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Hootie 12-15-2009 05:23 PM
Infidelity Poll
 
You have a wife...things are ok...meh meh...sex once a week...twice a month...blah blah blah...

Jessica Alba walks up to you...says she wants to bang...no strings...just bang...one time...no one will know...she just wants dogged and that's it!

BUT YOU'RE MARRIED?!

What would you do?

To dog, or not to dog?

KurtCobain 12-15-2009 05:24 PM
It's a dog eat dog world.

BigMeatballDave 12-15-2009 05:25 PM
I voted yes, but I'm not married...

KCChiefsMan 12-15-2009 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6349919)
I voted yes, but I'm not married...
same here

Phobia 12-15-2009 05:28 PM
Once or twice a month? That's ludicrous. How about 3-4x a week just as a starting point?

No, I wouldn't.

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-15-2009 05:29 PM
It's Jessica Alba.

burt 12-15-2009 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6349929)
It's Jessica Alba.
While in theory, I agree with Phobs....THIS!!!!

rockymtnchief 12-15-2009 05:31 PM
I've had better. I'd pass. /Chiefs Planet

BIG_DADDY 12-15-2009 05:31 PM
Mary voted no but I think we all know what that's about.

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-15-2009 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6349919)
I voted yes, but I'm not married...
This.

Anytime you put Jessica Alba in a "bang or not to bang"-poll, there's only one way my vote is headed.

kcxiv 12-15-2009 05:32 PM
lol, Jessica Alba should be in every guys celeb free to bang list.

Rain Man 12-15-2009 05:35 PM
Clarification: what if your wife is Jessica Alba? Is this then a trick to get a divorce settlement, or would we assume that it's Jessica's unknown twin who was lost at birth?


As an aside, my wife and I have an arrangement where if Bruce Springsteen and his wife Patty Scialfa ever propose a one-night swap with us, we'll say yes.

Pablo 12-15-2009 05:38 PM
Yes. And I don't pull out either.

SDChiefs 12-15-2009 05:39 PM
If said wife is only putting out twice a month then she is not living up to her womanlly duties. There for you should not have to. IMO

CaliforniaChief 12-15-2009 05:41 PM
I voted no.

I'd ask her to repeat her proposition again while I secretly dialed my wife. She would hear and I would deposit so many points in the Bank of Wife that I could retire and have Alba-esque sex for the rest of my life.

And I'd sell the story to TMZ.

And no, I wouldn't ever cheat on my wife. I love her, I made a promise to her, and I've seen the consequences of infidelity in others' lives. I like what I've got.

Dante84 12-15-2009 05:44 PM
She's not even that good of a prospect. Her lips are too puffy, and she is too tall to be a spinner. I would most likely go with Whitney Port (USC - The Hills) or Kyra Sedgewick (USC- The Closer).

/Mecca

Bane 12-15-2009 05:45 PM
I'd hit it like Hiroshima!!!!

CaliforniaChief 12-15-2009 05:46 PM
Good boy, Gonzo.

Ummm....how would Lumpy vote?

rockymtnchief 12-15-2009 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6349952)

As an aside, my wife and I have an arrangement where if Bruce Springsteen and his wife Patty Scialfa ever propose a one-night swap with us, we'll say yes.
Well I don't know how many girls you've dated, man
But you ain't lived till you had your tires rotated
By a red headed woman
A red headed woman

soundmind 12-15-2009 05:48 PM
Face down in a dumpster, you bet your pistols I'd do it.

Simply Red 12-15-2009 05:52 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/hst2si.jpg

Red Brooklyn 12-15-2009 05:54 PM
Voted no...

and I gotta tell ya. I'm not really attracted to Alba. I supposes she's pretty, but she's so talentless that it hurts. I know we're not talking about ****ing her talent, but I just can't get passed how bad she is. So... no... I wouldn't. Because I'm married. Because I love my wife. Because I don't believe in cheating. And because I'm just not that attracted to Jessica Alba. She's bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.







Bad.

Iowanian 12-15-2009 05:55 PM
I wouldn't do it. My word and my vow are worth far more than a wet pickle.

