. I loves me some Micheals and Gruden working side by side, even if it's just a fantasy.



As many swipes as Pioli took at the dartboard, it's good to see he finally got a bulls eye in Chambers.

Again, its similar to what the Patriots did before the 2001 season. They brought in a ton of cheaps FAs, including 5 or 6 at WR. David Patten stuck. Seems to have been what happened here. And getting rid of LJ and Tony G reminds me of what went down with Bledsoe and Terry Glenn. New culture. Get with the program. No stars. Sign on or get out. Give Pioli until the end of 2010. They'll be AT LEAST a .500 team by then and heading up. Who knows, the turnaround may have started before our very eyes already. We'll know more tomorrow.
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Sweet Daddy Hate 11-28-2009 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6299530)
Again, its similar to what the Patriots did before the 2001 season. They brought in a ton of cheaps FAs, including 5 or 6 at WR. David Patten stuck. Seems to have been what happened here. And getting rid of LJ and Tony G reminds me of what went down with Bledsoe and Terry Glenn. New culture. Get with the program. No stars. Sign on or get out. Give Pioli until the end of 2010. They'll be AT LEAST a .500 team by then and heading up. Who knows, the turnaround may have started before our very eyes already. We'll know more tomorrow.
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I always believed that the "locker room cancer"-trip was a very overblown accusation regardless of WHO that player might be, but if Charles has another good game and we win tomorrow, there can be no doubt that LJ was affecting more than just the offense.
Sad really.


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