***The Official 2009 C.P. MVP Final Round Thread***
 

Finally!

Here we are, the final round of MVP voting. Where originally we were going to have 10 posters for the final round, the Academy has decided to decrease that number down to 8, (due to the voting structure in the 1st round).

All bribery from the last thread are not applicable here.

As with the last thread, no mult accounts are allowed to vote. If we see this, that poster will be disqualified from the competition.
If there are multiple new accounts(less than 5 posts) voting for a single poster, the academy reserves the right to disqualify those votes to prevent any shenagians.

This thread will close on Monday, 1-4-10.

All bribes will be updated regularly. If one is missed, please PM Big Red Chief or Me to update.


Bribery Tracker V 3.0:

1. Gonzo:$75,000 in Casino Cash from California Chief for the next 4 votes. Rep from Gonzo, California Chief, Sofa King and Pestilence. They will also recieve multiple reps from Fritz 88 and signature rights for 3 months. LINK Please PM to collect.
2. Phobia: Phobia will neg rep any voters for GoChiefs and Mecca, He will also double the Casino Cash offers from Mecca or GoChiefs to not vote for them.











Any Mod involvement that impacts the outcome of this race can result in forfeiture by the benefitting candidate. This will be reviewed by the C.P. Academy on a case-by-case basis.

Perhaps I should have waited a day to start that marijuana thread.

All I can say right now is this...Team Gonzo is ready to open the vaults of CC and rep to help all CP members get off to a profitable new year.

The first five people to vote for Gonzo will receive $50,000 from me and some rep from Gonzo, Pestilence, Sofa King, and myself.

Alright, hear me out. I still think this is stupid, but I am going to subscribe to this thread for the boobies.

Thank you.

Edit: I just noticed that my name is on the list. Thanks

I don't really care who wins as long as it's not gochiefs or mecca.

So, I'll be giving all gochiefs and mecca voters neg rep. + rep for all others. I'll also double any legitimate bribe offer gochiefs and or mecca backers put on the table.

I abstain from voting.

I can see cliques developing on the Planet. Is this a good thing?

Nobody will remember that you called them skanky and dirty LMAO

Your and idiot.

Since I don't play in the casino more casino money is not a factor for me. I don't care about getting more rep, so thats not a factor. My vote will be based on merit. Even though Gonzo and I serve together in the Academy, I'm leaning towards Rainman because he's the "coolest kid" in the neighboorhood and a pretty consistent poster of many a humorous thread and individual posts.

I will rub your nipples down with menthol hand cream in a circular motion for your vote.

Great!......that means Skip is in MY clique!

damn.....too bad I already voted!

This.

You'd better come through on the beer and ribs, Gonzo.

Edit: I'll pass on the rubdown though. http://fatchatter.com/forum/Smileys/...er/shudder.gif

Team Gonzo, **** yeah

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give it to me....I am open minded! (just kidding, btw.......Clayton)

ROFL that is a "Rainman" like humorous post.

Thanks Bug...

Pay the man, boys.

I'll walk your poodle, if you catch my drift.

that is a "Ultra Peanut" like humorous post.

oodle poodle

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Hook a guy up with some campaign cash and I'll clean out your fish tank.

Vote for me and I'll use old english to buff out your desk.

I try to keep my business local. Bwana again. Now he owes me TWO boxes of .45 230 gr. bullets!

Bug....I can't send you CC because you're not accepting PM's....

Damn....now I need a smoke break.........

We have votes from Chev and Simply Red as well...

:cuss:

Ware's teh boobies?

I VOTED FOR GONZO

I accept them, but only from people on my Contact List (stalker control). I'll have that fixed in a jiffy.

Hook him up guys.

Would it be frowned upon if I voted for myself?

:hmmm:

Don't bother, he's going to be banned as soon as a certain mod sees that he's posting.

who is it? ROR?

Is he a mult?

me and that mod worked it out so STFU

aight, you nailed me

Lumpy would disapprove.

Nah, it's chiefbowe, he was temp banned last night and was informed that if he came back under a new username that he'd be permabanned.

Gonzo, sans Cramergesic.

***The Official 2009... 12-30-2009 01:11 PM Bugeater I'd love to know who keeps putting you in the green

LMAO

1 more and i'll go red bug

Well, for voting for me I repped him.

Didn't know. Sorry.

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Ah, no biggie then. If he is allowed to stick around I'll get him beaten back down.

what did he do?

And you want to be our MVP?

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.c...eboyfriend.jpg

I don't think so...

don't underestimate my friends

So does Loves_Bugs get compensated, Gonzo? I'll wait for your approval.

Well yeah I voted for him. The guidelines are guidelines

EDIT: If not I'd like to alter my vote to Raiman

Stand by... Let me check.

If your vote stands, you'll get paid. But we are not like ACORN at Team Gonzo. We only pay off legitimate voters. Hold the line.

Here's what we'll do....

After doing some reserach, he'll likely be banned shortly for posting.

Love Bugs, if you are Chiefbowe 82, once your ban is lifted we will settle up.
Deal?

I would like all reppings to go the chiefbowe82 account.

So yeah, I'm still waiting for boobs.

Admission of duplicate accounts = permaban

You can't rep a banned account, dumbshit.

AFTER MY BAN LIKE GONZO SAID :shake:

Voted for Gonzo. He's given me more rep this year than all you ****ers.

We know he's a mult but are we all sure he's Chiefbowe and not ROR?

I voted too soon. I didn't realize graft was part of the voting. I'm easy when it comes to voting for personal gain. Can a mod retract my vote so I can wheel and deal?

no one can be to certain

Shit, and I'm outta rep for now. I'll catch up with you tomorrow.
Thanks for the vote man.

Hey folks,
I have to leave for awhile. I believe I have compensated my first five voters (still working out the Loves-Bugs issue). If not, PLEASE let me know as I might have missed something. The next offer will be coming from the candidate himself. PS...Casino Cash/Rep aside, I think Gonzo deserves the MVP because he brings great energy, time, and passion to the Planet. He's got great humor and a great appreciation for CP history. Many props to the other deserving candidates as well.

I think you've got my rep covered.....now, about those pics of the Mrs. you promised.....

Negative....

You should know how this shit works by now n00b.

Here's a cash donation as a parting gift though.

Thanks,

$100,000 and rep from everyone mentioned above for the next 5 voters.

If you have not been compensated, please PM me and I will make sure you are paid.

;)

AM I ****ING TALKING TO MYSELF IN HERE?

JIMINY CHRISTMAS

LET ME SEE THEM BOOBAYS

Maz isn't here right now.

Anyone have boobies for Buck?

ok your prize is chiefbowe82's avatar

... and shaking during an earthquake!

A dollar? A crummy dollar?!!! Sonuvabitch!

ROFL

Spend it wisely

BOOBS AND BABES FOR GONZO ( NOT for bucking)!!!



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BUMP... to steer this trainwreck back on to the One after 909...

I had to take a second look. I thought that was my girlfriend! She was going to have some explaining to do!

ROR got banned? What for?

Did you just get glasses?

I say no, but it is unavoidable

Apparently he called Bob Dole "a dirty one who sucks the penis"...

shameful.