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'Hamas' Jenkins 12-10-2009 11:18 AM
Is Buster Hymen Mike Keck?
 
Isn't that the name of the guy that wanted to fight Phobia at the airport?

I only ask because I received a number of PMs over the last couple of days asking for me to meet him at a predetermined place in KC so that he can fight me.

ROFLROFL

The Franchise 12-10-2009 11:20 AM
The fact that he is actually PMing people so that he can fight them.....makes him a super douche.

tooge 12-10-2009 11:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6333998)
Isn't that the name of the guy that wanted to fight Phobia at the airport?

I only ask because I received a number of PMs over the last couple of days asking for me to meet him at a predetermined place in KC so that he can fight me.

ROFLROFL
Pm'ing for a fight is pretty funny chit.

BossChief 12-10-2009 11:21 AM
ROFL

OnTheWarpath15 12-10-2009 11:23 AM
ROFL

Douchetastic.

tooge 12-10-2009 11:23 AM
I've been having one of those months. I'll fight him.

Gonzo 12-10-2009 11:24 AM
Awesomeness!!!11!!ELEVENTYTRILLIONOMG!!!1

DeezNutz 12-10-2009 11:25 AM
I only send those kinds of PMs to the weaker members on the forum, like Bwana and Mo.

BigCatDaddy 12-10-2009 11:25 AM
What lead to the PM challenge?

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-10-2009 11:25 AM
I responded with this gif:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/129150-1/...razy_laugh.gif


It only enraged him further

Bugeater 12-10-2009 11:25 AM
That should be a bannable offense. I don't know why more people don't use the feature where only members on your contact list can PM you.

tooge 12-10-2009 11:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6334031)
I responded with this gif:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/129150-1/...razy_laugh.gif


It only enraged him further
He must have a hardon for Tom C

Gonzo 12-10-2009 11:27 AM
Did you save those pm's?

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-10-2009 11:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6334041)
Did you save those pm's?
Oh, of course.

I could care less if he gets banned. I just think it's funny to flog him in public for his stupidity.

Frazod 12-10-2009 11:28 AM
Kick his noxious beaker ass.

Gonzo 12-10-2009 11:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6334048)
Oh, of course.
Will you share with the class Mr. Hamas?

:)

BossChief 12-10-2009 11:29 AM
hamas, did you get my pm ?

Demonpenz must be drunk already!!

ROFL

I live in Iowa...

tooge 12-10-2009 11:29 AM
please, please, please, can we see em?

The Franchise 12-10-2009 11:29 AM
Yeah.....post those PMs. I'm bored at work and I need some interesting reading.

Gonzo 12-10-2009 11:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6334060)
Yeah.....post those PMs. I'm bored at work and I need some interesting reading.
Really,
I mean I was really waiting for a good thread today. This has Epicness written all over it.

Stewie 12-10-2009 11:31 AM
Funny! I thought Buster Hymen was outted as a dupe account.

Lzen 12-10-2009 11:31 AM
Should be banned. That is a clear violation of CP TOS.

HemiEd 12-10-2009 11:32 AM
The guy is wrong, for sure. But I wondered how long it would be, before someone took some of this stuff personal.

tooge 12-10-2009 11:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 6334067)
Should be banned. That is a clear violation of CP TOS.
Dont ban him. Jack with him for a while, then ban him

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-10-2009 11:33 AM
PM 1...this was like 3 weeks ago:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Hymen
Why keep playing these childish games? I'm just an old man, a nobody. Instead of repping each other, why not just set a time and place? Isn't it about time you were a man for once in your life? I know you were picked on a lot in school, and for that I'm sorry. I just think we could work these things out like men, in person. I'd suggest you bring a friend, but I doubt that you have any. Anyway, give it some thought You might feel better about yourself finally if you just gave it a try. And who better with than some old dude that you could wipe off the map? Seriously, I'm willing to try, are you?
Yesterday:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Hymen
Seriously, if ya wanna hook it up. I think it's about time you thought about being a man, instead of a punk ass bitch. Give me a holla, and lets do this thing. Being a coward all your pathetic life can't be good on you, and I've heard you've been having some emotional problems anyway. Let me help you work that shit out. I'm sure your hideous wife would appreciate not having to **** such a pussy all the time. Let me know when you wanna grow up.
Response and PM #3

Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Hymen
Ok, continue being a little girl about this. A real man would be all over the offer, so I know where you stand on that subject. Pussy.
My response to that:

Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
ROFL ROFL
followed by:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Hymen
Yep, thats ALL you've got. It must suck to go through life being afraid of people.

Frazod 12-10-2009 11:34 AM
I probably miss out on a lot of shit like this because I only accept PMs from people on my contacts/friends list. But IMO PMs should be for friends. Douchebags can talk to me in the open forum.

KCUnited 12-10-2009 11:35 AM
Sure that's about fighting?

