The Most Attractive Person You've Ever Known Other Than Your Spouse.
 

Five caveats and rules before I post the poll:

1. We're not talking about spouses and significant others here, so they are officially eliminated from the discussion. There is no need to post that your spouse is the most attractive person you've ever known. We already know and recognize that your spouse is extraordinarily and singularly gorgeous and that he/she may occasionally log onto chiefsplanet. So you are voting for whomever is an astronomically distant second to the woman who shares your heart and bears your children.

2. By "known", I'm talking about knowing that person well enough that they would know you and recognize you during your time of acquaintance and would still know you and recognize you if you didn't see each other for three months. So we're not talking about the time you saw Halle Berry in a coffee shop or the time you got introduced to Salma Hayek at a party. We're talking about someone that you know. This could be someone who knows your name or it could be that cute girl behind the counter at Carl's, Jr. who always says hi and recognizes you because you go there every day solely to see her dimpled smile, sparkling eyes, and perky bosoms.

3. We're talking straight-up physical attractiveness here, so your selection criterion should be that you would like to see that person naked more than any other person you've ever known. So yes, we understand that your daughter is the most beautiful person in the world, but unless you have some seriously screwed-up family dynamics, she is not eligible for consideration.

4. As one exception to Rule 3, if you somehow have a distant family member such as a cousin or aunt who, if unrelated to you, would top your list, but who is not on your list because you don't wish to have children with hip dysplasia, then you may select that person and no judgment shall be passed upon you.

5. You can make the judgment call about whether to include personality or solely physical appearance. It's your libido, so you know what's important.

Christy Hamilton. No contest.

One addition.

Posts are worthless without pics.

Although to be honest, Amber McCord was way too ****ing hot.

Weird. When I was in college, I knew a Christy Hamilton who was a stunner, which I'm sure was about 20 years before your stunner. She wouldn't rank #1, but she would definitely be in the top 20. That name must be good karma.

I think phobia nailed it, though I might ask that you remove the actual name so it doesn't get googled.

I'm asking because I'm wondering if there's any imprinting of people we meet when we're younger who are our first impressions of true beauty, and whether they then ascend to an immortal status for the rest of our lives.

For example, if asked this question I would immediately flout the rules and answer "my spouse". If forced to pick a distant second behind my spouse, I would first say that no one else could compare, but then if forced to pick or take a bullet to the head, I would default to a former high school classmate who was ... wow. Just wow. But I've met thousands of women since high school (or at least hundreds), so I wonder if this high school classmate benefits in my memory from showing up early when I was still being flung about in a hormonal hurricane of lust and unrequited desire. The odds seem low that a person's #1 ranking would be someone they knew in high school, but my theory is that high school classmates will rank well in this poll.

J K (initials). Man, did I like that guy in high school. We had some classes together. Senior year, we took Media. We taped the morning announcements to lay at the start of second hour. Had to pair up guy/girl, and we usually always chose each other. We had second hour together, too (Spanish III), and we'd sometimes walk together. Did he know I crushed on him? No way.

Ran into him a few years ago when I went to play poker with a friend of mine at someone's house. He's got two small boys now, and was recently divorce. DId I make a move? No way.

Not sure if he's the best looking (he was adorable though), but there was something about him. Maybe knowing he's the one I'd never have.

I plowed a girl once.

So another high school vote from luv. My theory is holding up in the early voting.

So luv, did you give him any signals to make a move? My other theory is that, with a person like that, a person may not make a move because rejection would eliminate that person as one's idealized match. It's better to avoid the risk of rejection for the guarantee of the permanent "what if" scenario. For that same reason I never asked out the object of my fantasies when we were in high school. If she rejected me, it would have destroyed that fantasy, and it was a pretty darn good fantasy. Probably better than reality, to be honest.

I was on spring break. Hooked up with a girl for 5 days. Then flew out to see her another time for 5 days. Does that count?

I avoided the risk of rejection. We didn't run in the same social circles. Not that he was too good for me, or definitely ot vice versa, but I didn't like a lot of his friends. He hung out with a stuck up crowd.