Pablo 12-15-2009 05:58 PM
We'll be able to add this to the other infamous CP polls before long. The NO's will outweight the YES's and we'll all continue about our lives throwing the football 60+ yards with our 11 inch penises.

L.A. Chieffan 12-15-2009 05:59 PM
jessica biel would be tougher to say no to

Phobia 12-15-2009 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 6349975)
I made a promise to her,
If that's not enough deterrence for the average guy....

Quote:
and I've seen the consequences of infidelity in others' lives.
This should be. I've seen more carnage from infidelity than from war. Really. I've lived both. If you step out on your wife, be prepared to take a 50% reduction on your wages for a very long time because that's what it's gonna cost to:
1. Pay your attorney and potentially hers.
2. Lose half your retirement.
3. Pay alimony & child support.
4. Regain intangible relationships which have been damages - whether it be friendships or professionally oriented.

and on and on and on.

L.A. Chieffan 12-15-2009 06:01 PM
i would do everything in my power to convince the two of them to get together

burt 12-15-2009 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 6350054)
If that's not enough deterrence for the average guy....



This should be. I've seen more carnage from infidelity than from war. Really. I've lived both. If you step out on your wife, be prepared to take a 50% reduction on your wages for a very long time because that's what it's gonna cost to:
1. Pay your attorney and potentially hers.
2. Lose half your retirement.
3. Pay alimony & child support.
4. Regain intangible relationships which have been damages - whether it be friendships or professionally oriented.

and on and on and on.
My retirement is not what it was......

Dante84 12-15-2009 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6350047)
...and we'll all continue about our lives throwing the football 60+ yards with our 11 inch penises.
I can't throw 60 yards.

:D

Colt4540 12-15-2009 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 6350054)
If that's not enough deterrence for the average guy....



This should be. I've seen more carnage from infidelity than from war. Really. I've lived both. If you step out on your wife, be prepared to take a 50% reduction on your wages for a very long time because that's what it's gonna cost to:
1. Pay your attorney and potentially hers.
2. Lose half your retirement.
3. Pay alimony & child support.
4. Regain intangible relationships which have been damages - whether it be friendships or professionally oriented.

and on and on and on.
No one will know, it's only cheating if you get caught.

Bugeater 12-15-2009 06:16 PM
I honestly do not know who this Jessica Alba is.

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-15-2009 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6350108)
I honestly do not know who this Jessica Alba is.
http://thesportsidiot.com/blog/wp-co...california.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-15-2009 06:20 PM
And she has the most awesome ass evah!

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-15-2009 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6350117)
And she has the most awesome ass evah!
http://hangedman.files.wordpress.com...-05-726910.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-15-2009 06:22 PM
That's the stuff...

Bugeater 12-15-2009 06:23 PM
Oh, so she's a supermodel or something? I dunno, isn't the point of nailing someone like that being able to brag that you had it? You wouldn't be able to do that if you're married.

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-15-2009 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6350129)
Oh, so she's a supermodel or something? I dunno, isn't the point of nailing someone like that being able to brag that you had it? You wouldn't be able to do that if you're married.
She's an actress, of such fare as The Fantastic Four and Into the Blue.

A modern day Meryl Streep, with an ass like a ten year old boy.

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/t/03240-3.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-15-2009 06:25 PM
I'd like to purchase an E-ticket for one ride please..

http://hollytrash.com/wp-content/upl...ite-bikini.jpg

Bugeater 12-15-2009 06:27 PM
Either way, if you can't talk about it, what's the difference between nailing her and some random hot chick at a bar?

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-15-2009 06:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6350140)
Either way, if you can't talk about it, what's the difference between nailing her and some random hot chick at a bar?
Satisfaction in a job well done.

The_Doctor10 12-15-2009 06:30 PM
If you said 'yes' you're married to the wrong woman, in my estimation.

LaChapelle 12-15-2009 06:32 PM
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I'd just pretend it's this

DaneMcCloud 12-15-2009 06:33 PM
Jessica Alba? No freakin' way.