BossChief 12-10-2009 11:35 AM
heres what demonpenz pmd me a few minutes ago, Im sure as a joke:

12/12/09 day of punishment
87th and Lackman lenexa ks come get your face punchified


funny cause I live in Iowa...

tooge 12-10-2009 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6334073)
PM 1...this was like 3 weeks ago:



Yesterday:



Response and PM #3





My response to that:



followed by:
I'm not so sure he wants to fight you. Sounds more like he digs butt sex to me. I'd stay away unless you like the little red ball in your mouth contraption

Stewie 12-10-2009 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 6334083)
Sure that's about fighting?
I thought the exact same thing. He sounds like an old man that wants some lovin'. ROFL

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-10-2009 11:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tooge (Post 6334088)
I'm not so sure he wants to fight you. Sounds more like he digs butt sex to me. I'd stay away unless you like the little red ball in your mouth contraption
Step aside, tooge

Frazod 12-10-2009 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6334094)
Step aside, tooge
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. :D

keg in kc 12-10-2009 11:38 AM
Sounds like he wants to suck your dick to me.

Sully 12-10-2009 11:38 AM
I'm not sure he isn't asking you to make love to him.

Stewie 12-10-2009 11:39 AM
ROFLROFL

PM from Demonpenz:

Hey duke, Can I call you duke? We have been playing this game for awhile. Let's just squash this shit like a squash that you buy at Super food Barn. This sunday Blue Valley Southwest Behind the monkey bars (but infront ofthe 4 square) 1 on 1. No weapons, exept my nuclear fists baby. Pay up that insurance.......



LIFE INSURANCE

Gonzo 12-10-2009 11:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6334073)
PM 1...this was like 3 weeks ago:



Yesterday:



Response and PM #3





My response to that:



followed by:

ROFL

I'll go with ya Hamas, if you think you need backup.

Sully 12-10-2009 11:39 AM
Wow.
I guess I'm not the only one.

keg in kc 12-10-2009 11:40 AM
"Backup" is just a code word for astroglide and a box of magnums. And some rubber bands.

Gonzo 12-10-2009 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 6334104)
"Backup" is just a code word for astroglide and a box of magnums. And some rubber bands.
Good Times...

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-10-2009 11:41 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/1ixz7k.jpg

Sully 12-10-2009 11:44 AM
So is this a catchweight deal, or are you both going to meet weight standards?

RippedmyFlesh 12-10-2009 11:44 AM
To go from arguing about draft picks or dry wall to physical confrontation I just don't make the connection...........

Sully 12-10-2009 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 6334115)
To go from arguing about draft picks or dry wall to physical confrontation I just don't make the connection...........
**** you and your connections!!!

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-10-2009 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sully (Post 6334114)
So is this a catchweight deal, or are you both going to meet weight standards?
Good question. I'm at about 205 right now. Skinny-fat, FTW!!

Gonzo 12-10-2009 11:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 6334100)
ROFLROFL

PM from Demonpenz:

Hey duke, Can I call you duke? We have been playing this game for awhile. Let's just squash this shit like a squash that you buy at Super food Barn. This sunday Blue Valley Southwest Behind the monkey bars (but infront ofthe 4 square) 1 on 1. No weapons, exept my nuclear fists baby. Pay up that insurance.......



LIFE INSURANCE


Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonpenz
You ready for your #ing?
Yeah that's right, I don't have time to type out he word #. that's because I am too busy right now training. Training to WHIP...YOUR....ASS.. Now I know what you are thinking. WHY is Demonpenz so hardcore, Why does he love Doom Metal soo much, WHY AM I PISSING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW?
The answer is simple my friend. You are going to get rearranged like a rubics cube given to a blind man.
We will meet at the Apple Orchard off of 56th highway. You know the one...... I will be always hard core, chewing on those apple cores.
ROFL

OnTheWarpath15 12-10-2009 11:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 6334084)
heres what demonpenz pmd me a few minutes ago, Im sure as a joke:

12/12/09 day of punishment
87th and Lackman lenexa ks come get your face punchified


funny cause I live in Iowa...
He's fighting me on the 13th:

Quote:
12/13/09 Day of Fulfillment

87 and quivera come get your face plasterfied. We fight then!
ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts 12-10-2009 11:54 AM
LMAO He just wants to give you 50 bucks to watch you jerk off.

JohnnyV13 12-10-2009 11:56 AM
Wanting to arrange fights for words issued on an internet forum is comically childish.

However, I think the utterly PATHETIC nature of such a challenge outweighs the comedy. What does he think this is, the 17th Century? He wants you to "bring a friend" as some kind of modern equivalent to a colonial era second. I guess he misses grade school or is crazy enough to think he was Alexander Hamilton 4 lifetimes ago.