I'd love to see what she looks like today:

http://i49.tinypic.com/2z3nxpy.jpg

3 women in my life have caused me to have "bubbaitus" which is a condition that an old friend deemed an appropriate condition. 'Bubbaitus' causes you to forget the English language completely when approaching a very attractive women. When you approach this women all you can muster out is a few sounds of partial words and turn completely red before you have to leave out of embarrassment.

The 3 women I've known or met do this:
Brie Strohmeyer (google her) I first saw her in 8th grade at a dance and spent 4 years in highschool together. It took 2 years after bumping into her at JCCC to finally talk to her without stammering around. I'm usually a pretty confident guy when speaking to women but she was my kryptonite. She's now an actress.

The Hooters girl- Yes, this is outside of your requirements but I was 18 years old and all I could muster out was a long "yeeeaaassss" when she asked me what I wanted to drink. My friend ended up ordering for me because I was weak. I've been around a lot of hot women in my life but this one was definitely one of the best.

Emily- Coworker. Very attractive blonde and a girl that everyone stops and watches dance in the clubs. My 'bubbaitus' screwed this one up. We've gone out a lot to clubs, college games to a school she never went to or cares for, movies, charity events but I could never muster anything of importance when we talked...oh well.

Here's Amber. She wasn't quite as hot as Christy I guess.

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she's not really attractive at all IMO. and im drunk right now.

You should have seen her legs. Especially when she wore short shorts and crossed and uncrossed them from across the classroom. And you had a view right down heaven highway.

While those are attractive women, gochiefs, you and I must have different tastes. They would definitely be above average in my book, but they wouldn't be top 50 in my lifetime ranking book. Admittedly, I haven't seen them walk away from me and bend over to tie their shoes, though.

Did you happen to vote for any of the "I'm not a creep" options?

coworker in my 20s right before I met my wife.

Hey, it's her own fault. Bitch needs to get on facebook.

So this entire thread is based on your theory that we think who we liked in HS was the best....And then over time they become super goddess in our minds?

stfu

Yeah. And right now that theory is looking reasonably solid. Check out the voting; high school girls are ruling the waves.

Mine wasn't a girl.

Well, good point. But if you were a guy he would've been a girl. More or less.

None of the high school girls at my school were of much interest to me. There was one from another local high school I was pretty taken with but I still stand with the co worker vote.

Reading: It's fundamental.

LMAO

The hottest bitch at my high school was a teacher, actually. She looked like Linda Carter. No shit. 33 years old. There is no question every guy at school wanted bone her. Absolutely zero.

For me, it's definitely college.

I had one of those as well. Miss Potter. mmmmm mmmm. I was never more interested in history.

hmmm... definitely not high school for me.

More than likely college, but honestly there isn't 1 that stands out.

I agree. More women should get on facebook. So you know when it's like 3am and ur drunk and ya know google and stuff.

Okay, people, check out this vote. I'm going to publish this research and try to get it in the Journal of Attractiveness Research or something.

The hottest girl I remember was in my 5th grade class.

I think girls before 9th grade shouldn't count.

Yes, there must be a woody involved.

Christy used to wear very thin, white t-shirts. She had small boobs and often went braless. You do the math.

After you get to know them
they're no longer attractive

What if you're a teacher or something?

Was this supposed to be a joke?

No. Obviously I'm 100% serious about that.

You are being sarcastic?

A friend of mine, actually. Good gawd is she attractive; she's the hottest woman in any room 99.99% of the time.

Not really. When i told her to flip over she said, "I've only done it once in my life." I said, "don't worry about it, I'll do it slowly."

College classmate. Now married with a child in Florida, and if she's not a millionaire, she's close to it. Still gorgeous.

For me it is the typical, high school football player/ hot cheerleader scenario. She was amazingly friggin' hot. I dont have digital pics of us together... maybe I will scan some in. She tickles my fancy to this day... wait! Facebook, I will be back.

This is her after 6 years and a couple a kiddos.. Still really hot IMO. And, she's great person.