If we're playing this game, the only way I'd even consider cheating would be with a smokin' hot pornstar - a chick that would give me a night of crazy-ass sex that I'd remember forever.

Not some teeny-bopper who named her daughter Honor.

And even then, I wouldn't cheat. Cheating is NOT cool.

Phobia 12-15-2009 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colt4540 (Post 6350097)
No one will know, it's only cheating if you get caught.
I'll know.

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-15-2009 06:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6350142)
Satisfaction in a job well done.
http://koolmornings.files.wordpress..../high-five.jpg

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-15-2009 06:39 PM
42% of people never saw that episode of Friends, I guess.

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-15-2009 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 6350153)
J

Not some teeny-bopper who named her daughter Honor..
I'd get honor.

Donger 12-15-2009 06:40 PM
I'll never cheat on my wife, period. But, to be blunt, I doubt that Jessica Alba's vagina is vastly different than any other woman's vagina.

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-15-2009 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6350171)
I'd get honor.
HI-YO! You are correct Sir!

RippedmyFlesh 12-15-2009 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 6350038)
I wouldn't do it. My word and my vow are worth far more than a wet pickle.
This
Iowanian common sense shows through once again.

Donger 12-15-2009 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colt4540 (Post 6350097)
No one will know, it's only cheating if you get caught.
:spock:

You will know.

CaliforniaChief 12-15-2009 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 6350183)
This
Iowanian common senses shows through once again.
Yup.

Iowanian 12-15-2009 06:46 PM
It wouldn't be worth it if she could milk a piece of rice with her holster.

Red Brooklyn 12-15-2009 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6350173)
I'll never cheat on my wife, period. But, to be blunt, I doubt that Jessica Alba's vagina is vastly different than any other woman's vagina.
:clap:

Bwana 12-15-2009 06:50 PM
Nope

Gonzo 12-15-2009 06:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 6349999)
Good boy, Gonzo.

Ummm....how would Lumpy vote?
Shit, as long as I can sit in the corner with a camera, i'm good with it.
Posted via Mobile Device

Lumpy 12-15-2009 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 6349999)
Good boy, Gonzo.

Ummm....how would Lumpy vote?
First off, I'm pretty sure that Gonzo lied. LMAO Secondly, I would vote no, (she strikes me as and idiot and I'm attracted to intellect). Lastly, if Gonzo would have the opportunity to tap that ass, I should be able to track down Orlando Bloom and rock his world. Gonzo and I have our celebrity lists b/c that's how we roll. :D

Bugeater 12-15-2009 06:55 PM
This poll is flawed anyway, I wonder how many people that voted yes are even married, I'm fairly certain Claythan isn't. And out of those who voted no, I wonder how many of them have a significant other that occasionally logs on here.

Lumpy 12-15-2009 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6350205)
Shit, as long as I can sit in the corner with a camera, i'm good with it.
Posted via Mobile Device
Shouldn't u be cleaning up ur man cave?

Bwana 12-15-2009 06:57 PM
On a side note:

http://img.hobowars.com/fn_photos/l_...image.axd.jpeg

Gonzo 12-15-2009 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6350214)
Shouldn't u be cleaning up ur man cave?
Oh, hai!

She's not on mah list fyi.

Now then, how could u say that? I think she's ok but I wouldn't throw the marrage down the tubes on her. Rosanne Barr however....
Posted via Mobile Device

Rain Man 12-15-2009 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6350213)
This poll is flawed anyway, I wonder how many people that voted yes are even married, I'm fairly certain Claythan isn't. And out of those who voted no, I wonder how many of them have a significant other that occasionally logs on here.
Meaning no offense to anybody, I think there's too much use of the public poll option. Perhaps a good test of this would be to set up an anonymous poll option and see if the results differ. I suspect they would.

Gonzo 12-15-2009 07:00 PM
Orlando Bloom is a homo btw...
Posted via Mobile Device

Saul Good 12-15-2009 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6350171)
I'd get honor.
I wouldn't cum in her, but I'd cum honor.

niblet 12-15-2009 07:05 PM
Her knees are too sharp.