OnTheWarpath15 12-10-2009 11:56 AM
This thread might be HOC bound.

It definitely would if the poster in question actually showed up, but I'm betting he won't.

Sully 12-10-2009 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyV13 (Post 6334152)
Wanting to arrange fights for words issued on an internet forum is comically childish.

However, I think the utterly PATHETIC nature of such a challenge outweighs the comedy. What does he think this is, the 17th Century? He wants you to "bring a friend" as some kind of modern equivalent to a colonial era second. I guess he misses grade school or is crazy enough to think he was Alexander Hamilton 4 lifetimes ago.
I'm going to poke out your eyeballs and **** the sockets. Prick.

JohnnyV13 12-10-2009 12:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 6334154)
This thread might be HOC bound.

It definitely would if the poster in question actually showed up, but I'm betting he won't.
Yeah, it would be "legendary" if Buster showed up.

But since he wants to fight it out with (presumably) fists, I suspect he doesn't feel competent to use the combat medium of a message board: words. Which, I suppose, is somewhat understandable given his limited abilities.

RealSNR 12-10-2009 12:04 PM
I would feel honored, Hamas. I never got an invitation to fight him. This is all I got:

Quote:
YO
Kiss my ****ing ass. You gotta a problem with me? KEEP IT TO YOUR PATHETIC SELF.

JohnnyV13 12-10-2009 12:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sully (Post 6334169)
I'm going to poke out your eyeballs and **** the sockets. Prick.
You want to make a pornographic version of a three stooges movie?

Interesting concept. Maybe we should talk to Dane.

Gonzo 12-10-2009 12:05 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=9477

Here ya go.
;)

BossChief 12-10-2009 12:06 PM
the next demonpenz episode...


You think this is a game?
I don't give a **** what state you live in, Iowa, Missouri, Or kansas city. I know one thing
IOWA
YOU
ONE
PUNCH
IN
THE FACE

we can meet Dos Lombros the mexican taco place off of Dr. Doonstetter drive. Be there, bring one friend so he can hold my nokia and we can get pictures of your busted up face. Then I put them on my myspace for everyone to laugh. I MAY EVEN PUT IT IN MY BULLITION IN MAFIA WARS

bitch

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-10-2009 12:07 PM
Going through my rep comments, there are some gems from him:

still crying like the bitch you are, why not be a man and make me an offer, pussy

cry some more poindexter, Charles Atlas has a program for you to try

Gonzo 12-10-2009 12:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 6334191)
the next demonpenz episode...


You think this is a game?
I don't give a **** what state you live in, Iowa, Missouri, Or kansas city. I know one thing
IOWA
YOU
ONE
PUNCH
IN
THE FACE

we can meet Dos Lombros the mexican taco place off of Dr. Doonstetter drive. Be there, bring one friend so he can hold my nokia and we can get pictures of your busted up face. Then I put them on my myspace for everyone to laugh. I MAY EVEN PUT IT IN MY BULLITION IN MAFIA WARS

bitch

ROFL

Classic Penz.

Demonpenz 12-10-2009 12:12 PM
frazod has chosen not to receive private messages or may not be allowed to receive private messages. Therefore you may not send your message to him/her.

If you are trying to send this message to multiple recipients, remove frazod from the recipient list and send the message again.

The Franchise 12-10-2009 12:12 PM
LMAO....just got this one.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonpenz
Ever Wondered how you can work from home making a bunch of money? I have too, but enough of that shit. This message is about how I am going to KICK YOUR ASS. Spam? Virus? Malware? You better be ready for TEARWARE. That's the CODE MY FIST IS GOING TO BRING YOUR ASS. It's going to first provide your opperationg system (your face) With the blue screen of death, then Lock up your System, then crash it with an elbow to your spine. Good luck downloading a program to stop my awesomeness on Download.com.

MOhillbilly 12-10-2009 12:15 PM
ill be your 2nd hamas, though if he show up in a gimp suit(very likely)... im out.

MOhillbilly 12-10-2009 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6334207)
LMAO....just got this one.
lol. demon is gonna fist yo ass.

The Franchise 12-10-2009 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 6334223)
lol. demon is gonna fist yo ass.
Yeah...I noticed that. I might have to bring Gonzo to the fight....just so he can stand in for that part.

Extra Point 12-10-2009 12:17 PM
I nominate demonpenz for the second. I could use a few serious laughs-- a Leroy Nieman documentary in stick figures.

Gonzo 12-10-2009 12:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6334225)
Yeah...I noticed that. I might have to bring Gonzo to the fight....just so he can stand in for that part.
LOL WUT?

Where would I stand in on this bud?

The fister, or the fistee?
Cuz I ain't takin no fist up my ass.

Bearcat 12-10-2009 12:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6334207)
LMAO....just got this one.
LMAO

I'm glad he's keeping busy this holiday season... I think he went to MoWest (or drove by once), so it's not like he's employed.

