****Official "Haley just kicked to Cribbs again" Presser - 4:00CST
 

KCChiefs.com - 4:00

More coachspeak, cliche and babble?

Or is today the day he snaps and says, "something he's going to regret"?

He's going to say the Defense improved.

damn it Haley!

We emphasized trying to defend against Cribbs. It's a process, and I'm seeing progress.

He actually said that yesterday in the post-game. I shit you not.

I'm obviously paraphrasing, but he said something like, "This is disappointing because I really thought the defense had shown improvement over the past few weeks."

:spock:

Giving up 40+ points in 3 of your last 4 games, and giving up just shy of 800 yards rushing in your last 3 is improvement?

I told Matt on the final play to make sure he went to the referee and call "bank."

These things are pointless

He's going to say that he needs to coach better, taking responsibility for the loss.

Reaffirming the need to give him more time.

lol yea I heard that too. He is Vermiels G-Robinson.

Worried about facing LJ this weekend.

Very talented back. "Special."

"Major reason why we couldn't seem to find carries for Charles earlier this season."

A big thanks to the fans...by the way, 2010 season tickets go on sale..........

"Players continued to play hard and stayed composed." Haley says, he's "very proud of this."

Also, makes a point to say that he'd "like to shove it up George Blowfish's ass."

I actually got an e-mail this morning:

Asked about Weis, he said "I don't want that fat **** in KC, or his 'decided schematic advantage.'"

Will they accept an upper-decker as a deposit?

"No," according to Haley.

Yes, that defensive stand at the end of the game was Stalingradesque.

Shocking, Haley is late, again.

Has he been on time for a Monday presser once this season?

Someone please photoshop Jerome Brown running through the middle of this wreath.

http://kcchiefs.com/

ROFL

He's busy demanding perfection from his players. Checking weight, etc.

Yeah, the perfect gift to a reaction that looks like this...:spock:

I think he had to head over to the stadium and watch the grounds crew try to extract our entire defense from the ground. Word is that a couple of the guys are barely visible.

He is busy memorizing his lengthy detailed responses.

Jeez, not even any Josh Looney asskissing while we wait.

KFFL reports that Josh Looney is now trying out for Nose Tackle. He's about the right weight, according to Haley.

Oh great they are showing shitty highlights

Did you see the "pressure" we put on Quinn that resulted in the first INT?

At least that's what I heard on CP.

D forcing mother****ing mistakes.

LMAO the Hail Mary made the loop.

I think it is kind of tacky by showing up late to your own PC.

Not just a little late, either.

he can be late all he wants as long as he say Clancy Pendergast has be let go

He's been 20 minutes late before.

In the spirit of the weekend, he's planning on being 25 minutes late to break his own record.

Being late is a ****ing pet peeve of mine.

And here we go...

About time asshole. God he looks like shit

Already blaming the ST, instead of the decision to kick to the ****ing guy.

OMG.

If we catch the ball, Cleveland can't run it.

WTF?

my feed is cutting out.

Needed the TO to make sure we were clearly out of FG range. The TO prior to punting to Cribbs. LMAO.

Honest. Not making this up.

This is Herm-esque.

When did Todd Haley get canned and more importantly, why in the **** did we turn around and hire Dudley Dawson of Lambda Chi?

Oh, and that hoodie is NOT the Patriot Way, Sleeves!! Off!! Now!!!

Holds coaches accountable

Not going to speculate about coaching changes

Not going to speculate on coaching changes, we have our most important game of the year coming up this Sunday.

ROFL

looking very belichick-esque in the hoodie

also looking a little haggard

Says he's sorry to the guy he flipped off in Section 119 after the game.

Anyone going to ask the obvious? Why did you ****ing kick to their best player, consistently?

Didn't win the LOS on D

you're kidding, right?

"We've shown the ability to run the ball consistently better."

Wants to thank the fine folks at Twitter for helping to make this possible.

If we did 1 of the 3 things better we win the game.

Yes, I'm kidding.

ROFL

WTF?

I have a feel for coaching WRs.

It's like a trusty putter.

Wouldn't say the team has regressed.

:spock:

Counted 10 drops

What the team has regressed. Anyone can see that.

He does look like dog shit.

Team has not regressed.

"That result yesterday wasn't good enough...I think there has been progress made in enough areas to know that we're making progress...more yo-yo-ish than I would have liked."

LMAO. Rhetorician.

There's been enough progress to see we're making progress.

:doh!:

It's not regression, it's yo-yo. ROFL

Your not getting the job done, haley.

Too much yo-yo.

more yo-yo-ish than I'd like. Dude, you're walking the dog, at the end of the string, dead at rock bottom.

This shit painful to listen to spit it out u dumbfck

Is the run defense problems because of personnel, or coaching?

Uh, uh.....

Uh.

Well, Uh.

That's a little too black and white.

Doing "it" the right way. Doing "it" at a higher level. "It's" a process.

He is not going to throw anybody under the bus even though the media is trying to get him to blame the coaches

That question is too yo-yo-ish, Adam.

Dancing around the issue of Pendergast.

That moron really made a reference to a yo-yo?

DTs are going to bounce back, literally. Gonna get their asses kicked back off the los

Not fair to evaluate Jackson's season-long progress because of yesterday's performance.

:spock:

He's getting pissed.

He was talking about the players being a yo-you in their performance, not being consistent

But follows up by talking about the "big strides" that Dorsey has made this season.

Un.

****ing.

Real.

He can go **** himself, too.

One painfully stupid mother****er on Sundays.

Maybe the best ever? That's reeruned, he holds the record for most kick returns ever and he's still playing. It's not a question, the guy is the best returner of all time.