Lumpy 12-15-2009 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6350225)
Orlando Bloom is a homo btw...
Posted via Mobile Device
:cuss: He may be a ****ing vegetarian, but he's not gay!! See...

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/f...022-328246.jpg

:D

(Sry guys, but if u want to post ur pics, it's only fair that us women can post ours).

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-15-2009 07:11 PM
1)

http://www.celebrityfreewallpapers.c...serialNumber=2

2) Cue Music:

<object height="344" width="425">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1_CsZVbdVkI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></object>

3)

http://i42.tinypic.com/ifa2ox.jpg

CaliforniaChief 12-15-2009 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6350235)
:cuss:
Actually he's straight and engaged to Miranda Kerr.

However, he's fully involved in the global warming fallacy and head over heels in love with PresidentObama, so his intelligence has to be questioned, thus disqualifying him from being attractive to you.

Gonzo 12-15-2009 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 6350246)
Actually he's straight and engaged to Miranda Kerr.

However, he's fully involved in the global warming fallacy and head over heels in love with PresidentObama, so his intelligence has to be questioned, thus disqualifying him from being attractive to you.
Remind me to rep you later...
Posted via Mobile Device

CaliforniaChief 12-15-2009 07:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6350247)
Remind me to rep you later...
Posted via Mobile Device
Rep me later.

Lumpy 12-15-2009 07:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 6350246)
Actually he's straight and engaged to Miranda Kerr.

However, he's fully involved in the global warming fallacy and head over heels in love with PresidentObama, so his intelligence has to be questioned, thus disqualifying him from being attractive to you.
:huh: If this is true then, I hate u for stating this fact. :grr:

(j/k ur still ok in my book)

Donger 12-15-2009 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6350235)
:cuss: He may be a ****ing vegetarian, but he's not gay!! See...

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/f...022-328246.jpg

:D

(Sry guys, but if u want to post ur pics, it's only fair that us women can post ours).
No offense, but even my notoriously bad gaydar goes into DEFCON 1 looking at that picture. He doesn't even know how to make coffee.

teedubya 12-15-2009 07:18 PM
Well, Here is a true story...

I said to my wife, if Jessica Alba wants to hump me, just one time... it will happen.

And if Johnny Depp wants to hump her... it's ok.

Neither would happen, so it doesn't matter. lol

CaliforniaChief 12-15-2009 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6350255)
No offense, but even my notoriously bad gaydar goes into DEFCON 1 looking at that picture. He doesn't even know how to make coffee.
Agreed. If I didn't do some biographical research I would have guessed gay. (NTTAWWT)

Guys like this toe the line because a lot of these women find metrosexual guys attractive. Unfortunately, if they toe the line too long, they end up like Elyse Keaton. (NTTAWWT)

BWillie 12-15-2009 07:23 PM
You guys know your sig other will be able to look up this thread if they are so inclined right?

Colt4540 12-15-2009 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6350188)
:spock:

You will know.
Of course I would know, that goes without question. And besides, I would be damn glad to know that I pumped that.

Donger 12-15-2009 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colt4540 (Post 6350273)
Of course I would know, that goes without question. And besides, I would be damn glad to know that I pumped that.
I presume that you would extend that line of thinking to your wife if she had the opportunity?

Colt4540 12-15-2009 07:32 PM
Yeah, I believe if she wanted Brad Pitt and had the chance, I'd tell her to go for it. But like this cat said......

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 6350256)
Well, Here is a true story...

I said to my wife, if Jessica Alba wants to hump me, just one time... it will happen.

And if Johnny Depp wants to hump her... it's ok.

Neither would happen, so it doesn't matter. lol

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-15-2009 07:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6350281)
I presume that you would extend that line of thinking to your wife if she had the opportunity?
Hell, I've had that conversation w/ my wife.

Donger 12-15-2009 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6350314)
Hell, I've had that conversation w/ my wife.
I think most couples have. We have, for sure. But, I don't believe that is what the person to whom I was responding was getting at.


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