That's right, I said it...

1ChiefsDan 12-10-2009 12:26 PM
Tis the season....dane sent me a pm this week wanting to kick my ass. Maybe they should all get together for a tea party.

Otter 12-10-2009 12:26 PM
If Hammas fights Mike Keck it must be video taped and put into the hall of classics.

I picture Mike Keck getting the better of him then Phil comes running in with a big a dip of skoal and giving him an exaggerated, over-dramatic forearm to the throat.

Phil, would you be willing to grow a mullet for this?

Mr. Flopnuts 12-10-2009 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by demonpenz
Do you remember that girl with 3 boobs on Total recall? Now imagine not 3, but 5...and 5 well they aren't boobs, they are my knuckles. Go ahead and go to Subway and ask for A knuckle sandwhich, I am pretty sure they are fresh out, but I got one for you. And guess one, IT'S FREE. Some come on down to the underpass by bartle hall and get your steaming pipe of ass whoop, I promise it won't be during a boat show or something cool like that, so you won't be too embarrass to shit your pants. Oh good, it's just a Furnature showcase at Bartle this weekend, I can SHOWCASE my hitting your face SOFA-king hard.

-demonpenz
I fear for my life. I need a mod immetriately.

CaliforniaChief 12-10-2009 12:33 PM
Sounds like the next CP Bash could live up to its name. BossChief's bringing the beer and burnt ends. Buster Hymen's bringing the 'roids, folding chairs, and tables.

bigbucks24 12-10-2009 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6334269)
I fear for my life. I need a mod immetriately.
Demonpenz might have just become my favorite poster. ROFL

Bearcat 12-10-2009 12:37 PM
LMAO

Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonpenz
You've been accepted!
Those are the words I longed to hear when I got in to missouri western, that was the second hardest school I went too, the first one was Demon's School of hard Knocks. You too can be accepted. All you have to do is bring your application (your face) to my fist. We will be processing your appication on 10th and walnut and expect to be there 13-15 minutes depending on how long it takes for the ambulance to arrive. We will be providing free things while you wait in line like concussions, broken fingers, and dizzyness. The dizzyness will be sponsered by quick trip, quick trip...providing demonpenz a rag which i can cover in gas and smother down bearcats throat for over 15 minutes. Here is a sneak peak at this semesters cylabus

8:00 8:05 roundhouse kicks 101
8:05-8:10 scissor kicks 210
8:10-8:15 break
8:15-8:20-dismissed!!!

Titty Meat 12-10-2009 12:38 PM
He prolly wants u to jack off him, Hamas. You know how those Lawrence guys are.

dirk digler 12-10-2009 12:42 PM
Wow what a douchebag. Now if he only would show up this thread might become interesting.

bevischief 12-10-2009 01:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6334230)
LOL WUT?

Where would I stand in on this bud?

The fister, or the fistee?
Cuz I ain't takin no fist up my ass.
ROFL

ChiefsCountry 12-10-2009 01:12 PM
He is one of the biggest douces on CP, I wish his punk ass would show up on this thread.

CoMoChief 12-10-2009 01:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6334073)
PM 1...this was like 3 weeks ago:



Yesterday:



Response and PM #3





My response to that:



followed by:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! What a faqqot.

bevischief 12-10-2009 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 6334084)
heres what demonpenz pmd me a few minutes ago, Im sure as a joke:

12/12/09 day of punishment
87th and Lackman lenexa ks come get your face punchified


funny cause I live in Iowa...
Well there is Rimann Liquors on the corner...

Frazod 12-10-2009 01:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 6334203)
frazod has chosen not to receive private messages or may not be allowed to receive private messages. Therefore you may not send your message to him/her.

If you are trying to send this message to multiple recipients, remove frazod from the recipient list and send the message again.
I see it's still working. :thumb:

Dave Lane 12-10-2009 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 6334203)
frazod has chosen not to receive private messages or may not be allowed to receive private messages. Therefore you may not send your message to him/her.

If you are trying to send this message to multiple recipients, remove frazod from the recipient list and send the message again.
I could take you and your bitch ass. All that be left of you is some amphibian shit and knit hat!!

Waterfall at Metcalf South meet your doom!!11!

Dayze 12-10-2009 01:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 6334191)
the next demonpenz episode...


You think this is a game?
I don't give a **** what state you live in, Iowa, Missouri, Or kansas city. I know one thing
IOWA
YOU
ONE
PUNCH
IN
THE FACE

we can meet Dos Lombros the mexican taco place off of Dr. Doonstetter drive. Be there, bring one friend so he can hold my nokia and we can get pictures of your busted up face. Then I put them on my myspace for everyone to laugh. I MAY EVEN PUT IT IN MY BULLITION IN MAFIA WARS

bitch

ROFL


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