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1a. Friend of mine's little sister, if that's the proper term when he was 23 and she was 20 when we met. A paler, frailer iteration of Angie Seahorn nee Harmon. Worked that fine line between too skinny and skinny hot. And as we had the same sense of humor, we hung out a lot as actual friends without me coming off as that deluded hanger on. It was weird though to go out to bars and play pool or darts or just hang out, and there'd be every male eye in the place looking over with envy. Dunno if she was actually oblivious, but she sure played it that way.

1b. Secretary at first firm I worked at [actually started as an intern]. I can see objectively how she might come off as small town, WT, trying too hard, short and overtanned. But marthafocker she did it for me. She even had the 'Tina Fey scar' on her chin before Tina Fey, only hers came from hitting a telephone pole with her car. Biggest cringe, not sensing the situation, moment of my life was when she looked me up years later to hang on The Landing, and I stupidly asked some coworkers to come along, thinking [and here's a peek into my self esteem] my chances word spreading that I knew a hot girl at my new job was better for me than actually getting the hot girl [even though we'd had, moments, of intimacy in the past]. My luck, the coworkers were total asses, my plan worked 'better' than planned and they were drooling over her inappropriately all night, her getting up and dancing on the bar with the waitresses was a high/lowlight, when a couple of them shouted some moment killing come ons.

EDIT TO ADD: That's a wig in the pic, her actual hair is/was like when Halle Berry had her hair shorter.

Cara-former supervisor. Looked like Bridget Fonda. A total MILF. After she had her baby she used to go off and pump her breasts. I still have a fantasy about her pump not working, she calls me into her office, locks the door,and asks me to milk her.
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LMAO

I voted "coworker when in my 20s". Back in '95 and '96 I worked in Tampa. USF college girls. Scha. Wing.

Guess I should share this .. Linda Evans used to pay me for sexual-favors ... She was a knock-out body & looks ...........

Skips was Rose Kennedy.
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Shut up you little cretin.

I grew up in a small town and there weren't many hot girls in school. A guy I went to school with had a mom who was the hottest lady I'd ever seen. When we were 17-18, a group of us would go to the bowling alley just to watch her bowl. Whoever coined the phrase "I don't want you to go but I love to watch you leave" must have been talking about her.

Right now, I would have to say Maslowski is the big winner. Oh, my. Not that the other photos don't feature attractive women, but Maslowski's....oh, my.

Really attractive, smart and great person, still talk on line.We dated a few imes back in H.S.,and went different ways. She's married but she knows how I feel about her. Absolutely beautiful.

Where is the 'they were my fuck buddy' option?

Rich Gannon?

i had like 12 or 13 smoking hot chicks that were friends with me going into college. couple of them died, the rest went on pizza beer post college dropout alcoholic phase, smoke, then pooped out some babies. I am quite sure now looking at the same girls they fart in sweatpants at walmart while getting valtrex

how do you fix a broken dishwasher?
Slap Her

Nooooo. Only in my dreams. :D

In all honesty, I did not even think of him. He would be runner up to my friend who looked like a 70's Paul McCartney.

:D

They should film that story and show it every Christmas. Brings a tear to the eye, it does.

When we were young the future was so bright (whoa)
The old neighborhood was so alive (whoa)
And every kid on the whole damn street (whoa)
was gonna make it big in every beat.

Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn (whoa)
The kids are grown up but their lives are worn(whoa)
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives?

Chorus:
Chances thrown, nothing's free
Longing for,used to be
Still it's hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams

Go!

Jamie had a chance, well she really did (whoa)
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids (whoa)
Mark still lives at home cause he's got no job (whoa)
He just plays guitar, smokes a lot of pot

Jay committed suicide (whoa)
Brandon OD'd and died (whoa)
What the hell is going on?
Cruellest dream, reality

Chances thrown, nothing's free
Longing for,used to be
Still it's hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams

Go!

Chances thrown, nothing's free
Longing for, used to be
Still it's hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams

ugh sad that i know that is offspring.

Rochelle Gagliano

major hottie from school